Posted: 4/19/2012 6:00:49 AM EDT
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One of my buddies married a new age/hippie chick last year, and now he's gone full retard with the stuff. Crystals, pendulums, the whole nine yards. Now he wants me to watch a movie about the "Thrive movement." Anybody heard of this shit? What the fuck am I in for?    |
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Shit....we are in trouble now. He is naked, or just prepping to put on the jump suit and Nikes, and have some punch. 
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Quoted: Obviously, it depends on how hawt the Thrive chicks are. I'm 20 minutes in, and I haven't seen a single female, much less an attractive one. I'm now learning about the Suns Gods who came in spaceships to all ancient civilizations and taught them all the secrets of the universe.  |
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Quoted: Did they get to the dolphins yet?Quoted: Obviously, it depends on how hawt the Thrive chicks are. I'm 20 minutes in, and I haven't seen a single female, much less an attractive one. I'm now learning about the Suns Gods who came in spaceships to all ancient civilizations and taught them all the secrets of the universe. I saw dolphins in the trailer...dolphins legitimize everything Speed |
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Quoted: Quoted: Did they get to the dolphins yet?Quoted: Obviously, it depends on how hawt the Thrive chicks are. I'm 20 minutes in, and I haven't seen a single female, much less an attractive one. I'm now learning about the Suns Gods who came in spaceships to all ancient civilizations and taught them all the secrets of the universe. I saw dolphins in the trailer...dolphins legitimize everything Speed Maybe the dolphins ARE the aliens??? |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Did they get to the dolphins yet?Quoted: Obviously, it depends on how hawt the Thrive chicks are. I'm 20 minutes in, and I haven't seen a single female, much less an attractive one. I'm now learning about the Suns Gods who came in spaceships to all ancient civilizations and taught them all the secrets of the universe. I saw dolphins in the trailer...dolphins legitimize everything Speed Maybe the dolphins ARE the aliens??? So long and thanks for all the fish!  Speed |
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Look...I'm not supposed to talk about this but I work for Big Energy. I literally "followed the money" to my job (we carpet our offices, hallways, and parking garages with US paper currency). We don't know what else to do with all this moola, we are open to suggestions. Can you eat it? Anyway, that's besides the point. The above video is real. If I never post again, you will know what happened. |
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Quoted: Look...I'm not supposed to talk about this but I work for Big Energy. I literally "followed the money" to my job (we carpet our offices, hallways, and parking garages with US paper currency). We don't know what else to do with all this moola, we are open to suggestions. Can you eat it? Anyway, that's besides the point. The above video is real. If I never post again, you will know what happened. Do you know your bosses worship satan? Ask if you can ride on the underground mag lift railways with a coven of hot witches...they'll know  Speed |