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Posted: 6/28/2002 8:37:35 AM EDT
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Sounds like a cool girl to me..
She was probably just trying to break the ice, there's always that "if you help me, i dont have to sleep with you" cliche' hanging around. I'd say keep in touch, ask her what kind of wine you can bring to dinner and get TWO bottles. |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 8:46:39 AM EDT
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And so begins her diabolical headgame that will leave you second-guessing yourself, bumping into lamp posts as you see her on the street, whimpering everytime she makes eye-contact with you, stopping like a deer in the headlights when she says "hi", and eventually turning into her little mouse-man on a string as she bats away at you like a heartless alleycat toying with you until you give up all your friends, blow off your job and become a pathetic beggar wrapped around her evil little finger - all in hopes of one day nailing her. But alas, in a few years when you think she'll FINALLY let you into her holy-of-holies, she drop you like an empty can of pringles and leave you just a mangled, emasculated, bitter shell of a man drifting through life in a glassy-eyed stupor oblivious to her masterful destruction of you, who she gleefully giggles about to her friends and callously refers to as "notch #56 on my lipstick case". Go for it. |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 8:46:46 AM EDT
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She seems really cool. I'm actually quite excited about this one. It's been awhile since a chick, who's not dancing on stage for dollar bills, has peaked my interest.
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Posted: 6/28/2002 8:49:24 AM EDT
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That's some severe flirting!
I'd go for it. The only downside is she lives next door. If you get into a relationship with her and it doesn't work out, you'll still have to look at each other all the time. |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 8:50:50 AM EDT
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"And so begins her diabolical headgame that will leave you second-guessing yourself, bumping into lamp posts as you see her on the street, whimpering everytime she makes eye-contact with you, stopping like a deer in the headlights when she says "hi", and eventually turning into her little mouse-man on a string as she bats away at you like a heartless alleycat toying with you until you give up all your friends, blow off your job and become a pathetic beggar wrapped around her evil little finger - all in hopes of one day nailing her. But alas, in a few years when you think she'll FINALLY let you into her holy-of-holies, she drop you like an empty can of pringles and leave you just a mangled, emasculated, bitter shell of a man drifting through life in a glassy-eyed stupor oblivious to her masterful destruction of you, who she gleefully giggles about to her friends and callously refers to as "notch #56 on my lipstick case".
Go for it." Speaking from experience are we? [;D] "The wise man learns from the fool's mistakes." [;D] |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 8:51:05 AM EDT
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And so begins her diabolical headgame that will leave you second-guessing yourself, bumping into lamp posts as you see her on the street, whimpering everytime she makes eye-contact with you, stopping like a deer in the headlights when she says "hi", and eventually turning into her little mouse-man on a string as she bats away at you like a heartless alleycat toying with you until you give up all your friends, blow off your job and become a pathetic beggar wrapped around her evil little finger - all in hopes of one day nailing her. But alas, in a few years when you think she'll FINALLY let you into her holy-of-holies, she drop you like an empty can of pringles and leave you just a mangled, emasculated, bitter shell of a man drifting through life in a glassy-eyed stupor oblivious to her masterful destruction of you, who she gleefully giggles about to her friends and callously refers to as "notch #56 on my lipstick case". Macallan , tell it like it is son... I am laughing so hard.... |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 8:54:15 AM EDT
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Corporal Chaos, don't say you ain't never been played... If you havn't you are missing one of lifes truly extraordinary experiences...
You can get all the IT in the world from them and never know one damn thing about them. I can't stop laughing at Macallans words... Macallan you are honest... |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 8:56:08 AM EDT
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You've got to lick it, before you kick it.
