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3/7/2012 7:13:15 PM EDT
Whenever I'm on Arfcom....... I'm also on reddit.
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3/7/2012 7:15:10 PM EDT
[#1]
I did NOT have sexual relations with that goose.
3/7/2012 7:15:58 PM EDT
[#2]
I still have my wisdom teeth.


















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3/7/2012 7:16:11 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
I did NOT have sexual relations with that goose.


So...the goose blew you instead....
3/7/2012 7:16:36 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
I did NOT have sexual relations with that goose.


Sure.

Now you sound like Bill Clinton denying the Monica Lewinsky thing.

3/7/2012 7:17:05 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
I did NOT have sexual relations with that goose.


3/7/2012 7:17:42 PM EDT
[#6]



Sometimes when I'm at home alone, I'll carry my AR using the carry handle.

Screw you haters.  I'll do it again too.



3/7/2012 7:19:02 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:

Sometimes when I'm at home alone, I'll carry my AR using the carry handle.

Screw you haters.  I'll do it again too.



If you weren't supposed to carry it like a suitcase, WHY would they put a handle on it just like a suitcase?
3/7/2012 7:21:27 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Sometimes when I'm at home alone, I'll carry my AR using the carry handle.

Screw you haters.  I'll do it again too.



If you weren't supposed to carry it like a suitcase, WHY would they put a handle on it just like a suitcase?




I don't know, but I know that flash suppressor has never stopped me from dropping my pants.

I'm not allowed in Waffle House any longer.


3/7/2012 7:22:04 PM EDT
[#9]
After I do 10 pull ups................... I kip some.
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3/7/2012 7:22:15 PM EDT
[#10]
Dammit people.  End your confessions with the italicized "confessions" footer.  It adds mystique.

ETA: Covert's got it.
3/7/2012 7:22:17 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

Sometimes when I'm at home alone, I'll carry my AR using the carry handle.

Screw you haters.  I'll do it again too.



If you weren't supposed to carry it like a suitcase, WHY would they put a handle on it just like a suitcase?




I don't know, but I know that flash suppressor has never stopped me from dropping my pants.

I'm not allowed in Waffle House any longer.




Why?
3/7/2012 7:22:21 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

Sometimes when I'm at home alone, I'll carry my AR using the carry handle.

Screw you haters.  I'll do it again too.



If you weren't supposed to carry it like a suitcase, WHY would they put a handle on it just like a suitcase?


I don't know, but I know that flash suppressor has never stopped me from dropping my pants.

I'm not allowed in Waffle House any longer.



Man, you'd think Waffle House employees would be less judgmental.  
3/7/2012 7:24:02 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

Sometimes when I'm at home alone, I'll carry my AR using the carry handle.

Screw you haters.  I'll do it again too.



If you weren't supposed to carry it like a suitcase, WHY would they put a handle on it just like a suitcase?




I don't know, but I know that flash suppressor has never stopped me from dropping my pants.

I'm not allowed in Waffle House any longer.




Why?



I think I might have gotten pubes in the maple syrup.

Like that's the worst thing that has ever happened there.

3/7/2012 7:24:18 PM EDT
[#14]
I have never owned a shotgun, or a Glock.

Until last week, I never knew the difference between a mil-spec and a commercial buffer tube.

Confessions.
3/7/2012 7:25:42 PM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:



Quoted:


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Quoted:


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Sometimes when I'm at home alone, I'll carry my AR using the carry handle.



Screw you haters.  I'll do it again too.







If you weren't supposed to carry it like a suitcase, WHY would they put a handle on it just like a suitcase?

I don't know, but I know that flash suppressor has never stopped me from dropping my pants.



I'm not allowed in Waffle House any longer.









Why?






I think I might have gotten pubes in the maple syrup.



Like that's the worst thing that has ever happened there.





I know it wasn't the first time.





 
3/7/2012 7:26:45 PM EDT
[#16]
Why were you dunking your junk in the maple syrup bottle?
3/7/2012 7:31:07 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Why were you dunking your junk in the maple syrup bottle?



That bottle of hot peppers really burns.


3/7/2012 7:47:11 PM EDT
[#18]
......... I don't wait 30 minutes to eat after taking some pills.
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3/7/2012 7:53:26 PM EDT
[#19]
I ate sushi and did not pay.






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3/7/2012 7:54:32 PM EDT
[#20]
I sometimes pass wind while doing cardio at the gym in the middle of a bunch of people, then give one the dirty eye like they did it.









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3/7/2012 7:54:57 PM EDT
[#21]
I ate Tex-Mex today and paid dearly (not the check)






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3/7/2012 7:56:12 PM EDT
[#22]
I don't wait 30 mins to swim after eating




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3/7/2012 7:56:18 PM EDT
[#23]
3/7/2012 7:56:22 PM EDT
[#24]
In Canada, i destroyed some guns.   I could not bring myself to destroy a C-96 Mauser, but I did disassemble it.
3/7/2012 7:59:43 PM EDT
[#25]



Quoted:


I did NOT have sexual relations with that goose.


I think that depends on what the definition of is is.



