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Posted: 5/5/2012 10:35:52 PM EDT




Go!


 
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 10:38:36 PM EDT
[#1]
On my bucket list.
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 10:39:24 PM EDT
[#2]
{Forrest Gump} I sat next to one in Home-Ec... {Forrest Gump}


- Clint
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 10:40:06 PM EDT
[#3]
Just here for the laughs

I'm 6'7 , they're all midgets
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 10:40:08 PM EDT
[#4]
She was almost 4'11".
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 10:41:21 PM EDT
[#5]
Got set up on a blind date with one. It was short.
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 10:41:44 PM EDT
[#6]



Quoted:


On my bucket list.


+1
 
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 10:41:48 PM EDT
[#7]
<––-Has not been with any midgets.

<––-Is tagging this shit for the hilarity factor.
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 10:45:50 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:

Quoted:
On my bucket list.

+1


 



+1

I am 6'5 and my ex girlfriend was 4', I think that was close.
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 10:45:53 PM EDT
[#9]
Got a hand job from one.....tiny little hand made my dick look HUGE!
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 10:47:35 PM EDT
[#10]



Quoted:


Got a hand job from one.....tiny little hand made my dick look HUGE!


lol...yeah, right?



 
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 10:47:42 PM EDT
[#11]
No





I don't think could have ever saw past it but there used to be a very pretty and very nice one that used to come into my parents pawn shop to regularly look through the jewelery
 
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 10:47:58 PM EDT
[#12]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:

On my bucket list.


+1





 






+1



I am 6'5 and my ex girlfriend was 4', I think that was close.


4'? Yeah...that's a midget/dwarf dude...welcome.



 
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 10:48:02 PM EDT
[#13]
In on one.
ETA   Page one, not a midget.  

Link Posted: 5/5/2012 10:49:03 PM EDT
[#14]
No.  I thought we were now calling them "kickables".
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 10:50:46 PM EDT
[#15]
Last GF was 50.75" tall... the 3/4" was REALLY important to her- that made her taller than her sister- who, lucky for her,  was as ugly as a mud fence.
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 10:54:21 PM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 10:55:35 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
No


I don't think could have ever saw past it but there used to be a very pretty and very nice one that used to come into my parents pawn shop to regularly look through the jewelery  


Just to look?

So one could say she wasn't a big spender?
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 10:55:44 PM EDT
[#18]








Yeah...played out in the movie, too.





Good stuff.





And folks that served in Korea might have good stories, too





 
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 11:02:13 PM EDT
[#19]
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 11:09:10 PM EDT
[#20]
No. My shortest was 4'10". Oddly enough, she had huge tits (yes they were real).
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 11:10:03 PM EDT
[#21]



Quoted:


Does a 4'8" female Royal Thai Police Commando Senior Sergeant Major count?



Voting "pie" as I got plenty of that when I was with her.  VERY good lady.  I hope she's happy with her new husband, who is also a cop.


believe below 4'10" is generally considered midget/dwarf.



So...good job



 
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 11:10:35 PM EDT
[#22]



Quoted:


No. My shortest was 4'10". Oddly enough, she had huge tits (yes they were real).


That's not surprisingly abnormal.



Proportionately.



 
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 11:15:13 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:

Quoted:
No. My shortest was 4'10". Oddly enough, she had huge tits (yes they were real).

That's not surprisingly abnormal.

Proportionately.
 


These were borderline abnormal.
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 11:16:18 PM EDT
[#24]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:

No. My shortest was 4'10". Oddly enough, she had huge tits (yes they were real).


That's not surprisingly abnormal.



Proportionately.

 




These were borderline abnormal.






 
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 11:18:28 PM EDT
[#25]
First post nails it
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 11:18:37 PM EDT
[#26]
No
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 11:19:45 PM EDT
[#27]
I have to vote no.

I do wonder what makes little people that way though. They seem awesome.




Link Posted: 5/5/2012 11:36:26 PM EDT
[#28]
Been with a couple of  midgets, both were 4'-10", which is right on the defining line.



Now I think you are talking about dwarfs, and there is a difference between the 2...I have never been with a dwarf before.



There is this latina hottie in my infinite math class that is 4'-9" midget, and just super hot...I like spinners...ALOT



Link Posted: 5/5/2012 11:38:04 PM EDT
[#29]
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 11:41:34 PM EDT
[#30]



Quoted:


Been with a couple of  midgets, both were 4'-10", which is right on the defining line.