You've got to get it soft and wet before you stick it. Boom sha la la la la boom. It's called pussy control and once again The_Macallan has nailed it. Not the pussy that is but the game. |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 8:57:51 AM EDT
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Quoted: And so begins her diabolical headgame that will leave you second-guessing yourself, bumping into lamp posts as you see her on the street, whimpering everytime she makes eye-contact with you, stopping like a deer in the headlights when she says "hi", and eventually turning into her little mouse-man on a string as she bats away at you like a heartless alleycat toying with you until you give up all your friends, blow off your job and become a pathetic beggar wrapped around her evil little finger - all in hopes of one day nailing her. But alas, in a few years when you think she'll FINALLY let you into her holy-of-holies, she drop you like an empty can of pringles and leave you just a mangled, emasculated, bitter shell of a man drifting through life in a glassy-eyed stupor oblivious to her masterful destruction of you, who she gleefully giggles about to her friends and callously refers to as "notch #56 on my lipstick case". Go for it. Damn, you make it sound like soooo much fun!!!! Let the games begin. |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 8:58:14 AM EDT
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I once had one so bad that near the end every time I talked to her (even on scentence) it took me 2 days to recover.... BLOODSUCKER....
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Posted: 6/28/2002 8:59:36 AM EDT
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JOhn 91498, Just play it straight... Don't f(*K around with her, be honest and don't even try to screw around with her mind... It just doesn't work that way...
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Posted: 6/28/2002 9:02:40 AM EDT
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Hmmm, I've never been the victim of an infatuation before. Frankly I can't understand how people can be so vulnerable.
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Posted: 6/28/2002 9:06:24 AM EDT
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I wasn't even thinking of infatuation... Hmmm, man I hadn't even thought in those terms in years...
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Posted: 6/28/2002 9:23:41 AM EDT
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"Thanks for helping me, but just because you helped me move in doesn't mean I HAVE to sleep with you. I'll make you dinner some night, though."
"Of course, you don't have to... (raise eyebrow, quizzical smile, pause...) I'll bring the wine. |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 9:24:16 AM EDT
[#15]
Who cares dude, just go for it.
What she said to you doesn't actually mean anything. To be able to answer that question, we would have to know her, then from judging from her personality decide what that comment means. So far so sounds like a down to earth girl! A wise man said once, "Don't think, just do". Don't over-evaluate women and your relationships with them, that's how you get into situations like The_macallen has been in. [:P] |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 9:37:46 AM EDT
[#16]
Something definitely isn't right. I would be very suspicious.
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Posted: 6/28/2002 9:44:08 AM EDT
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Your response should have been, "Gee, I was about to tell you the same thing!" as you head for the door.
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Posted: 6/28/2002 10:34:04 AM EDT
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Quoted: Something definitely isn't right. I would be very suspicious. I think she's needs a sacrifice for her spells. At least, that's what Macallan thinks. |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 10:38:21 AM EDT
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Quoted: And so begins her diabolical headgame that will leave you second-guessing yourself, bumping into lamp posts as you see her on the street, whimpering everytime she makes eye-contact with you, stopping like a deer in the headlights when she says "hi", and eventually turning into her little mouse-man on a string as she bats away at you like a heartless alleycat toying with you until you give up all your friends, blow off your job and become a pathetic beggar wrapped around her evil little finger - all in hopes of one day nailing her. But alas, in a few years when you think she'll FINALLY let you into her holy-of-holies, she drop you like an empty can of pringles and leave you just a mangled, emasculated, bitter shell of a man drifting through life in a glassy-eyed stupor oblivious to her masterful destruction of you, who she gleefully giggles about to her friends and callously refers to as "notch #56 on my lipstick case". Go for it. LOL< That is the FUNNIEST $hit I EVER read. Mac you are speaking from experience? |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 1:43:09 PM EDT
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givin' my track record, I don't know If I'd pay any mind to this....
After a few days of ignoring her, I'd come right out and tell her some time that I didn't appreciate her attitude. and question her about what has the world come to when you can't help someone just to help... then walk away. |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 2:23:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: givin' my track record, I don't know If I'd pay any mind to this.... After a few days of ignoring her, I'd come right out and tell her some time that I didn't appreciate her attitude. and question her about what has the world come to when you can't help someone just to help... then walk away. Excerpt from the bestseller, "How to Win Friends and Influence Others"..... Someone said it is too close to your door, [b]Listen to them.[/b] Keep it plutonic! Been there, done that. You dont $#!^ where you eat.... |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 2:28:07 PM EDT
[#22]
I say [i]"... doesn't mean I [u]HAVE[/u] to sleep with you."[/i] means you still have a chance!
