Posted: 6/17/2012 3:58:13 PM EDT
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How much would it cost? I see these adds on the internet for 78$, lmao. That sounds like a bad idea.
How much would a legit PT cost from a actual doctor? |
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Does this go along with your other thread? YUP! Long Story short. Dated a girl for a week. Got the "im allergic to latex, but im on the shot" line. Believed her. Now tells me she lied about being on the shot. Banged her 5 times. Scared shitless. Broke up with her when I found out she had a case of the crazy. Broke rule number one Never stick your dick in the crazy. Have to wait 2-3 weeks before we can take a prego test. Im a fucking retard. I know. GFD. 
If she is pregnant, I will get the PT and if it's mine, I will do what I need too. She told me that I was the first guy she had been with in a couple months, but she also lied about being on BC so who the fuck knows. I will let you all come up with your own conclusions. If that test comes back as negative, I will run so far and so fast she will need satellite imagery from fuckin mars to ever see me again. |
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The Maury Show will test you for FREE!!!!!!!
Link: http://www.mauryshow.com/be_a_guest.php Aloha, Mark |
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Does this go along with your other thread? YUP! Long Story short. Dated a girl for a week. Got the "im allergic to latex, but im on the shot" line. Believed her. Now tells me she lied about being on the shot. Banged her 5 times. Scared shitless. Broke up with her when I found out she had a case of the crazy. Broke rule number one Never stick your dick in the crazy. Have to wait 2-3 weeks before we can take a prego test. Im a fucking retard. I know. GFD.
If she is pregnant, I will get the PT and if it's mine, I will do what I need too. She told me that I was the first guy she had been with in a couple months, but she also lied about being on BC so who the fuck knows. I will let you all come up with your own conclusions. If that test comes back as negative, I will run so far and so fast she will need satellite imagery from fuckin mars to ever see me again. Ouch. Good luck. |
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The Maury Show will test you for FREE!!!!!!! Link: http://www.mauryshow.com/be_a_guest.php Aloha, Mark I rost |
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Yes. I had the identigene test done on my youngest when I found out my ex wife was having an affair around the time of her conception. She looked nothing like me where as the older child is like lookinging at an old photo. Turns out she was mine so it was worth the piece of mind it bought. $40 or so for the test kit at Walgreens and $120 for the lab fees. The same test as the court uses but the results are not admissible because of the chain of custody. A court test which is the same thing costs more as it must be taken at a authorized clinic under supervision.
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I was about to take one last year... Hot 27 yr old blond firecracker with at the first glance sane eyes hooked up with me. After a couple of weeks I started noticing the crazy sneaking out. Up to this point I had not hit it yet. Well I start getting that feeling she's playing me. I ignore her a few days and she calls around 10 one night wanting some action. Well I hammer the hell out of her but never finished in her. I just wasn't going to give her the seed. Lol. Anyway 6 weeks later she tells me she's late. I said really? Are you sure you're prego. She said yes and you're the only man I have been with. I said okay well I guess I need to go see my vasectomy doc and see if I am shooting bullets. She got pissed that I was fixed and not told her before she "made love" to me. Next day I saw on facebook her engagement announcement to another guy. I just laughed my ass off. 6 months later she still wasn't prego and divorced the guy. Go figure! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Quoted: Quoted: Does this go along with your other thread? YUP! Long Story short. Dated a girl for a week. Got the "im allergic to latex, but im on the shot" line. Believed her. Now tells me she lied about being on the shot. Banged her 5 times. Scared shitless. Broke up with her when I found out she had a case of the crazy. Broke rule number one Never stick your dick in the crazy. Have to wait 2-3 weeks before we can take a prego test. Im a fucking retard. I know. GFD. If she is pregnant, I will get the PT and if it's mine, I will do what I need too. She told me that I was the first guy she had been with in a couple months, but she also lied about being on BC so who the fuck knows. I will let you all come up with your own conclusions. If that test comes back as negative, I will run so far and so fast she will need satellite imagery from fuckin mars to ever see me again. If you can, go to the health food store and pick up some vitamin C. It has to be a specific kind but essentially if the girl takes a massive amount consistently it has a chance to clear up the problem. It's better than standing around hopping for a negative anyhow. I will ask my GF what kind it was. It seems to have worked with us but there is no way I can prove it other than we don't have any kids currently. It's pretty cheap. ETA: Word of warning. Never ever trust a girl who say's they are on the pill. Hell even if they are you don't know where it's been unless you've looked at a recent medical file. They are always lying, always. |
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Does this go along with your other thread? YUP! Long Story short. Dated a girl for a week. Got the "im allergic to latex, but im on the shot" line. Believed her. Dumb,Dumb,Dumb Now tells me she lied about being on the shot. I'm shocked 
Banged her 5 times. Scared shitless. Broke up with her when I found out she had a case of the crazy. A bit too late I'd say Broke rule number one Never stick your dick in the crazy. YA THINK??? Have to wait 2-3 weeks before we can take a prego test. Im a fucking retard. I know. BINGO!! GFD.
