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6/20/2012 7:10:30 AM EDT
We suck.

Angela Corey

We sell crack.

Stormfront

Our women are ugly.

Bernie Madoff.

Our cops are meanies.

Casey Anthony.

We prosecute the innocent.

Ted Bundy

We have Homeowners' Associations.

Charlie Crist.

6/20/2012 7:12:21 AM EDT
[#1]
DisneyWorld
6/20/2012 7:13:56 AM EDT
[#2]
Miami traffic
6/20/2012 7:14:21 AM EDT
[#3]
Spurrier coached there
ERic
6/20/2012 7:15:22 AM EDT
[#4]
full of new yorkers

srsly, get the fuck out
6/20/2012 7:17:15 AM EDT
[#5]
Blue is moving north
6/20/2012 7:17:32 AM EDT
[#6]
On the bright side, at least your not Texas





Speed


 
6/20/2012 7:17:52 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
full of new yorkers

srsly, get the fuck out


The people from New Jersey are even worse. They Suck!
6/20/2012 7:17:52 AM EDT
[#8]

Starters of the zombie apocalypse aka " bath salts "
6/20/2012 7:18:10 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
On the bright side, at least your not Texas


Speed
 


That sucks.
6/20/2012 7:18:50 AM EDT
[#10]
you look like a penis
6/20/2012 7:19:43 AM EDT
[#11]
I don't know much about Florida, but A LOT of fucked up news stories seem to come from there.



Florida is the only state on Fark.com to have it's own tag.  


 
6/20/2012 7:19:53 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Spurrier coached there
ERic




You got a problem with five receiver sets and Heisman trophies, boy?
6/20/2012 7:22:03 AM EDT
[#13]
Too fucking humid. That's all I got.

I've only been to Miami and Boca Raton, so I'm really not in a position to offer an even-handed opinion of the state.
6/20/2012 7:23:40 AM EDT
[#14]
The roaches have bigger arms than you and talk more shit than Allen Iverson's mom.
6/20/2012 7:23:49 AM EDT
[#15]
Don't mind Florida at all.  Good fishing.  

I must admit though, you have some truly strange residents. Esp in the Keys.
6/20/2012 7:26:31 AM EDT
[#16]






Can you guys get this bath salt face eating zombie thing worked out before I get down there?



I'll be in Tampa looking for a place Sun-Thurs and would rather not have my face eaten.










 
6/20/2012 7:27:40 AM EDT
[#17]
No Open Carry.

Lovebugs
6/20/2012 7:28:06 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
full of new yorkers

srsly, get the fuck out


The people from New Jersey are even worse. They Suck!


People from MA(Boston) are by far the worst,
6/20/2012 7:28:08 AM EDT
[#19]
Whoops, I messed this up.  Talking Spurrier here.

He is a great guy to root against. I'll give him that.
ERic
6/20/2012 7:29:08 AM EDT
[#20]




Quoted:

We suck.



Angela Corey



We sell crack.



Stormfront ~ What does SF have to do with Florida??



Our women are ugly. ~ I don't know what part of FL you're familiar with, but ugly women isn't a problem in S.E. FL.



Bernie Madoff.



Our cops are meanies.



Casey Anthony.



We prosecute the innocent.



Ted Bundy



We have Homeowners' Associations.



Charlie Crist.







6/20/2012 7:29:50 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll111/AKSig/meanwhile-in-florida.jpg

Can you guys get this bath salt face eating zombie thing worked out before I get down there?

I'll be in Tampa looking for a place Sun-Thurs and would rather not have my face eaten.


 

OK, I laughed at that.

ETA, hit me up if you wanna go drink some beers when you get here.
6/20/2012 7:30:53 AM EDT
[#22]
I wish all you Yankees would understand that Florida sucks and move back up North.

Of course if that happen Florida would no longer suck and it would return to the paradise it use to be before all the Yankee shits moved down here.
6/20/2012 7:30:53 AM EDT
[#23]
Mosquitoes

Cotton mouths

Freaking roaches

Slower drivers keep right = go as slow as you want anywhere you want

As stated previously, every crazy ass story comes out of FL

And mosquitoes
6/20/2012 7:37:37 AM EDT
[#24]
Fort Lauderdale

The tendency to be the setting in a World Star Hip Hop video.
6/20/2012 7:38:42 AM EDT
[#25]



Quoted:



Quoted:

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll111/AKSig/meanwhile-in-florida.jpg



Can you guys get this bath salt face eating zombie thing worked out before I get down there?



I'll be in Tampa looking for a place Sun-Thurs and would rather not have my face eaten.





 


OK, I laughed at that.



ETA, hit me up if you wanna go drink some beers when you get here.



I'm always up for beers.



IM inbound.



 
6/20/2012 7:38:48 AM EDT
[#26]
I'll take the FL humidity over the AZ heat any day,humidity makes you sweat,sweat keeps you cool.
6/20/2012 7:39:17 AM EDT
[#27]
You have excellent taxation policy... easy to do when tourists pay for your state.  
6/20/2012 7:44:52 AM EDT
[#28]




Quoted:

You have excellent taxation policy... easy to do when tourists pay for your state.




