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7/21/2002 10:53:11 PM EDT
Funny story here........

Last night I was down in the "entertainment" district, i.e. clubs, bars, etc. etc.  I was walking back to my Jeep when I noticed a real cute little blonde looking distressed while talking to another guy. I overheard her saying she "lost" her husband & couldn't find him. I asked her if she wanted to circle the area & llok for him? She was a bit hesitant as she didn't know me from Adam.

Finally she accepted & got in & off we went looking for the "lost husband". Turns out he was with his aunt & they went into a bar/club where she didn't want to go & they are having "problems" apparently, yadda yadda yadda.

We cruised twice & didn't seem him nor her. I asked her where she was staying (they're from Birmingham) & it was in my neighborhood, practically. So off we went to her hotel.

We arrive & she says come up for a beer for taking me back. "OK!", I say. (I ain't totally stupid.) On the way up she tells me she's here with her in-laws, yadda yadda yadda.

We get to the room & she knocks on the door. Her Mother-in-law opens up the door to find said cute little daughter-in-law standing there with a man she's never laid eyes on before & her son NOWHERE in sight!!!!

The look on her face was, indeed, PRICELESS!!!!

I stayed for a beer & the husband never showed. I'm guessing he was camping by their car waiting on the cutie to show up. Wonder how long he waited? >gg<
7/21/2002 11:13:38 PM EDT
[#1]
LOL!!!

"Hey Mom, I traded your son for BobCole here. Are you going to be here long??? ...because we need to use the room." LMAO!
7/21/2002 11:33:53 PM EDT
[#2]
Wait, so instead of partying with your friends you drove a married woman around then back to her inlaws?  Thats what I find priceless.
7/22/2002 2:50:40 AM EDT
[#3]
So, did you do the cutie and the MIL?
7/22/2002 4:08:23 AM EDT
[#4]
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So, did you do the cutie and the MIL?
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No, just the MIL.....LOL!

I heard about this trick before. Little girl find guys and the mother do them.
7/22/2002 4:11:14 AM EDT
[#5]
Do them both...
7/22/2002 10:16:04 PM EDT
[#6]
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Wait, so instead of partying with your friends you drove a married woman around then back to her inlaws?  Thats what I find priceless.
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Nah, I was by my self. As one gets older one realizes that a female may not ALWAYS be married her entire life!!!  >gg<
7/22/2002 10:17:40 PM EDT
[#7]
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So, did you do the cutie and the MIL?
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I certainly let the cutie know I was willing to be "used" for meaningless but hot sex!!! The MIL was a dog. Arf!
10/21/2002 1:49:34 AM EDT
[#8]
BRAVO TANGO TANGO


Scott

10/22/2002 6:19:14 AM EDT
[#9]
Hey Bob
Hillsboro Village or 2nd Ave.??
Lots of cute "lost girls"!!
Better luck next time. We should get together for a beer sometime soon!!!

Gemologist
BLOAT[x]
10/22/2002 6:31:40 AM EDT
[#10]
'Come up for a beer'?

If that wasn't a 'come on' I don't know what is!

She could have bought you a beer in the bar downstairs....

Eric The(Ahhh,ThingsThatMightHaveBeen)Hun[>]:)]
10/22/2002 6:42:02 AM EDT
[#11]
Never did the "mother-daughter" three-some.

Allthough there were a few girlfriends that had MILF's.
10/22/2002 6:57:40 AM EDT
[#12]
Sounds more like Elliston to me.

Although, it could be Cooper Young......
10/22/2002 7:00:48 AM EDT
[#13]
Keep dreaming BOB wasn't this same story posted on here about 6 months ago?
10/22/2002 7:29:28 AM EDT
[#14]
I do remember something very similar, if not just like this, posted earlier in the year...
10/22/2002 10:03:25 AM EDT
[#15]
Shoulda stayed in the car and done here there.
10/22/2002 10:11:14 AM EDT
[#16]
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I do remember something very similar, if not just like this, posted earlier in the year...
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Look at the date of the original post.  This [i]was[/i] the story from earlier this year.  It's been ressurrected with a generous dose of BTT.
10/22/2002 10:13:57 AM EDT
[#17]
That DScottHewitt is a troublemaker.
10/22/2002 9:33:28 PM EDT
[#18]
Ass
10/22/2002 10:43:19 PM EDT
[#19]
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Shoulda stayed in the car and done here there.
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Shit, you think it wasn't tried?  >gg<
10/22/2002 11:19:45 PM EDT
[#20]
umm.. isn't adultery a sin?
10/23/2002 12:04:40 AM EDT
[#21]
Sounds like a story from Playboy!