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2/23/2012 2:08:27 PM EDT
So I have been with my current girlfriend for a year, bu were friends for about 4 years before that. She is smart, beautiful, cooks, cleans, and takes pretty good care of me. Today she said something that should go down as the best quote in history.

"Thanks for letting me give you that BJ earlier. What can I pack you for lunch?"

What do you all think? Keeper?

I know threads are useless without pictures. Here is us heavily intoxicated in Vegas.

2/23/2012 2:09:37 PM EDT
[#1]
Quoted:
So I have been with my current girlfriend for a year, bu were friends for about 4 years before that. She is smart, beautiful, cooks, cleans, and takes pretty good care of me. Today she said something that should go down as the best quote in history.

"Thanks for letting me give you that BJ earlier. What can I pack you for lunch?"

What do you all think? Keeper?

I know threads are useless without pictures. Here is us heavily intoxicated in Vegas.

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k213/sksmedic/4d89172f.jpg


who, obama? ("the one"...)

2/23/2012 2:09:45 PM EDT
[#2]
kcolg30 likes...

 
2/23/2012 2:09:48 PM EDT
[#3]
eject
2/23/2012 2:09:53 PM EDT
[#4]
Smokin'.

Def a keeper!
2/23/2012 2:09:58 PM EDT
[#5]
Winning
2/23/2012 2:10:09 PM EDT
[#6]
hotness
2/23/2012 2:10:38 PM EDT
[#7]
Keep.
2/23/2012 2:10:44 PM EDT
[#8]
Keep her. You're a fool if you don't
2/23/2012 2:12:59 PM EDT
[#9]
No, you don't want one like that. Send her to me and I'll return her fat and sullen
2/23/2012 2:13:10 PM EDT
[#10]

2/23/2012 2:14:18 PM EDT
[#11]
Yeah. Keep that girl. Hot and dirty and a sammich maker?
2/23/2012 2:14:21 PM EDT
[#12]
Nice.
2/23/2012 2:15:03 PM EDT
[#13]
be awesome if her dad was a member here...
2/23/2012 2:15:50 PM EDT
[#14]
MMM, she looks yummy!!
2/23/2012 2:16:36 PM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:




This!

 



J/K.  She seems like a keeper, but don't be surprised if things slow down a bit after you get hitched.
2/23/2012 2:17:37 PM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:


be awesome if her dad was a member here...


 It's going to happen someday, if it hasn't already



 
2/23/2012 2:20:40 PM EDT
[#17]
cute, but I'm having doubts about the 'keeper' concept in general
2/23/2012 2:20:56 PM EDT
[#18]
Kate Gosselin is lonely if it doesn't work out.
2/23/2012 2:21:19 PM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:


be awesome if her dad was a member here...






 
2/23/2012 2:21:22 PM EDT
[#20]
What's a blow job?

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2/23/2012 2:22:26 PM EDT
[#21]
lock it down
2/23/2012 2:22:31 PM EDT
[#22]
Dibs if OP ejects
2/23/2012 2:22:51 PM EDT
[#23]
Dear God you are fugly................................
2/23/2012 2:23:23 PM EDT
[#24]



Quoted:


Dear God you are fugly................................


I think he got some jizz in his eye.



 
2/23/2012 2:23:44 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:

Quoted:
<a href="http://www.nationalreview.com/sites/default/files/nfs/uploaded/u12/ITS%20A%20TARP.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.nationalreview.com/sites/default/files/nfs/uploaded/u12/ITS%20A%20TARP.jpg</a>

This!  

J/K.  She seems like a keeper, but don't be surprised if things slow down a bit after you get hitched.


Newlyweds
2/23/2012 2:23:47 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Dear God you are fugly................................


And classy.

2/23/2012 2:24:37 PM EDT
[#27]
Way to go man.  I'm giving your thread a 9/10.  I'm counting off one point for not providing us with a full body picture.
2/23/2012 2:24:42 PM EDT
[#28]
she gave you a Big Jacket?  Is it cold out?  














Lucky bastard.........
2/23/2012 2:25:07 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:

Quoted:
<a href="http://www.nationalreview.com/sites/default/files/nfs/uploaded/u12/ITS%20A%20TARP.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.nationalreview.com/sites/default/files/nfs/uploaded/u12/ITS%20A%20TARP.jpg</a>

This!  

J/K.  She seems like a keeper, but don't be surprised if things slow down a bit after you get hitched.


I fear this for your future.
2/23/2012 2:25:53 PM EDT
[#30]



BLOW JOB








Quoted:


lock it down


Let's lock it down gentleman




 
2/23/2012 2:26:11 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Way to go man.  I'm giving your thread a 9/10.  I'm counting off one point for not providing us with a full body picture.


Good point on the no body pic, OP we need a body pic,
2/23/2012 2:27:06 PM EDT
[#32]
Can we see her elbows?  You know just to be sure.
2/23/2012 2:27:33 PM EDT
[#33]
Back when I used to drink I did the one eye closed thing also.
2/23/2012 2:29:09 PM EDT
[#34]
Do you like her kids?
2/23/2012 2:29:29 PM EDT
[#35]
I thought this thread was going to be about guns goddamnit.
 
2/23/2012 2:36:33 PM EDT
[#36]
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

W. C. Fields

2/23/2012 2:36:41 PM EDT
[#37]
I don't think that it's going to work out.  Please forward her to my address.  
2/23/2012 2:44:00 PM EDT
[#38]
Nice
2/23/2012 2:46:58 PM EDT
[#39]
Congrats!  Get as many as you can before you get married.  The well runs dry.....
2/23/2012 2:48:01 PM EDT
[#40]
It would be ironic for you if, after deciding she's the one, she dumped your pathetic ass for your shameful show of disrespect in creating this post.

Keep it classy.  
2/23/2012 3:05:13 PM EDT
[#41]
Go for it.






 
2/23/2012 3:06:39 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:

Quoted:
be awesome if her dad was a member here...


 


quoted again for epicness.

and in before the "my daughter is dating a douche" thread
2/23/2012 3:08:38 PM EDT
[#43]
Tell her to IM me if she needs any info on LASIK surgery.
2/23/2012 3:21:42 PM EDT
[#44]
Did you really have to ask that?
2/23/2012 3:26:04 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
It would be ironic for you if, after deciding she's the one, she dumped your pathetic ass for your shameful show of disrespect in creating this post.

Keep it classy.  


Yes, because a BJ is taboo to my generation.  
2/23/2012 3:35:17 PM EDT
[#46]
It's a trap...somehow.

It has to be a trap.
2/23/2012 3:37:43 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:

Quoted:
<a href="http://www.nationalreview.com/sites/default/files/nfs/uploaded/u12/ITS%20A%20TARP.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.nationalreview.com/sites/default/files/nfs/uploaded/u12/ITS%20A%20TARP.jpg</a>

This!  

J/K.  She seems like a keeper, but don't be surprised if things slow down a bit after you get hitched.


That won't happen to me. She's different!
2/23/2012 3:39:00 PM EDT
[#48]
You're doing Mila Kunis???
2/23/2012 3:39:22 PM EDT
[#49]
In for the lulz when she finds this post and dumps your ass for blabbing.
2/23/2012 3:39:22 PM EDT
[#50]
yep, keeper
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