Posted: 3/23/2012 1:43:50 PM EDT
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Do the commercials on TV irritate you as much as they do me?
They are all about "guys that know how to get things done" ....The two specifically Im refering to are the ones where the guy gets the horses out of the trailer to pull his truck out and the one with the dude in the 68' Camaro (fine car btw) that over heats so he stops at a gas station and gets water for his radiator. Guy with the horses is driving a 4WD TRUCK but doesnt choose to use it to get unstuck. He would rather use the horses. 
Guy with the Camaro is at a garage but goes inside to BUY BOTTLED WATER.
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Do the commercials on TV irritate you as much as they do me? They are all about "guys that know how to get things done" ....The two specifically Im refering to are the ones where the guy gets the horses out of the trailer to pull his truck out and the one with the dude in the 68' Camaro (fine car btw) that over heats so he stops at a gas station and gets water for his radiator. Guy with the horses is driving a 4WD TRUCK but doesnt choose to use it to get unstuck. He would rather use the horses.
Guy with the Camaro is at a garage but goes inside to BUY BOTTLED WATER.
I dont think these guys know how to do anything. The guy with camaro is the best one, if you add to the story. The dude's car overheats. He doesn't freak out. He just fixes it and heads home to his wife like nothing happened. Now bear in mind, he just got done burying a hooker in the desert. That's what I call calm, cool and collected. Yep, he's reached that age where you simply get things done.  
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When I get an erection lasting over 4 hours I'm calling another hooker.  Wife is an ER nurse.......they have had a couple results out of those extended erections. Use a GIANT needle to drain it out......or....to cut the vein in surgery.........that one should ruin your fucking day...year....life. |
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Quoted: Do the commercials on TV irritate you as much as they do me? They are all about "guys that know how to get things done" ....The two specifically I'm referring to are the ones where the guy gets the horses out of the trailer to pull his truck out and the one with the dude in the 68' Camaro (fine car btw) that over heats so he stops at a gas station and gets water for his radiator. Guy with the horses is driving a 4WD TRUCK but doesn't choose to use it to get unstuck. He would rather use the horses. Guy with the Camaro is at a garage but goes inside to BUY BOTTLED WATER. I don't think these guys know how to do anything. Notice that the Camaro that was just overheating and steaming is now magically cold when he pulls the cap off, and then only splashes in a couple ounces. |
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Quoted: Do the commercials on TV irritate you as much as they do me? They are all about "guys that know how to get things done" ....The two specifically Im refering to are the ones where the guy gets the horses out of the trailer to pull his truck out and the one with the dude in the 68' Camaro (fine car btw) that over heats so he stops at a gas station and gets water for his radiator. Guy with the horses is driving a 4WD TRUCK but doesnt choose to use it to get unstuck. He would rather use the horses. It's a Dodge, so it's probably broke. Should've bought a Ford Guy with the Camaro is at a garage but goes inside to BUY BOTTLED WATER. ...Like a boss I dont think these guys know how to do anything. The blue tint to everything in the commercials is an amusing nod to one of the side effects |
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When I get an erection lasting over 4 hours I'm calling another hooker. Wife is an ER nurse.......they have had a couple results out of those extended erections. Use a GIANT needle to drain it out......and to cut the vein in surgery.........that one should ruin your fucking day...year....life. That just made me light headed. |
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When I get an erection lasting over 4 hours I'm calling another hooker. Wife is an ER nurse.......they have had a couple results out of those extended erections. Use a GIANT needle to drain it out......and to cut the vein in surgery.........that one should ruin your fucking day...year....life. That just made me light headed. I'll edit it in the first post....if the giant needle doesnt work they have to cut the vein...most of the time they dont. She has seen 8 of them. 7 worked with draining it....1 had to have surgery...last she heard he may never have an erection again. 6 out of the 8 did not have ED...kind of a club drug/impress a gf thing. Source: My wife's handled more dick than a Taiwanese hooker. |
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It is easy enough to dig bury your truck to the axle. Not to mention, if it is on HIS road, he will be the guy fixing the damn ruts as soon as it dry's out anyway. I have no issues with it. Not to mention the loaded trailer was only making it more difficult. There have been days we needed to hall to auction where we have had to use a second 4x4 and a tractor to get the first truck and trailer away from the loading shoot and around the first corner. The camero one was just messed up. Overheating, but he could magically open the radiator w/o scalding himself - and then he used a couple cups of overpriced drinking water to fix it (a gallon jug of distilled would have been a better bet). Hell, if he was such a manly man - why didn't he just fill it up with his urine. |
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It is easy enough to dig bury your truck to the axle. Not to mention, if it is on HIS road, he will be the guy fixing the damn ruts as soon as it dry's out anyway. I have no issues with it. Not to mention the loaded trailer was only making it more difficult. There have been days we needed to hall to auction where we have had to use a second 4x4 and a tractor to get the first truck and trailer away from the loading shoot and around the first corner. The camero one was just messed up. Overheating, but he could magically open the radiator w/o scalding himself - and then he used a couple cups of overpriced drinking water to fix it (a gallon jug of distilled would have been a better bet). I never use Distilled. Just tap. |
