[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Condoms (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 5/25/2012 12:06:36 PM EDT
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Men, For reasons that will not be discussed I need to buy some condoms. I always hated them when I was younger and didn’t wear them. Grandpa used to say wearing a condom was like washing your feet with your socks on. Anyway, an opportunity has presented itself to me and I’m going to take it. I stood in the aisle at Target today looking at them and they all say “ultra thin”. Obviously I want the thinnest possible so it doesn’t feel like I’m fucking a hot water bottle. So, what are you recommendations? Who makes the thinnest rubbers? |
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Just spray this on 5 minutes before you get busy https://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/17859/1d/deliveryag1.download.akamai.com/17859/asseenontv/prod-pages/images/flexseal_01.jpg Does it come in white? I dont want her to never go back.... |
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Just spray this on 5 minutes before you get busy https://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/17859/1d/deliveryag1.download.akamai.com/17859/asseenontv/prod-pages/images/flexseal_01.jpg Does it come in white? I dont want her to never go back.... I'm not sure. It does say that it's perfect for Pipes though. |
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Men, For reasons that will not be discussed I need to buy some condoms. I always hated them when I was younger and didn’t wear them. Grandpa used to say wearing a condom was like washing your feet with your socks on. Anyway, an opportunity has presented itself to me and I’m going to take it. I stood in the aisle at Target today looking at them and they all say “ultra thin”. Obviously I want the thinnest possible so it doesn’t feel like I’m fucking a hot water bottle. So, what are you recommendations? Who makes the thinnest rubbers? My buddy says he like to use Japanese rubbers with his BF(not me). |
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Just spray this on 5 minutes before you get busy https://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/17859/1d/deliveryag1.download.akamai.com/17859/asseenontv/prod-pages/images/flexseal_01.jpg Does it come in white? I dont want her to never go back.... I'm not sure. It does say that it's perfect for Pipes though. We may have a winner then. |
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Just spray this on 5 minutes before you get busy https://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/17859/1d/deliveryag1.download.akamai.com/17859/asseenontv/prod-pages/images/flexseal_01.jpg Just make sure you shave first, otherwise it's a bitch to rip off when you're ready to bust a nut in her face. Either way you won't have any hair down there when you're done. |
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Condoms, I hate the damn things but they are a necessity with my "hobby". I found a couple of drops of some liquid KY just under the head of my monster before putting on the condom helps alot with sensitivity. 
( Yeah yeah I know TMI, but it works.) Well done Sir. Why cant the rest of you fuckers think outside the box when it comes to thinking inside the box. |
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Condoms, I hate the damn things but they are a necessity with my "hobby". I found a couple of drops of some liquid KY just under the head of my monster before putting on the condom helps alot with sensitivity.
( Yeah yeah I know TMI, but it works.) Well done Sir. Why cant the rest of you fuckers think outside the box when it comes to thinking inside the box. I thought you were thinking INSIDE the box iof you know what I mean. ETA reading is fun damental. |
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Men, For reasons that will not be discussed I need to buy some condoms. I always hated them when I was younger and didn’t wear them. Grandpa used to say wearing a condom was like washing your feet with your socks on. Anyway, an opportunity has presented itself to me and I’m going to take it. I stood in the aisle at Target today looking at them and they all say “ultra thin”. Obviously I want the thinnest possible so it doesn’t feel like I’m fucking a hot water bottle. So, what are you recommendations? Who makes the thinnest rubbers? fuck that shit get down there and work that clit like it's a zit on prom night come back up and wreck shop don't forget the al green album |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Just bare back it and pull out. It works most of the time and makes the whole situation more exciting. What do you do? Write your name on the wall? This is why we cant have nice things! Online dating sites are better than the wall.  I'm 36, no kids, and never had an STD. The method seems to be working for me. |
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http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/slick556/funny%20shit/durex-condom-advertisement-03.jpg http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/slick556/funny%20shit/durex-condom-advertisement-02.jpg http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/slick556/funny%20shit/durex-condom-advertisement-01.jpg Why does that last one not have any breasts...?Wait a minute.....noooooooooo not again! |
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Just bare back it and pull out. It works most of the time and makes the whole situation more exciting. What do you do? Write your name on the wall? This is why we cant have nice things! Online dating sites are better than the wall. I'm 36, no kids, and never had an STD. The method seems to be working for me.
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