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AR15.COM
3/16/2012 10:02:56 AM EDT
3/16/2012 10:07:23 AM EDT
[#1]
Was that some kind of self deprecating comedy bit for a company convention?
3/16/2012 10:12:43 AM EDT
[#2]
Encabulators are widespread in industry. GM has a competing product:

3/16/2012 10:30:51 AM EDT
[#3]
Sounds like a Star Trek episode.
3/16/2012 10:36:33 AM EDT
[#4]


How can they do that with a straight face?
3/16/2012 10:41:04 AM EDT
[#5]
Meh that's old tech.
3/16/2012 11:19:44 AM EDT
[#6]



Quoted:


Encabulators are widespread in industry. GM has a competing product:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLDgQg6bq7o


Anyone know the history of this bit?

 


3/16/2012 11:23:26 AM EDT
[#7]
The retro-encabulator has been superseded by the chronodiclastic infradibulator. Try to keep up, people.
3/16/2012 11:28:05 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
The retro-encabulator has been superseded by the chronodiclastic infradibulator. Try to keep up, people.


Indubidably
3/16/2012 11:53:11 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Encabulators are widespread in industry. GM has a competing product:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLDgQg6bq7o

Anyone know the history of this bit?  



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator


The original technical description of the "turbo-encabulator" was written by British graduate student John Hellins Quick (1923-1991). It was published in 1944 by the British Institution of Electrical Engineers Students’ Quarterly Journal in an article titled "The Turbo-Encabulator in Industry" by "J.H. Quick, Student" [1] as also noted by consulting firm Arthur D. Little in a 1995 reprint of Quick's description, and giving Quick's full name.
...
In 1962 a turboencabulator data sheet was created by engineers at General Electric's Instrument Department, in West Lynn, Massachusetts. It quoted from the previous sources and was inserted into the General Electric Handbook.[6] The turboencabulator data sheet had the same format as the other pages in the G.E. Handbook. The engineers added "Shure Stat" in "Technical Features", which was peculiar only to the Instrument Department, and included the first known graphic representation of a "manufactured" turboencabulator using parts made at the Instrument Department.

Circa 1977 Bud Haggart, an actor who appeared in many industrial training films in and around Detroit, performed in the first film realization of the description and operation of the "Turboencabulator", using a truncated script adapted from Quick's article. Bud convinced director Dave Rondot and the film crew to stay after the filming of an actual GMC Trucks project training film to realize the Turboencabulator spot.[7]

Circa 1988 the former Chrysler Corporation "manufactured" the Turboencabulator in a video spoof.

Circa 1997 Rockwell Automation "manufactured" the renamed Retro-Encabulator in another video spoof.[9]
3/16/2012 11:59:28 AM EDT
[#10]
The datasheet from GE:

3/16/2012 12:06:42 PM EDT
[#11]
Are AR15's whole bolt isn't made of prefabulated Amulite surmounted with a malleable logarithmic casing Tier 1?
3/16/2012 12:09:47 PM EDT
[#12]
I lost at "It may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn-reciprocation dingle-arm."
3/16/2012 12:37:04 PM EDT
[#13]
He gets a little more in depth here.  






Supernative weinal sprocket... of course!
3/16/2012 1:27:22 PM EDT
[#14]
This is what comes out when KeithJ talks in his sleep.
3/16/2012 4:13:47 PM EDT
[#15]
Step 4: PROFIT!!!!

Where's the trollface icon when you need it?
3/16/2012 4:30:14 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Encabulators are widespread in industry. GM has a competing product:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLDgQg6bq7o

Anyone know the history of this bit?  



I believe he was warming up for the actual shoot and it was so good they kept it.