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Quoted: Do the commercials on TV irritate you as much as they do me? They are all about "guys that know how to get things done" ....The two specifically Im refering to are the ones where the guy gets the horses out of the trailer to pull his truck out and the one with the dude in the 68' Camaro (fine car btw) that over heats so he stops at a gas station and gets water for his radiator. Guy with the horses is driving a 4WD TRUCK but doesnt choose to use it to get unstuck. He would rather use the horses. Guy with the Camaro is at a garage but goes inside to BUY BOTTLED WATER. I dont think these guys know how to do anything. Yeah, I thought that too... If this is "Getting things done" I don't think your gonna figure out what the hell to do with your erection that lasts longer than 8 hours. |
Me and my mate had some once when we were on holiday in Greece where you can buy it over the counter (young and dumb )......Sod all happened for about three hours so we went out for a meal with our respective girlfriends - after being out for about half an hour I ended up with a lob-on that a cat couldn't scratch. I swear to God I could have cut diamonds with that thing for about 5 hours.
Ever tried walking out of a restaurant wearing some light cotton trousers with an angry purple headed mallet trying to escape containment? Embarrassing. 
Not pleasant, painful in fact - I had angry balls for nearly two days afterwards and pissing was a nightmare. 
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Quoted: It is easy enough to dig bury your truck to the axle. Not to mention, if it is on HIS road, he will be the guy fixing the damn ruts as soon as it dry's out anyway. I have no issues with it. Not to mention the loaded trailer was only making it more difficult. There have been days we needed to hall to auction where we have had to use a second 4x4 and a tractor to get the first truck and trailer away from the loading shoot and around the first corner. The camero one was just messed up. Overheating, but he could magically open the radiator w/o scalding himself - and then he used a couple cups of overpriced drinking water to fix it (a gallon jug of distilled would have been a better bet). Hell, if he was such a manly man - why didn't he just fill it up with his urine. Hard to piss with a hard-on. |
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The dude's car overheats. He doesn't freak out. He just fixes it and heads home to his wife like nothing happened. Now bear in mind, he just got done burying a hooker in the desert. That's what I call calm, cool and collected. Yep, he's reached that age where you simply get things done. [/quote]
I just blew coffee all over my keyboard. Damn you!!! lol. |
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And of course the guy on the sailboat uses a life vest strap to hold the rigging then takes it off to use a U clamp (cant think of what its called). Why didnt he just grab the clamp in the first place instead of disabling a life vest he had to go look for.
The Enzyte commercials ... now they were funny !! |
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Quoted: Me and my mate had some once when we were on holiday in Greece where you can buy it over the counter (young and dumb )......Sod all happened for about three hours so we went out for a meal with our respective girlfriends - after being out for about half an hour I ended up with a lob-on that a cat couldn't scratch. I swear to God I could have cut diamonds with that thing for about 5 hours.Ever tried walking out of a restaurant wearing some light cotton trousers with an angry purple headed mallet trying to escape containment? Embarrassing. Not pleasant, painful in fact - I had angry balls for nearly two days afterwards and pissing was a nightmare.  |
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Is erectile dysfunction really this huge of an issue in this country or is this stuff being bought for recreational purposes by guys who don't really need it? The baby boomers are getting to the age where impotence is more common. haven't needed it yet,[thank god]. But i'll buy it by the truck load when i do. |
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It is easy enough to dig bury your truck to the axle. Not to mention, if it is on HIS road, he will be the guy fixing the damn ruts as soon as it dry's out anyway. I have no issues with it. Not to mention the loaded trailer was only making it more difficult. There have been days we needed to hall to auction where we have had to use a second 4x4 and a tractor to get the first truck and trailer away from the loading shoot and around the first corner. The camero one was just messed up. Overheating, but he could magically open the radiator w/o scalding himself - and then he used a couple cups of overpriced drinking water to fix it (a gallon jug of distilled would have been a better bet). Hell, if he was such a manly man - why didn't he just fill it up with his urine. Hard to piss with a hard-on. LOL
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Is erectile dysfunction really this huge of an issue in this country or is this stuff being bought for recreational purposes by guys who don't really need it? The baby boomers are getting to the age where impotence is more common. Good point. I do remember the resort gift shop in Mexico having Viagra on the shelf. |
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You guys do realize viagra was origionally created to treat or prevent altitude sickness. Its a Vaso Dialator so it gets more blood and Oxygen to the extemities. A side effect of Viagra was increased blood flow to the 'wedding tackle'
When me and a bud were backpacking the Hymilayas he was taking some. Not sure it did him any good but he was 'happy' to see the locals.
