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3/18/2012 4:43:38 PM EDT
















I'm sure she was just confused, and thought he asked for the angular radians per second of the tires
3/18/2012 4:51:47 PM EDT
[#1]


...and she's allowed to vote.  


I know that we have all this debt and stuff, but I have debt so that's like...okay.

...and I like Barack Obama because he seems to be really really nice and I like him more.

Plus, he is going to make going to the doctor free and I like that.




3/18/2012 4:52:08 PM EDT
[#2]
3/18/2012 4:53:22 PM EDT
[#3]
I don't think he married her for her superior math skills.
3/18/2012 4:54:10 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
I don't think he married her for her superior math skills.



Oh, pretty fades...stupid is forever.


3/18/2012 4:54:21 PM EDT
[#5]
I couldn't be hitched to someone that stupid.  I would eventually get bored.
3/18/2012 4:56:17 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
I couldn't be hitched to someone that stupid.  I would eventually get bored.


I dunno, looks like he's figured out a way to make the most of it.
3/18/2012 4:57:32 PM EDT
[#7]
I make sense, you do not make sense.
3/18/2012 4:59:01 PM EDT
[#8]
Sigh.

facepalm.jpg.
3/18/2012 5:01:12 PM EDT
[#9]
She CANNOT be that dumb.
3/18/2012 5:02:03 PM EDT
[#10]
Wow.
3/18/2012 5:02:10 PM EDT
[#11]
Dim-bulbness is not attractive. . . .
 
3/18/2012 5:03:01 PM EDT
[#12]
it's like talking to a liberal
3/18/2012 5:03:19 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
She CANNOT be that dumb.


Think of how dumb the average person is... now understand that half the people you meet are dumber than that.
3/18/2012 5:06:46 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Quoted:
She CANNOT be that dumb.


Think of how dumb the average person is... now understand that half the people you meet are dumber than that.


Yep, I suppose.  I'd probably hit it anyway.
3/18/2012 5:08:30 PM EDT
[#15]
this has got to be a joke
3/18/2012 5:09:10 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
I couldn't be hitched to someone that stupid.  I would eventually get bored.


Maybe she makes REALLY good sammiches.
3/18/2012 5:09:20 PM EDT
[#17]
She might not be real smart, but at least her husband respects her.
3/18/2012 5:10:19 PM EDT
[#18]







3/18/2012 5:10:20 PM EDT
[#19]
His face when he pans to himself when she talks about the 9 minute mile is LOL.
3/18/2012 5:11:02 PM EDT
[#20]
Dear Lord. The best sex ever is not worth spending 5 minutes with that retard. I need some intelligent conversation. She's not smart enough to find her way home.
3/18/2012 5:15:03 PM EDT
[#21]
Wow, that was painful to listen to. I've meet people like that woman. Stupid really is forever.
 
3/18/2012 5:17:12 PM EDT
[#22]
whats heavier.. a pound of feathers or a pound of lead?
3/18/2012 5:18:19 PM EDT
[#23]
When I watched the video, the google ad was "learn to become an airline pilot"

It's just like idocracy, "Don't worry scrot, lots of tards live kick ass lives, my ex wife, she's retarded, she's a pilot now."
3/18/2012 5:18:23 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
whats heavier.. a pound of feathers or a pound of lead?


Jesus dude, you trying to give her an aneurysm?
3/18/2012 5:22:55 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
whats heavier.. a pound of feathers or a pound of lead?


That gets most people.
3/18/2012 5:27:05 PM EDT
[#26]
I've got to tell you, I was her boyfriend before that guy. She used to be pretty smart, but I fucked her stupid.
3/18/2012 6:41:14 PM EDT
[#27]
Congratulations.....you fucked her brains out!
3/18/2012 6:44:24 PM EDT
[#28]
Fortunately for her there is a species even more stupid, the American Male.

The American Male is so completely infatuated with the pretty blonde, that was have created a society where a girl like that, who can't even spell VW, can drive a Mercedes.
3/18/2012 6:48:30 PM EDT
[#29]



Quoted:


Dear Lord. The best sex ever is not worth spending 5 minutes with that retard. I need some intelligent conversation. She's not smart enough to find her way home.




