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2/2/2012 11:17:49 PM EDT
How the hell have I not seen this before, its freaking hilarious

Also, does Sterling Archer remind anybody else of  Michael Westen
2/2/2012 11:23:46 PM EDT
[#1]
THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS!
2/2/2012 11:33:14 PM EDT
[#2]
Wait, I had something for this.
2/2/2012 11:35:28 PM EDT
[#3]
They still make Zima?
2/2/2012 11:46:57 PM EDT
[#4]
Hey. Hey, proposition: first person to untie me, guy or gal, I will let him or her give me a handy. Come on, let's share the milk of human kindness!
Malory: It's okay! They're just blanks.



Lana: Well, see, you say that ...



Malory: But they were blanks—weren't they?



Sterling: Only if the back of his








No Cyril, when they're dead, they're just hookers





I'm not saying I invented the turtleneck. But I was the first person to realize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck! The... tactleneck!






Cyril, I paid her, I get to carry her corpse.







Sterling: You know, if there's one thing women totally love, it's to be smothered by men.



Cheryl: Ha, like you'd know.



Sterling: Or choked, in your case.














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