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Is erectile dysfunction really this huge of an issue in this country or is this stuff being bought for recreational purposes by guys who don't really need it? The baby boomers are getting to the age where impotence is more common. haven't needed it yet,[thank god]. But i'll buy it by the truck load when i do. Not unless you're rich. I'm having prostate issues and the Dr wrote me a prescription for 9 pills to see if it worked. Wanna take a guess as to how much 9 pills was, since insurance didn't cover it? $208.00!!!!!! That's right, two fucking hundred and eight fucking dollars! For 9 fucking pills! Needless to say, it DIDN'T get filled! Wifey now has to work a little harder, but it's worked OK. Bub75 |
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You guys do realize viagra was origionally created to treat or prevent altitude sickness. Its a Vaso Dialator so it gets more blood and Oxygen to the extemities. A side effect of Viagra was increased blood flow to the 'wedding tackle'
When me and a bud were backpacking the Hymilayas he was taking some. Not sure it did him any good but he was 'happy' to see the locals. Thought it was created for heart disease and just happens to have other great uses? |
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Is erectile dysfunction really this huge of an issue in this country or is this stuff being bought for recreational purposes by guys who don't really need it? The baby boomers are getting to the age where impotence is more common. haven't needed it yet,[thank god]. But i'll buy it by the truck load when i do. Not unless you're rich. I'm having prostate issues and the Dr wrote me a prescription for 9 pills to see if it worked. Wanna take a guess as to how much 9 pills was, since insurance didn't cover it? $208.00!!!!!! That's right, two fucking hundred and eight fucking dollars! For 9 fucking pills! Needless to say, it DIDN'T get filled! Wifey now has to work a little harder, but it's worked OK. Bub75 You should look into taking some Saw Palmetto. Great for prostate and CHEAP. Can be combined with Astaxathin (anti oxident) if you want to raise testosterone. Im NOT a doc so consult your doc before you take my advice.
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You guys do realize viagra was origionally created to treat or prevent altitude sickness. Its a Vaso Dialator so it gets more blood and Oxygen to the extemities. A side effect of Viagra was increased blood flow to the 'wedding tackle'
When me and a bud were backpacking the Hymilayas he was taking some. Not sure it did him any good but he was 'happy' to see the locals. Thought it was created for heart disease and just happens to have other great uses? Cant see how it would be good for Heart disease as you would need to take it daily long term. Taken when having a stroke can be benificial and I suppose taken while having a heart attack it could help but you would need to crush it and put it under your tongue. The bud I was hiking with is a doc and he says it was developed for Altitude issues.....but maybe they looked into heart issues as well. |
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Do the commercials on TV irritate you as much as they do me? They are all about "guys that know how to get things done" ....The two specifically Im refering to are the ones where the guy gets the horses out of the trailer to pull his truck out and the one with the dude in the 68' Camaro (fine car btw) that over heats so he stops at a gas station and gets water for his radiator. Guy with the horses is driving a 1) 4WD TRUCK but doesnt choose to use it to get unstuck. He would rather use the horses.
Guy with the Camaro is at a garage but goes inside to 2) BUY BOTTLED WATER.
I dont think these guys know how to do anything. 1) He showed the horses his huge, erect junk and they asked to pull the truck out of the mud. 2) Who said he bought anything. Just showed the guy his huge, erect junk and took it. |