I have to agree with you here. Nothing it worth dealing with that every day. After he tried to explain it to her the first time and she still didn't get it would have been enough for me to toss her dumb ass out of the car.



 
3/18/2012 6:50:21 PM EDT
[#30]
Back when I worked in a restaurant,. Two guys asked every person working(about 50 that shift) the following question.

"How many feet are there in a yard?"

Less than half answered correctly. And we're talking from high school dropouts to at least one person with a graduate degree.

The grad degree'd person had just graduated law school.

"I don't know...six?"

The best answer was a big tittied, blond single mom( you can't make this shit up).

"I don't know, I'm not good at math!"

They're out there, and they get to vote too.
3/18/2012 6:52:13 PM EDT
[#31]
I didn't make it all the way through.

I would punch her in the face.

3/18/2012 6:54:17 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
She CANNOT be that dumb.


Millions of people are that dumb.
3/18/2012 6:56:49 PM EDT
[#33]
3/18/2012 6:57:21 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Quoted:
She CANNOT be that dumb.


Millions of people are that dumb.


Probably billions.
3/18/2012 6:58:05 PM EDT
[#35]
"Mr. Potato Head"



You're welcome.
3/18/2012 6:58:54 PM EDT
[#36]
My wife says 80 minutes. Well I can't get rid of her now. Its been 22 years with her
3/18/2012 6:59:41 PM EDT
[#37]
You can't fix stupid.
3/18/2012 7:00:34 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
She CANNOT be that dumb.


I've seen that same question stump college graduates before.
3/18/2012 7:00:39 PM EDT
[#39]
You guys are being intensively cruel, it isn't easy factoring the PH balance/factor of mPH.  






 
3/18/2012 7:01:27 PM EDT
[#40]
3/18/2012 7:04:06 PM EDT
[#41]
You cant fix stupid
3/18/2012 7:07:04 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:


...and she's allowed to vote.  


I know that we have all this debt and stuff, but I have debt so that's like...okay.

...and I like Barack Obama because he seems to be really really nice and I like him more.

Plus, he is going to make going to the doctor free and I like that.



Second post wins again.

3/18/2012 7:13:14 PM EDT
[#43]
My wife is awesome in nearly every way, but she lacks confidence in math.  As newlyweds she was cooking a batch of cookies and needed to double the recipe.  Asked me what 2 x 2/3 cup was (she could do the halves and quarters OK!).  I laughed so hard until I figured out she wasn't joking, then I helped her work it out on her own.  Did a little remedial fraction work and now she is good to go, but she will never have rock solid confidence in her math skills.  People all have their quirks.
3/18/2012 7:14:53 PM EDT
[#44]
Two thoughts come to mind:

1) I couldn't see her bong in the video.

2) It looks like "Help Me" is written on the rear drivers side window.
3/18/2012 7:16:19 PM EDT
[#45]



Quoted:


She CANNOT be that dumb.


I know a blond that thought unicorns were real, until her 6yo grand daughter told her otherwise.
 
3/18/2012 7:17:38 PM EDT
[#46]



Quoted:





2) It looks like "Help Me" is written on the rear drivers side window.


Looks more like E/SEA to me.

 
3/18/2012 7:19:50 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk




















I'm sure she was just confused, and thought he asked for the angular radians per second of the tires



I want her to divorce him and marry me.

She is cute, and I won't have to worry her detail questioning me on where money ( for guns ) went in our bank account.




3/18/2012 7:21:12 PM EDT
[#48]
I have felt this way while explaining math before

"...no, you can't just go and divide by zero to make it all––.you know what, you go right ahead."
3/18/2012 7:22:05 PM EDT
[#49]



Quoted:
I want her to divorce him and marry me.



She is cute, and I won't have to worry her detail questing me on where money ( for guns ) went in our bank account.











The problem with stupid people, is you usually end up paying the price for their ignorance......





 
3/18/2012 7:24:52 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:

Quoted:



I want her to divorce him and marry me.

She is cute, and I won't have to worry her detail questing me on where money ( for guns ) went in our bank account.





The problem with stupid people, is you usually end up paying the price for their ignorance......

 


way to ruin it with your obviously, obvious, true thing wisdom.



shes cute, would be fun for awhile but that shit gets old
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