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Posted: 5/5/2012 10:35:52 PM EDT
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{Forrest Gump} I sat next to one in Home-Ec... {Forrest Gump}
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<––-Has not been with any midgets.
<––-Is tagging this shit for the hilarity factor. |
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On my bucket list. +1 +1 I am 6'5 and my ex girlfriend was 4', I think that was close. |
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Got a hand job from one.....tiny little hand made my dick look HUGE!
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Quoted: Got a hand job from one.....tiny little hand made my dick look HUGE! lol...yeah, right? |
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I don't think could have ever saw past it but there used to be a very pretty and very nice one that used to come into my parents pawn shop to regularly look through the jewelery |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: On my bucket list. +1 +1 I am 6'5 and my ex girlfriend was 4', I think that was close. 4'? Yeah...that's a midget/dwarf dude...welcome. |
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Last GF was 50.75" tall... the 3/4" was REALLY important to her- that made her taller than her sister- who, lucky for her, was as ugly as a mud fence.
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No I don't think could have ever saw past it but there used to be a very pretty and very nice one that used to come into my parents pawn shop to regularly look through the jewelery Just to look? So one could say she wasn't a big spender? |
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Yeah...played out in the movie, too. Good stuff. And folks that served in Korea might have good stories, too |
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Does a 4'8" female Royal Thai Police Commando Senior Sergeant Major count?
Voting "pie" as I got plenty of that when I was with her. VERY good lady. I hope she's happy with her new husband, who is also a cop. |
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No. My shortest was 4'10". Oddly enough, she had huge tits (yes they were real).
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Quoted: Does a 4'8" female Royal Thai Police Commando Senior Sergeant Major count? Voting "pie" as I got plenty of that when I was with her. VERY good lady. I hope she's happy with her new husband, who is also a cop. believe below 4'10" is generally considered midget/dwarf. So...good job |
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Quoted: No. My shortest was 4'10". Oddly enough, she had huge tits (yes they were real). That's not surprisingly abnormal. Proportionately. |
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No. My shortest was 4'10". Oddly enough, she had huge tits (yes they were real). That's not surprisingly abnormal. Proportionately. These were borderline abnormal. |
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Been with a couple of midgets, both were 4'-10", which is right on the defining line.
Now I think you are talking about dwarfs, and there is a difference between the 2...I have never been with a dwarf before. There is this latina hottie in my infinite math class that is 4'-9" midget, and just super hot...I like spinners...ALOT |
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BTW: I didn't have any hangups about smaller folks, as my family were friends with the Troyers, including Verne, who was my brothers' buddy. Verne Troyer is better known as Mini-Me. When you see him every day, it doesn't seem strange after a short while. He was one of the gang, not a freak.
On the other hand, I'd love to give Bridget the Midget a whirl, using suitable prophylaxis... Porta-Juggy for the win! (DON'T tell SWMBO) |
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Quoted: Been with a couple of midgets, both were 4'-10", which is right on the defining line. Now I think you are talking about dwarfs, and there is a difference between the 2...I have never been with a dwarf before. There is this latina hottie in my infinite math class that is 4'-9" midget, and just super hot...I like spinners...ALOT Only real difference between midgets and dwarfs is proportions. Not height. |
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Quoted: most dwarves are usually 4' or less...but yes you are correct, and proportions is what makes all the difference, at least to me... Quoted: Been with a couple of midgets, both were 4'-10", which is right on the defining line. Now I think you are talking about dwarfs, and there is a difference between the 2...I have never been with a dwarf before. There is this latina hottie in my infinite math class that is 4'-9" midget, and just super hot...I like spinners...ALOT Only real difference between midgets and dwarfs is proportions. Not height. |
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Quoted: Quoted: most dwarves are usually 4' or less...but yes you are correct, and proportions is what makes all the difference, at least to me... Quoted: Been with a couple of midgets, both were 4'-10", which is right on the defining line. Now I think you are talking about dwarfs, and there is a difference between the 2...I have never been with a dwarf before. There is this latina hottie in my infinite math class that is 4'-9" midget, and just super hot...I like spinners...ALOT Only real difference between midgets and dwarfs is proportions. Not height. one will have sausage fingers...the other not so much. That's a pretty big deal |
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She was almost 4'11". She is not a midget or a dwarf. Just short. |
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Quoted: 2 gallon bucket not 5 gallon.Quoted: On my bucket list. NOT on my bucket list. |
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No the Toko-ri midget had retired and married a GI before my time
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41 years of age and I don't think I've ever seen a midget in person.
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Just one, but she also had an unusual gland disorder affecting her growth. She was 5'9"
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Quoted: is 4'11" midget status? I hope not. Otherwise, I'm a midget fucker. |
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Got a hand job from one.....tiny little hand made my dick look HUGE! My friend's dad told me once to get a girl with small hands make your dick look big. |
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4'11" is the shortest I've dated, but I'm 6'3" so it looked worse than it was. |
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No. My shortest was 4'10". Oddly enough, she had huge tits (yes they were real).
Mine was 4'11", and she had GREAT tits as well. IIRC, she was a solid 32D, and loved getting naked. In fact, she was the first girl I dated that loved to *ahem* swallow. Damn, if I'd only had a digital camera back in '98!! |
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41 years of age and I don't think I've ever seen a midget in person. You need to get out of the basement more. |
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I am married to a little person. The term midget is offensive.
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No I don't think could have ever saw past it but there used to be a very pretty and very nice one that used to come into my parents pawn shop to regularly look through the jewelery Just to look? So one could say she wasn't a big spender? She would frequently have a "short sale." |
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