If she is pregnant, I will get the PT and if it's mine, I will do what I need too. She told me that I was the first guy she had been with in a couple months, but she also lied about being on BC so who the fuck knows. I will let you all come up with your own conclusions. I think you know what conclusions will be reached If that test comes back as negative, I will run so far and so fast she will need satellite imagery from fuckin mars to ever see me again. Now lets not go off the deep end, If she lied the important thing is to LEARN from this. Don't forget we lie to them to..." I'll just stick it in half way" the list is endless... They lie to us " I'm on the pill,shot, whatever"... FWIW my money is on her story being a lie to you...NEXT TIME (repeat after all of us) "I'll not stick my dick in CRAZY" |
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The Maury Show will test you for FREE!!!!!!! Link: http://www.mauryshow.com/be_a_guest.php Aloha, Mark I rost Heartless bastards...all of us....
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Damn, Policeman, you dodged the bullet too.
My story: I had the vascectomy. My urologist had an emergency out of town on the day I was scheduled to go back to see if vasc worked. I never rescheduled. Hooked up with an old friend. Several weeks later, while working at hospital, I asked my buddy who runs the lab to check my specimen. Brought him one, he did a double take looking thru microscope, and asked "are you sure you had a vascectomy??". He then told me that my sperm count was higher than normal. This was about 6 months after the vasc. THEN the chick called me and told me that I'm the baby daddy. It really could have been mine but wasn't. Had a second vasc shortly after. |
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Damn, Policeman, you dodged the bullet too. My story: I had the vascectomy. My urologist had an emergency out of town on the day I was scheduled to go back to see if vasc worked. I never rescheduled. Hooked up with an old friend. Several weeks later, while working at hospital, I asked my buddy who runs the lab to check my specimen. Brought him one, he did a double take looking thru microscope, and asked "are you sure you had a vascectomy??". He then told me that my sperm count was higher than normal. This was about 6 months after the vasc. THEN the chick called me and told me that I'm the baby daddy. It really could have been mine but wasn't. Had a second vasc shortly after. 2 vasc? my gawd. I am sorry |
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I told one of my good friends about this, he is a team member, he told me he would trade me the kid for a rifle. 
In reality, we only did it 5 times. I doubt she is pregnant. yea women can't get pregnant their first time either 
good luck bud i'm passed my 20's, with no kids yet. All i ever hear is how guys have been nailing their gf for months/years with out anything. Thats what I was getting at. I know lucky bastards who have done what I did dozens/hundreds of times. With nothing to worry about. But it is what it is. I did what I did. So I will deal with the results. But she is a diagnosed crazy. So I have no idea. By diagnosed, I am serious. Not just a term. Medical type of whiskey tango foxtrot. Every day that goes by i learn more. 
I over looked her extreme beauty. FML 
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Soon as I hear "you are NOT the father" Im gonna start chukin and jivin. That is the whole reason I watch that show. I especially love when the woman has her wildebeast mother with her and they both run off cryin... then Maury hugs them "We will still help you find your childs father" Meanwhile the guy who just got off the hook feels like buying a lottery ticket!
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Nice guys finish last, awesome guys finish on her face. Remember that and you won't be in this situation again. Tell that to the doctor who got a blow job by a nurse in California. She hooked his ass up for a HUGE amount of child support! Court ruled tough kitty got the dried titty we don't care how it got there you pay up! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Seriously...you need to have the discipline to pull the frick out.
Did get a state ordered paternaty test once. Meet this welfare chick once, never touched her and get a letter from the court saying I was named as a potential baby daddy. Didn't even know who this chick was as I didn't know her full name. But I had to go get the blood drawn and low and behold I wasn't her latest crotch fruit's daddy. Pretty sure it was a big welfare scam. Think the court required her to name the potential daddys to hook him up with child support. Because I'm sure the baby daddy is a 1st order loser, she named some random guys she knew damn well couldn't be the father so the state would get the bill. |
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Yes, I had to for my divorce. We were already seperated for 6 months when she got knocked up... hadn't slept with her in about 8 months at that point... we both knew it wasn't mine but the court ordered it. The kicker: It wasn't her new fiancee's either, the guy who had been helping raise (and pay for) it since day one. ETA: AFAIK no father has been hooked yet (2 years now), but I don't exactly keep up with what she is doing. |