 
3/7/2012 8:01:08 PM EDT
[#26]
As a card carrying 1911 fanatic, I own *two* SA XD(m)'s in 9mm.
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3/7/2012 8:02:22 PM EDT
[#27]
I once considered voting for a democrat.....
3/7/2012 8:03:15 PM EDT
[#28]
I ran with scissors this past week.


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3/7/2012 8:04:21 PM EDT
[#29]


I've been spending more money with Copes than AIM lately, damn you $9.99 flat rate shipping!
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3/7/2012 8:05:45 PM EDT
[#30]



Quoted:


I ate sushi and did not pay.
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I blame society.



 
3/7/2012 8:09:08 PM EDT
[#31]
In college when I would throw parties, I would empty higher end liquor bottle with the cheap stuff.  People would always comment how much better it tasted that the cheap stuff they usually drank.









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3/7/2012 8:10:15 PM EDT
[#32]
I'm addicted to internet porn.

I'm hooked on dubstep, can't seem to kick the habit.

I love the French.

I believe that 18+1 9mm is better than 8+1 .45.

I cook my own food.




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3/7/2012 8:10:53 PM EDT
[#33]
I check guesshermuff.blogspot throughout the day.





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3/7/2012 8:11:34 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

Sometimes when I'm at home alone, I'll carry my AR using the carry handle.

Screw you haters.  I'll do it again too.



If you weren't supposed to carry it like a suitcase, WHY would they put a handle on it just like a suitcase?




I don't know, but I know that flash suppressor has never stopped me from dropping my pants.

I'm not allowed in Waffle House any longer.




Why?



I think I might have gotten pubes in the maple syrup.

Like that's the worst thing that has ever happened there.



Will they let you come back if you shave?

3/7/2012 8:24:08 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:

Quoted:
I ate sushi and did not pay.






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I blame society.
 


No joke. It was in Manhattan and the sushi chef chased us down the block waving his knife and yelling at us in Japanese.
3/7/2012 8:32:33 PM EDT
[#36]
I've never shot an AR that I didn't build or have a hand in building...
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3/7/2012 8:34:12 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
I don't wait 30 mins to swim after eating

Ignore in 3....2.....1.....

You sir are destructive and self absorbed. The rules are posted for a goddamn reason!  And I bet your the type of guy too put the P in the OOL. You aint right. May god have mercy on your sin ridled soul.


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Confestions. I fucking failed at the quote directed at the heathen that swims before the 30 minute time line.

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3/7/2012 8:37:42 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
I did NOT have sexual relations with that goose.


Liar
3/7/2012 8:42:30 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

Sometimes when I'm at home alone, I'll carry my AR using the carry handle.

Screw you haters.  I'll do it again too.



If you weren't supposed to carry it like a suitcase, WHY would they put a handle on it just like a suitcase?




I don't know, but I know that flash suppressor has never stopped me from dropping my pants.

I'm not allowed in Waffle House any longer.




Why?



I think I might have gotten pubes in the maple syrup.

Like that's the worst thing that has ever happened there.


I know it wasn't the first time.

 


But it feels like the first time.
3/7/2012 8:46:36 PM EDT
[#40]
My wife told my I could put in for my first nfa stamp last week.

I've been pending since 21nov.











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3/7/2012 8:55:35 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
I check guesshermuff.blogspot throughout the day.





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I just wasted 30 mins of my day.... or was it wasted

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3/7/2012 8:58:22 PM EDT
[#42]
I look at the paper after I wipe.






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3/7/2012 9:00:20 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
My wife told my I could put in for my first nfa stamp last week.

I've been pending since 21nov.











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Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


My wife thinks I have one stamp pending.

I actually have two.





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3/7/2012 9:02:44 PM EDT
[#44]
I want to build a supersonic 300BLK, with no desire to even look at subsonic stuff. Mostly to say I have it and because it renders the silly commie cartridge useless.
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3/7/2012 9:05:28 PM EDT
[#45]
I just spent 5 hours playing Minecraft.
3/7/2012 9:16:32 PM EDT
[#46]
I did it
3/7/2012 9:56:41 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
I did NOT have sexual relations with that goose.


that' what she said



when I am on ARFCOM I watch Louis de Funes Movies or Bud Spencer and Terence Hill

currently I am watching a Louis de Funes Movie
3/7/2012 9:58:54 PM EDT
[#48]



Quoted:



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Quoted:


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Quoted:



Sometimes when I'm at home alone, I'll carry my AR using the carry handle.



Screw you haters.  I'll do it again too.







If you weren't supposed to carry it like a suitcase, WHY would they put a handle on it just like a suitcase?

I don't know, but I know that flash suppressor has never stopped me from dropping my pants.



I'm not allowed in Waffle House any longer.









Why?






I think I might have gotten pubes in the maple syrup.



Like that's the worst thing that has ever happened there.





I know it wasn't the first time.



 




But it feels like the first time.


It always does.



 
3/7/2012 10:05:34 PM EDT
[#49]
I got kicked out of Boy Scouts

















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3/7/2012 10:15:55 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
I got kicked out of Boy Scouts


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Oh I have to know why.
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