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7/31/2012 4:22:25 PM EDT
get full of nice juicy fat and protein if all they eat is grass all day long?
7/31/2012 4:32:31 PM EDT
[#1]
Magnets.... I think
7/31/2012 4:34:13 PM EDT
[#2]
Cannibalism due to crowded and inhumane living conditions that mostly occurs at night...mostly.
7/31/2012 4:34:21 PM EDT
[#3]
grass is 10-20% protein
7/31/2012 4:34:28 PM EDT
[#4]
Growing up in Kansas I can tell you that it just looks like the cows are eating grass. What they are really doing is rooting in the ground, pulling up grass, searching for tasty insects and grubs.



I never understood why people continue to believe that cows eat grass.....


 
7/31/2012 4:35:01 PM EDT
[#5]
Their 4 stomachs act like a complicated still/refinery.

And most of what you eat that is commercially produced is at least finished with grain/corn, no matter how it is advertised.
7/31/2012 4:35:26 PM EDT
[#6]
They get full of fat because they're made out of meat.


 
7/31/2012 4:36:03 PM EDT
[#7]
Herbivores are magic.
 
7/31/2012 4:36:45 PM EDT
[#8]
Because they eat metric tons of grass to produce that 500lbs of protien
7/31/2012 4:36:59 PM EDT
[#9]
Cows have bacteria in their digestive systems that can convert cellulose into bacon molecules.
 
7/31/2012 4:37:25 PM EDT
[#10]
The largest animals on the planet are herbivores with the exception of whales and most of those eat only plankton and small sea life such as krill.
7/31/2012 4:37:42 PM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:


Cows have bacteria in their digestive systems that can convert cellulose into bacon molecules.  


MMMMMmmmmmmmmm cow bacon.



 
7/31/2012 4:37:50 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Herbivores are magic.  


They turn sunshine and water into protein.

Finished it for you.  
7/31/2012 4:38:41 PM EDT
[#13]
Too much biochemistry involved.

I loathed biochemistry.

7/31/2012 4:38:53 PM EDT
[#14]
fuckin roids that why.
7/31/2012 4:39:39 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Magnets.... I think


this

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7/31/2012 4:39:41 PM EDT
[#16]
I believe this was covered in fourth grade..

= fat cows
7/31/2012 4:39:47 PM EDT
[#17]
Why do you think the lines at Chick Fil A are so long? Cows are doing just as they advertise. doh.
7/31/2012 4:40:17 PM EDT
[#18]
How do trees grow to 100' tall by eating... nothing
7/31/2012 4:40:56 PM EDT
[#19]
They don't

Feedlots
7/31/2012 4:41:10 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Why do you think the lines at Chick Fil A are so long? Cows are doing just as they advertise. doh.


lol wut
7/31/2012 4:41:24 PM EDT
[#21]
7/31/2012 4:43:32 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Growing up in Kansas I can tell you that it just looks like the cows are eating grass. What they are really doing is rooting in the ground, pulling up grass, searching for tasty insects and grubs.

I never understood why people continue to believe that cows eat grass.....
 



The majority of their diet is greens. Did you ever open up a cow stomach?
7/31/2012 4:45:56 PM EDT
[#23]
This raises an even more important question. If we put the cow on a treadmill... would it take off?
7/31/2012 4:46:21 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Growing up in Kansas I can tell you that it just looks like the cows are eating grass. What they are really doing is rooting in the ground, pulling up grass, searching for tasty insects and grubs.

I never understood why people continue to believe that cows eat grass.....
 




Seriously?

7/31/2012 4:46:38 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Growing up in Kansas I can tell you that it just looks like the cows are eating grass. What they are really doing is rooting in the ground, pulling up grass, searching for tasty insects and grubs.

I never understood why people continue to believe that cows eat grass.....
 


lol wut
7/31/2012 4:47:16 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Cows have bacteria in their digestive systems that can convert cellulose into bacon molecules.  



Yummy!

7/31/2012 4:47:50 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Growing up in Kansas I can tell you that it just looks like the cows are eating grass. What they are really doing is rooting in the ground, pulling up grass, searching for tasty insects and grubs.

I never understood why people continue to believe that cows eat grass.....
 


What the...I don't don't even....
7/31/2012 4:48:49 PM EDT
[#28]



Quoted:


Growing up in Kansas I can tell you that it just looks like the cows are eating grass. What they are really doing is rooting in the ground, pulling up grass, searching for tasty insects and grubs.



I never understood why people continue to believe that cows eat grass.....

 


I got a dag that does that. Seriously.



I have a grub eatin Beagle.



 
7/31/2012 4:49:11 PM EDT
[#29]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Growing up in Kansas I can tell you that it just looks like the cows are eating grass. What they are really doing is rooting in the ground, pulling up grass, searching for tasty insects and grubs.



I never understood why people continue to believe that cows eat grass.....

 




What the...I don't don't even....






 
7/31/2012 4:49:54 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Growing up in Kansas I can tell you that it just looks like the cows are eating grass. What they are really doing is rooting in the ground, pulling up grass, searching for tasty insects and grubs.

I never understood why people continue to believe that cows eat grass.....
 