Now I think you are talking about dwarfs, and there is a difference between the 2...I have never been with a dwarf before.



There is this latina hottie in my infinite math class that is 4'-9" midget, and just super hot...I like spinners...ALOT





Only real difference between midgets and dwarfs is proportions. Not height.



 
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 11:50:29 PM EDT
[#31]
Link Posted: 5/5/2012 11:51:29 PM EDT
[#32]




Quoted:





Quoted:

Been with a couple of midgets, both were 4'-10", which is right on the defining line.



Now I think you are talking about dwarfs, and there is a difference between the 2...I have never been with a dwarf before.



There is this latina hottie in my infinite math class that is 4'-9" midget, and just super hot...I like spinners...ALOT





Only real difference between midgets and dwarfs is proportions. Not height.

most dwarves are usually 4' or less...but yes you are correct, and proportions is what makes all the difference, at least to me...

Link Posted: 5/5/2012 11:59:43 PM EDT
[#33]



Quoted:





Quoted:




Quoted:

Been with a couple of midgets, both were 4'-10", which is right on the defining line.



Now I think you are talking about dwarfs, and there is a difference between the 2...I have never been with a dwarf before.



There is this latina hottie in my infinite math class that is 4'-9" midget, and just super hot...I like spinners...ALOT





Only real difference between midgets and dwarfs is proportions. Not height.

most dwarves are usually 4' or less...but yes you are correct, and proportions is what makes all the difference, at least to me...



one will have sausage fingers...the other not so much.



That's a pretty big deal



 
Link Posted: 5/6/2012 12:00:05 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
She was almost 4'11".


My wife is 4-11 and a half.



Link Posted: 5/6/2012 12:06:58 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
She was almost 4'11".


She is not a midget or a dwarf. Just short.

Link Posted: 5/6/2012 12:15:53 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
On my bucket list.


NOT on my bucket list.

Link Posted: 5/6/2012 12:17:23 AM EDT
[#37]



Quoted:



Quoted:

On my bucket list.




NOT on my bucket list.



2 gallon bucket not 5 gallon.





 
Link Posted: 5/6/2012 12:18:07 AM EDT
[#38]
No the Toko-ri midget had retired and married a GI before my time
Link Posted: 5/6/2012 12:20:29 AM EDT
[#39]
I wish but no
Link Posted: 5/6/2012 12:49:12 AM EDT
[#40]
41 years of age and I don't think I've ever seen a midget in person.
Link Posted: 5/6/2012 1:18:25 AM EDT
[#41]
is 4'11" midget status?
Link Posted: 5/6/2012 1:20:52 AM EDT
[#42]
Just one, but she also had an unusual gland disorder affecting her growth.  She was 5'9"

Link Posted: 5/6/2012 1:20:54 AM EDT
[#43]



Quoted:


is 4'11" midget status?


I hope not. Otherwise, I'm a midget fucker.



 
Link Posted: 5/6/2012 1:21:37 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Got a hand job from one.....tiny little hand made my dick look HUGE!


My friend's dad told me once to get a girl with small hands make your dick look big.
Link Posted: 5/6/2012 1:21:49 AM EDT
[#45]

4'11" is the shortest I've dated, but I'm 6'3" so it looked worse than it was.

Link Posted: 5/6/2012 1:22:54 AM EDT
[#46]
No. My shortest was 4'10". Oddly enough, she had huge tits (yes they were real).


Mine was 4'11", and she had GREAT tits as well.  IIRC, she was a solid 32D, and loved getting naked.  In fact, she was the first girl I dated that loved to *ahem* swallow.  Damn, if I'd only had a digital camera back in '98!!

Link Posted: 5/6/2012 1:24:23 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
41 years of age and I don't think I've ever seen a midget in person.


You need to get out of the basement more.
Link Posted: 5/6/2012 2:51:34 AM EDT
[#48]
I am married to a little person. The term midget is offensive.  
Link Posted: 5/6/2012 3:16:37 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Quoted:
No


I don't think could have ever saw past it but there used to be a very pretty and very nice one that used to come into my parents pawn shop to regularly look through the jewelery  


Just to look?

So one could say she wasn't a big spender?


She would frequently have a "short sale."
Link Posted: 5/6/2012 3:19:46 AM EDT
[#50]
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