Posted: 7/14/2012 2:15:18 AM EDT
Well, I officially hate them even more now. Two days ago I was working on the fence near some bushes and I felt something on my arm, I quickly brushed it off after realizing it was a spider of some sort. Needless to say, a few hours later I had a bite mark on my arm the size of a dime. I slept on it and the next day at the Dentist the lady cleaning my teeth mentioned I had a rather large bump on my arm, I hadn't really noticed it since it was an early appt and I was tired. The damn thing swelled to the size of a quarter 
Well, I decide I should finish mounting brackets on the fence after the dentist and I GOT BIT BY THE SAME KIND OF FUCKING SPIDER! this time it was on my leg and it has now swelled to the size of a quarter and is slowly getting smaller. It itches like no other and is nice and red. Fast forward to a few minutes ago. I am walking into my room to grab my computer and I notice a spider meandering across the floor about three feet from me. I turn around to grab some tool to destroy it with and decide to walk into the bathroom finding a nice box to do the smashing. When I come back it isn't there. It was in the middle of the floor, nothing to hide in for at least 5 ft around it in all directions. I whip out the stream light and search only to have that moment of realization that it could have chased after me and climbed on me when I walked to the bathroom. I start shaking my pants and it goes hurling off onto the floor! FUCK FUCK FUCK it starts chasing after my leg as soon as it hits the floor and I start beating it senseless in a panicked fit of anger. Well, I ended up jumping on my bed to get away from it after I whacked it a few times. I swear that thing had to have covered three feet of ground and went up my foot to my leg in a hurry. I hate spiders. I can deal with scorpions and flies and other such things but no thank you to spiders. I am nervous for what happens tomorrow, its a three day streak of bad luck. I still can't believe the spider was chasing me after I knocked it off. Adding this, when I first spotted the damn thing it was moving at a slow walk so I figured it wouldn't speed up.. I was wrong. The Jumping spiders are cool with me, they know not to bother me and I let them be, every other spider must die. If you have a story about spiders you wish to share with the class go ahead! So if my stories weren't interesting or were tl:dr. Here is some cheap entertainment: 
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