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Posted: 6/28/2002 2:36:52 PM EDT
[#23]
This is hard to judge becaue we don't know the exact context and tone that she said this in. To me it sounds like she's an overly forward kook, but depending on how she said it, she might have been using that as a flirtatios device.
I agree with others, Macallan, that was funny as hell. Mike |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 2:45:47 PM EDT
[#24]
I would've been insulted by a remark like that.
If it were me, I would've said, 'What makes you think I [i]want[/i] to sleep with you?' My 0.02. |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 3:13:31 PM EDT
[#25]
Where are your manners?
"Mr. (John91498) accepts with pleasure Miss X's kind invitation to dinner on Friday, the 28th of June." |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 3:29:38 PM EDT
[#26]
The best idea is to bring over hot chicks when she's going to see you bringing them home, then bang the living F$$%@ out of them so that your new neighboor hears her screaming out for Allah at the top of her lungs for an hour. After a while she's going to get curious to see if she, too, can actually last that long on your soul pole, and you will have beaten her at her own game, so cleverly revealed by Maccallan.
Good luck. Please note, having a very hot female acquaintanse come over, then playing a porno at excessive volume may, or may not, work very well as a substitute. |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 3:33:25 PM EDT
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so, like, umm, where would someone find these "Hot Chicks"? I only ask as I know there are some here that are too embarased to ask.. not that [b]I[/b] need to know or anything [;)]
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Posted: 6/28/2002 3:34:49 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted: The best idea is to bring over hot chicks when she's going to see you bringing them home, then bang the living F$$%@ out of them so that your new neighboor hears her screaming out for Allah at the top of her lungs for an hour. After a while she's going to get curious to see if she, too, can actually last that long on your soul pole, and you will have beaten her at her own game, so cleverly revealed by Maccallan. Good luck. Please note, having a very hot female acquaintanse come over, then playing a porno at excessive volume may, or may not, work very well as a substitute. Uhh... your plan assumes that [b]John[/b] actually CAN "bang the living F$$%@ out of them so that your new neighboor hears her screaming out for Allah at the top of her lungs for an hour." |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 3:39:29 PM EDT
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Quoted: Uhh... your plan assumes that [b]John[/b] actually CAN "bang the living F$$%@ out of them so that your new neighboor hears her screaming out for Allah at the top of her lungs for an hour." Fine, fine, for those of you who haven't read this, please go do so. (if some of it offends you, skip down to the next paragraph and keep reading) Then practice, practice, practice: [url]http://sex.perkel.com/howto/nerdsex.htm[/url] |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 3:52:51 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted: Fine, fine, for those of you who haven't read this, please go do so. (if some of it offends you, skip down to the next paragraph and keep reading) Then practice, practice, practice: [url]http://sex.perkel.com/howto/nerdsex.htm[/url] hahahah how much you want to bet Marc Perkel is a virgin. |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 3:56:16 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: I would've been insulted by a remark like that. If it were me, I would've said, 'What makes you think I [i]want[/i] to sleep with you?' My 0.02. My 0.02 also, then I would have added... How about I cook you dinner sometime then you will have to sleep with me !! |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 4:06:28 PM EDT
[#32]
TheMacDADDY
LMAO |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 4:38:54 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: hahahah how much you want to bet Marc Perkel is a virgin. I doubt that. How much of that page did you actually read? |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 4:59:47 PM EDT
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[img]pweb.netcom.com/~mattja/pics/steven_main.jpg[/img] [b]"Dude, you may be gettin' some!"[/b]
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Posted: 6/28/2002 5:02:46 PM EDT
[#35]
You should slip some man juice into her drink. I read somewhere that it makes chicks happy.
