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4/29/2012 3:58:25 PM EDT
Chubby chasers and fans of dairy products unite beneath my banner. I will join the two of you to create a mighty house, possibly with crush trauma or cholesterol issues.

BEHOLD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dnPNr9yquuc
4/29/2012 4:03:25 PM EDT
[#1]
Something tells me that she has a master's degree in art with a minor in women's studies and is pissed because she is being evicted from her apartment in the Village and lives on cat food.

She is the 99 BMI%
4/29/2012 4:04:10 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
Something tells me that she has a master's degree in art with a minor in women's studies and is pissed because she is being evicted from her apartment in the Village and lives on cat food.

She is the 99 BMI%


Why the hate? She comes pre-lubed. That's efficient AND economical.
4/29/2012 4:07:44 PM EDT
[#3]
Her pain arouses me.
4/29/2012 4:08:17 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Her pain arouses me.


She won't stick to your trunk.
4/29/2012 4:10:09 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Her pain arouses me.


She won't stick to your trunk.


I junked the Cadillac.
I don't think she'll fit it the Buick's trunk.
4/29/2012 4:11:42 PM EDT
[#6]
Now this is art. Screw those velvet Elvis paintings at the Mexican flea market
4/29/2012 4:18:57 PM EDT
[#7]
needs more nipple clamps and cold water fire hose.


I would say hemp rope too but then she couldn't dance so well.
4/29/2012 4:36:08 PM EDT
[#8]

"I can't believe she's not butter at it. It looks like she's got a lot of experience with the stuff.


I mean, look at her game-face at 2:50 - 2:54. Clearly the look of a pro, but to my surprise she's only above average by a small margarine."







BEST COMMENT!

4/30/2012 9:11:34 PM EDT
[#9]
Those 20 pounds of butter could feed KONY2012's children!
4/30/2012 9:13:08 PM EDT
[#10]
4/30/2012 9:18:21 PM EDT
[#11]
is this how you summon Paula Deen?


4/30/2012 9:19:13 PM EDT
[#12]
She broke the rule. Everyone knows you never go full retard.

How do you even think this shit up? Was she eating her daily stick of butter and think, "You know what would fun... A butter dance. That's what I'll do.I'll dance on some butter, and call it art. Genius!"
4/30/2012 9:22:29 PM EDT
[#13]
Fat buttery gal and not one minute of interracial anal...



That video is all fail.
 
4/30/2012 9:29:03 PM EDT
[#14]
Well it's not that interior semiotics vid but it's still damn wierd.
4/30/2012 9:33:10 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:


Times a thousand......
4/30/2012 9:34:00 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
is this how you summon Paula Deen?




Best quote!!!!!
4/30/2012 10:43:39 PM EDT
[#17]
sorry- could only make it about 40 seconds..then Bailed!!
5/1/2012 2:31:32 AM EDT
[#18]
Someone make a gif I'm on my phone.