What the...I don't don't even....


 


7/31/2012 4:49:55 PM EDT
[#31]
I see all the popular kids are out tonight...... Post whoring, as usual, in a stupid ass topic.......
7/31/2012 4:49:57 PM EDT
[#32]
Cow treadmills.
7/31/2012 4:50:23 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Herbivores are magic.  


and tasty
7/31/2012 4:50:29 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Growing up in Kansas I can tell you that it just looks like the cows are eating grass. What they are really doing is rooting in the ground, pulling up grass, searching for tasty insects and grubs.

I never understood why people continue to believe that cows eat grass.....
 


uh? wut?

ever worked at a dairy farm where they feed TMR?


ETA: Damn it. Got me too.
7/31/2012 4:51:04 PM EDT
[#35]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Herbivores are magic.  




and tasty
No truer words ever spoken.





 
7/31/2012 4:51:40 PM EDT
[#36]
They get all the fat from bugs they eat in the grass.
7/31/2012 4:52:41 PM EDT
[#37]



Quoted:


They get all the fat from bugs they eat in the grass.


THIS MAN GETS IT.........



 
7/31/2012 4:55:46 PM EDT
[#38]

 
7/31/2012 4:56:20 PM EDT
[#39]
Hey guys... it was a serious question!

I mean, why do we, as humans, need to eat a "balance" diet of meat, fats, carbs, nutrients, vitamins, etc if you can get a perfectly healthy and rather large animal like a cow?
For all you "paleo" diet guys out there, why can't we just eat arugula from the white house garden and get fat and full of muscle like cows?
7/31/2012 4:56:42 PM EDT
[#40]
Corn
7/31/2012 4:56:57 PM EDT
[#41]
Bovine synthesis - the melanin in their spots converts sunlight into protien and ATP
7/31/2012 4:58:26 PM EDT
[#42]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protein#Cellular_functions

"Most microorganisms and plants can biosynthesize all 20 standard amino acids, while animals (including humans) must obtain some of the amino acids from the diet."

"Proteins are assembled from amino acids using information encoded in genes."

It's been a while since I took biology, but that is the simple answer.
7/31/2012 4:58:59 PM EDT
[#43]



Quoted:


Hey guys... it was a serious question!



I mean, why do we, as humans, need to eat a "balance" diet of meat, fats, carbs, nutrients, vitamins, etc if you can get a perfectly healthy and rather large animal like a cow?

For all you "paleo" diet guys out there, why can't we just eat arugula from the white house garden and get fat and full of muscle like cows?


Humans are carnivores and require meat in their diet. Moo Cows are herbivore and don't need meat. It is just how God, Mother Nature, Darwin, take your pick, made things.



 
7/31/2012 4:59:24 PM EDT
[#44]
Cows have a chambered anaerobic refinery inside them that allows them to eat grasses and cellulose products.
This breaks down "inedible" food sources into digestible starches, fibers and proteins.
The large portion of foodsource for the cow is the digestive bacteria itself as well as the amino acid, starch soup they're in.

So, cows eat the grass > bacteria digests the grass > cow digests the bactera > you eat the cow > grass eats your waste.
7/31/2012 5:00:15 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Hey guys... it was a serious question!

I mean, why do we, as humans, need to eat a "balance" diet of meat, fats, carbs, nutrients, vitamins, etc if you can get a perfectly healthy and rather large animal like a cow?
For all you "paleo" diet guys out there, why can't we just eat arugula from the white house garden and get fat and full of muscle like cows?

Humans are carnivores and require meat in their diet. Moo Cows are herbivore and don't need meat. It is just how God, Mother Nature, Darwin, take your pick, made things.
 


Omnivores technically, but yeah.
7/31/2012 5:01:08 PM EDT
[#46]
Well this...

and this...
7/31/2012 5:03:46 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Why do you think the lines at Chick Fil A are so long? Cows are doing just as they advertise. doh.


lol wut




7/31/2012 5:03:52 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Hey guys... it was a serious question!

I mean, why do we, as humans, need to eat a "balance" diet of meat, fats, carbs, nutrients, vitamins, etc if you can get a perfectly healthy and rather large animal like a cow?
For all you "paleo" diet guys out there, why can't we just eat arugula from the white house garden and get fat and full of muscle like cows?


We don't "Need" a balanced diet to live. We are just healthier with a balanced diet (and what that balance exactly is is an open debate).

Cows and people have evolved differently so that our chemistry maximizes our regular food source. Cows bodies are designed to eat grass; ours isn't.
7/31/2012 5:06:03 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Growing up in Kansas I can tell you that it just looks like the cows are eating grass. What they are really doing is rooting in the ground, pulling up grass, searching for tasty insects and grubs.

I never understood why people continue to believe that cows eat grass.....
 


What the...I don't don't even....


 


The early cow gets the worm.
7/31/2012 5:07:18 PM EDT
[#50]
Cattle belong to a class of animals called ruminants. The microorganisms in their digestive system are very essential to their diet. They not only break down the food the cattle eat and turn it into what is essentially sugar and fat, but when the microorganisms die, the cows digest their remains as a large source of protein.
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