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3/20/2017 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 6/29/2002 10:47:20 PM EDT
Is saw this on another website fuuny! Alabama: Yes, we have electricity Arkansas- Virgin? If she ain't good enuf fer her family she ain't good enuf fer ours. Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids or God's waiting room. Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) Idaho: Potatoes and NeoNazi's ... What More Could You Ask For? Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Kansas: Where Science Don't Mean Shit Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware or Don't even try it- it's illegal Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) Michigan: First Line of Defense Against the Canadians!!! Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little else Nebraska: We Do TOO Have The Best College Football Team, Ya Crybaby Bastards! Nevada: Whores and Poker! New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone New Jersey: You want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Your ##$%##! Motto Right Here! New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney... North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota Texas: Si Hablo Ingles Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont: Yep Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? West Virginia: One Big Happy Family--Really! Wisconsin:..It's like Canada, only with cheese
Link Posted: 6/29/2002 11:00:15 PM EDT
You better add a few more 0s to that mosquito population in Min, they are rediculouse here...
Link Posted: 6/29/2002 11:33:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Colonel_Kurtz: Michigan: First Line of Defense Against the Canadians!!!
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You are damn right!!! They keep trying to sneak over here with their funny money and funnier accents but we keep shutting them down and turning them back. Keving67
Link Posted: 6/30/2002 3:28:23 PM EDT
TTT
Link Posted: 6/30/2002 3:38:11 PM EDT
Arizona: Come on vacation,Stay on probation AB
Link Posted: 6/30/2002 3:39:14 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/30/2002 3:43:07 PM EDT
yep. but i dont get it.
Link Posted: 6/30/2002 3:48:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ColonelKlink: there isnt one in there for Washington
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One for DC that isn't a state? WTF
Link Posted: 6/30/2002 3:48:13 PM EDT
SC - we didn't surrender...we're just reloading...
Link Posted: 6/30/2002 4:04:50 PM EDT
Washington State...Single mother capitol of the World
Link Posted: 6/30/2002 4:10:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Colonel_Kurtz: Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
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Ha! It's funny because it's true...
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