One of the benefits of living in a state people want to visit.
6/20/2012 7:45:26 AM EDT
[#29]
Didn't i just read a thread that oral beastiality is legal in FLA?
6/20/2012 7:48:46 AM EDT
[#30]
Been in Florida for 13 years and never got used to the fucking heat.

5 showers a day just to keep clean
6/20/2012 7:49:19 AM EDT
[#31]




Quoted:

Didn't i just read a thread that oral beastiality is legal in FLA?




And?
6/20/2012 7:50:27 AM EDT
[#32]



Quoted:


I'll take the FL humidity over the AZ heat any day,humidity makes you sweat,sweat keeps you cool.


Um. Humidity doesn't make you sweat. Heat makes you sweat. Humidity makes sweating less effective. The more humid it is, the more slowly sweat evaporates from the body, reducing it's effectiveness.





6/20/2012 7:50:41 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
I don't know much about Florida, but A LOT of fucked up news stories seem to come from there.

Florida is the only state on Fark.com to have it's own tag.  
 


Shut up!
6/20/2012 7:52:38 AM EDT
[#34]
9/8/2012.  I'll bring my share of hate
6/20/2012 7:56:33 AM EDT
[#35]
LOVEBUGGGSSS FUUUU
6/20/2012 8:00:27 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:

Quoted:
I'll take the FL humidity over the AZ heat any day,humidity makes you sweat,sweat keeps you cool.

Um. Humidity doesn't make you sweat. Heat makes you sweat. Humidity makes sweating less effective. The more humid it is, the more slowly sweat evaporates from the body, reducing it's effectiveness.




Well,you got me there.It seems cooler to me though.
6/20/2012 8:00:30 AM EDT
[#37]
I-95 drug corridor

Full of old people.
6/20/2012 8:01:43 AM EDT
[#38]
Two kind of people in Florida

Old people and their parents
6/20/2012 8:02:02 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
I-95 drug corridor

Full of old people.


That is so 80's!
6/20/2012 8:03:04 AM EDT
[#40]




6/20/2012 8:03:54 AM EDT
[#41]
Robert California said it best...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQDdIuqFoYc
6/20/2012 8:03:57 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:

Quoted:
I'll take the FL humidity over the AZ heat any day,humidity makes you sweat,sweat keeps you cool.

Um. Humidity doesn't make you sweat. Heat makes you sweat. Humidity makes sweating less effective. The more humid it is, the more slowly sweat evaporates from the body, reducing it's effectiveness.




Two  Extreme Conditions, been to both states. AZ will cook and dry you out while FL you'll wake up sticky and stay that way until going to sleep.
6/20/2012 8:04:55 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
full of new yorkers

srsly, get the fuck out


This. There are some good ones here, but too many are whiners, cheapskates, and/or assholes.
6/20/2012 8:06:05 AM EDT
[#44]




Quoted:





Quoted:

Didn't i just read a thread that oral beastiality is legal in FLA?




And?




I think what he's getting at is: How do you keep them from biting off your wang?
6/20/2012 8:06:59 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Didn't i just read a thread that oral beastiality is legal in FLA?


Well at least we have SOMETHING good going for us..




6/20/2012 8:07:09 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
We suck.

Angela Corey

We sell crack.

Stormfront

Our women are ugly.

Bernie Madoff.

Our cops are meanies.

Casey Anthony.

We prosecute the innocent.

Ted Bundy

We have Homeowners' Associations.

Charlie Crist.



And this is why we're leaving Tampa for good and going to either Utah or Montana this year.

P.S. - You forgot the worst fucking drivers of all time. Most people that have a license in Florida need to be stabbed in the face.
6/20/2012 8:08:06 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:
We suck.

Angela Corey

We sell crack.

Stormfront

Our women are ugly.

Bernie Madoff.

Our cops are meanies.

Casey Anthony.

We prosecute the innocent.

Ted Bundy

We have Homeowners' Associations.

Charlie Crist.



And this is why we're leaving Tampa for good and going to either Utah or Montana this year.


Foooooooooor all of the reasons above or just one or two?
6/20/2012 8:08:53 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
We suck.

Angela Corey

We sell crack.

Stormfront

Our women are ugly.

Bernie Madoff.

Our cops are meanies.

Casey Anthony.

We prosecute the innocent.

Ted Bundy

We have Homeowners' Associations.

Charlie Crist.



And this is why we're leaving Tampa for good and going to either Utah or Montana this year.


Foooooooooor all of the reasons above or just one or two?


All of them except for my crack habit. But I can simply get mormon crack in Utah.
6/20/2012 8:12:55 AM EDT
[#49]
Key West has the world's most complete collection of "Who Farted?" t-shirts.

True story.
6/20/2012 8:13:41 AM EDT
[#50]
I have a beautiful woman and no HOA.
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