[ARCHIVED THREAD] - DUPE (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 8/1/2012 6:11:52 PM EDT
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Passed a blonde today in a major metro area Glances/smiles exchanged upon the pass - confidence is medium-high that she's sexy Due to traffic jostle, we passed each other 3 more times, again smiles and glances Noticed her truck had vinyl advertising w/ website and phone # for her Licensed Massage Therapy Business 
Semi-photographic memory made her website an easy remember I'm a closer, and my gut says I'll be following up, but wanted creep-check this with the braintrust Creepy or not depends on the approach: if you give her a buzz and say "we bumped into each other in the mall (or whatever place it was) and I noticed your advertisement, would you like to meet for coffee at the mall next door (or some other neutral place)?" then its not creepy. If you call and say "hey I saw your advert and want to know if you give happy endings, " then its creepy. |
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How the fuck is it creepy?
Dude saw chick, is interested. Chick's contact info is posted IN BIG FUCKING VINYL LETTERS THAT SHE PASTED ON HER TRUCK.. The fuck is creepy about contacting her, saying, "saw you, liked your smile, coffee?" Plus: SHE DRIVES A TRUCK. Win. |
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Why the hell didn't you just approach her? That wouldn't be creepy.
Waiting a while and looking her up via her business and hitting on her? That's creepy. ETA: Pay a private investigator to find every single detail that exists on this woman. Continue to cross her path every once and a while until you feel the moment is right, then: 1: Hire a bum to act like he's trying to kill her and you can save her, on the getaway drive, convince her you're a time traveler sent back to save her. Take her to a seedy motel to "hide out." Sex will surely follow. OR 2: Convince her it's a groundhog day situation, and you keep reliving the same day. Tell her all the shit about her you know and tell her you know it because she's told you 100 times. When you sleep together and wake up the next day, she'll think she broke your curse and be forever smitten. |
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Quoted: How the fuck is it creepy? Dude saw chick, is interested. Chick's contact info is posted IN BIG FUCKING VINYL LETTERS THAT SHE PASTED ON HER TRUCK.. The fuck is creepy about contacting her, saying, "saw you, liked your smile, coffee?" Plus: SHE DRIVES A TRUCK. Win. This IF she thinks it's creepy and rejects your offer, who cares You can't find out unless you try fortune favors the brave...and all that |
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Why the hell didn't you just approach her? That wouldn't be creepy. Waiting a while and looking her up via her business and hitting on her? That's creepy. Approach her? I PASSED her vehicle in rush hour traffic...not an option to P.I.T. her off the road for discussion |
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Quoted: Quoted: Why the hell didn't you just approach her? That wouldn't be creepy. Waiting a while and looking her up via her business and hitting on her? That's creepy. Rush hour traffic...not an option to P.I.T. her off the road for discussion Found a headshot picture...what's CoC...OK to post? headshot, yes |
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Lots of people smile at each other in cars. She's probably married. I prefer the dominant wolf stare. I take off my sun glasses and stare her down until she looks away, and that's when I know that her vagina has reached peak wetness, and she is ready to copulate. That's kind of creepy. |
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The fact that you started a thread on the internet, posting the story and her picture labeled "Target" is in and of itself creepy.
Hell, you passed her 14 times, why didn't you just talk to her when you had the chance, that would have been much less creepy than what you're doing now. |
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You perving her FB page?
http://www.facebook.com/tysie.robinson |
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It's only creepy if you're ugly and she is not in to you. Otherwise it is super romantic, clever, and something out of a Hollywood movie. Get it? This, and I would say something along the lines that you know this is crazy but you just found something captivating out her and you just had to meet her. |
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Why the hell didn't you just approach her? That wouldn't be creepy. Waiting a while and looking her up via her business and hitting on her? That's creepy. Rush hour traffic...not an option to P.I.T. her off the road for discussion Found a headshot picture...what's CoC...OK to post? headshot, yes NOooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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She's got a lot of miles on her. |
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The fact that you started a thread on the internet, posting the story and her picture labeled "Target" is in and of itself creepy. Hell, you passed her 14 times, why didn't you just talk to her when you had the chance, that would have been much less creepy than what you're doing now. OP, you need to stop giving a fuck. Dating is a numbers game. You get as many dates with as many women that you find attractive as possible. Don't put any on a pedestal or worry if one turns you down. Just keep getting numbers and dates. Keep working on the close. |
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Talk about creeper 
How'd you get that info? |
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The fact that you're in here asking us tells me you don't have what it takes to pull it off no matter how you approach it. You would be dead wrong. "Closing a deal" at a massage parlor isn't that hard... $20 usually does the trick. Not much game involved with it. |
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Lots of people smile at each other in cars. She's probably married. I prefer the dominant wolf stare. I take off my sun glasses and stare her down until she looks away, and that's when I know that her vagina has reached peak wetness, and she is ready to copulate. Win That's kind of creepy. |
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