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Posted: 6/28/2002 5:12:31 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted: And so begins her diabolical headgame that will leave you second-guessing yourself, bumping into lamp posts as you see her on the street, whimpering everytime she makes eye-contact with you, stopping like a deer in the headlights when she says "hi", and eventually turning into her little mouse-man on a string as she bats away at you like a heartless alleycat toying with you until you give up all your friends, blow off your job and become a pathetic beggar wrapped around her evil little finger - all in hopes of one day nailing her. But alas, in a few years when you think she'll FINALLY let you into her holy-of-holies, she drop you like an empty can of pringles and leave you just a mangled, emasculated, bitter shell of a man drifting through life in a glassy-eyed stupor oblivious to her masterful destruction of you, who she gleefully giggles about to her friends and callously refers to as "notch #56 on my lipstick case". Go for it. Wow, you know this girl, too??? |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 5:39:32 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted: And so begins her diabolical headgame that will leave you second-guessing yourself, bumping into lamp posts as you see her on the street, whimpering everytime she makes eye-contact with you, stopping like a deer in the headlights when she says "hi", and eventually turning into her little mouse-man on a string as she bats away at you like a heartless alleycat toying with you until you give up all your friends, blow off your job and become a pathetic beggar wrapped around her evil little finger - all in hopes of one day nailing her. But alas, in a few years when you think she'll FINALLY let you into her holy-of-holies, she drop you like an empty can of pringles and leave you just a mangled, emasculated, bitter shell of a man drifting through life in a glassy-eyed stupor oblivious to her masterful destruction of you, who she gleefully giggles about to her friends and callously refers to as "notch #56 on my lipstick case". Go for it. Usually I find the Macallan post incredibly antagonistic, boorish,regionally dumbass, angry, droll and troll. In this case I would have to grudgingly agree with the man. He is right. She will abuse you. I will, however, continue in my opinion that Macallan is not "his own man", because some wire haired titless commander has driven him into a fitless masturbational state. |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 5:51:20 PM EDT
[#38]
How thin are the walls in your apartment?
In the next few days, she MAY mention you to someone if she's interested. If you hear her laughing on the phone, it's probably about you...A simple glass-to-the-wall will confirm it. Man, I can be so evil. Good Luck! |
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Posted: 6/28/2002 7:59:18 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted: Usually I find the Macallan post incredibly antagonistic, boorish,regionally dumbass, angry, droll and troll. In this case I would have to grudgingly agree with the man. He is right. She will abuse you. I will, however, continue in my opinion that Macallan is not "his own man", because some wire haired titless commander has driven him into a fitless masturbational state. [:|] [b]grim[/b], I try to avoid responding to your posts, even your unprovoked insults to me - if you empty your IM (it's full right now) I'll send you a very brief explanation. |
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Posted: 6/30/2002 9:08:56 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted: Quoted: Usually I find the Macallan post incredibly antagonistic, boorish,regionally dumbass, angry, droll and troll. In this case I would have to grudgingly agree with the man. He is right. She will abuse you. I will, however, continue in my opinion that Macallan is not "his own man", because some wire haired titless commander has driven him into a fitless masturbational state. [:|] My IM is clean for you, Macallan. [b]grim[/b], I try to avoid responding to your posts, even your unprovoked insults to me - if you empty your IM (it's full right now) I'll send you a very brief explanation. |
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Posted: 6/30/2002 9:58:21 AM EDT
[#41]
Please be careful of your links!
[b]2a) No posting or linking of Nudity of any sort.[/b] No "see through" pictures either, if you can see it, then it's there. I know that this was unintentional sfoo - not trying to flame you bro! Eric/Tyler |
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Posted: 6/30/2002 11:05:18 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Usually I find the Macallan post incredibly antagonistic, boorish,regionally dumbass, angry, droll and troll. In this case I would have to grudgingly agree with the man. He is right. She will abuse you. I will, however, continue in my opinion that Macallan is not "his own man", because some wire haired titless commander has driven him into a fitless masturbational state. [:|] My IM is clean for you, Macallan. [b]grim[/b], I try to avoid responding to your posts, even your unprovoked insults to me - if you empty your IM (it's full right now) I'll send you a very brief explanation. Nope. I still get the message: "Sorry, that users mailbox is currently full." when I try to IM you. Suffice to say I don't appreciate your unprovoked characterization of me in this thread - if I can IM you I'd explain why I'm not engaging you in a flamefest retort. |
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Posted: 6/30/2002 12:00:12 PM EDT
[#43]
Turn down dinner.
Make her no more than a friend. She is smarter than you. She knows to use her pussy to get what she wants out of life. She is evil. |
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