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1/20/2012 6:42:20 PM EDT
So I've been dating this girl for about 2 months. Things have been going great, we are highly compatible, she has no baggage, loves guns, she's got more black guns than I do.









Thing is, we started having sex and it's great for me, but there is a problem, she says it hurts.










She is complaining that I'm bottoming out and that it's painful, she doesnt want me to go in all the way and once you get in a groove, you know it's kind of hard to try not to hit bottom.










I don't know what to do.







Advice is appreciated.


 
1/20/2012 6:43:50 PM EDT
[#1]
Uhhh you're in her belly button.
1/20/2012 6:44:18 PM EDT
[#2]
Parody thread?  This has to be a parody thread.
1/20/2012 6:44:36 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
So I've been dating this girl for about 2 months. Things have been going great, we are highly compatible, she has no baggage, loves guns, she's got more black guns than I do.

Thing is, we started having sex and it's great for me, but there is a problem, she says it hurts.

She is complaining that I'm bottoming out and that it's painful, she doesnt want me to go in all the way and once you get in a groove, you know it's kind of hard to try not to hit bottom.

I don't know what to do.


Eject. And quit trying to stick it in her belly button.

Damn, beat by seconds with the belly button comment
1/20/2012 6:44:53 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
So I've been dating this girl for about 2 months. Things have been going great, we are highly compatible, she has no baggage, loves guns, she's got more black guns than I do.

Thing is, we started having sex and it's great for me, but there is a problem, she says it hurts.

She is complaining that I'm bottoming out and that it's painful, she doesnt want me to go in all the way and once you get in a groove, you know it's kind of hard to try not to hit bottom.

I don't know what to do.


Sigh....Virgins....
well...there are 2 other holes...have you tried those?
1/20/2012 6:45:33 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Quoted:
So I've been dating this girl for about 2 months. Things have been going great, we are highly compatible, she has no baggage, loves guns, she's got more black guns than I do.

Thing is, we started having sex and it's great for me, but there is a problem, she says it hurts.

She is complaining that I'm bottoming out and that it's painful, she doesnt want me to go in all the way and once you get in a groove, you know it's kind of hard to try not to hit bottom.

I don't know what to do.


Sigh....Virgins....
well...there are 2 other holes...have you tried those?


No way! She could get PREGNANT!!!

1/20/2012 6:45:37 PM EDT
[#6]
In.

For the out.
1/20/2012 6:45:53 PM EDT
[#7]
Page one..
1/20/2012 6:46:54 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Quoted:
So I've been dating this girl for about 2 months. Things have been going great, we are highly compatible, she has no baggage, loves guns, she's got more black guns than I do.

Thing is, we started having sex and it's great for me, but there is a problem, she says it hurts.

She is complaining that I'm bottoming out and that it's painful, she doesnt want me to go in all the way and once you get in a groove, you know it's kind of hard to try not to hit bottom.

I don't know what to do.


Sigh....Virgins....
well...there are 2 other holes...have you tried those?


Well she might have some crooked teeth, and











she might get pregnant if he tries the third one!
1/20/2012 6:47:15 PM EDT
[#9]
That's her ear.
1/20/2012 6:49:20 PM EDT
[#10]
seems the pic aren't loading for some reason  
1/20/2012 6:49:42 PM EDT
[#11]
in for the shenanigans
1/20/2012 6:51:34 PM EDT
[#12]
I would set her down and explain that sex isn't for her enjoyment anayways and that unless she is asking what you want for dinner she shouldn't be talking.
1/20/2012 6:51:58 PM EDT
[#13]
Next time just say "Your sister dosen't complain"
1/20/2012 6:53:08 PM EDT
[#14]
Sounds like the perfect excuse to try anal
1/20/2012 6:53:22 PM EDT
[#15]
Poop thread!
1/20/2012 6:55:27 PM EDT
[#16]
Does it hurt in EVERY position?

Have you googled this? Could be a medical condition instead.
1/20/2012 6:56:01 PM EDT
[#17]
She'll break-in.  Just takes time  REMEMBER these days, it doesn't last forever  Adjust your positions and warm-up with some stretches firt  Take it easy and make it last a lifetime.  KIDS
1/20/2012 6:57:09 PM EDT
[#18]
I don't know how old you are, but I figured out a long time ago to make sure I have a spacer kit available. Just shim it with the correct one and you're good to go.
1/20/2012 6:57:15 PM EDT
[#19]
Give it a little time and she'll be saying why can't you go any deeper

1/20/2012 6:57:25 PM EDT
[#20]
Have her try on top.
1/20/2012 6:57:33 PM EDT
[#21]
some chicks are shallow.  Nothing you can do about it other than try to find a position where you can bang away without hitting bottom too hard.
1/20/2012 6:57:52 PM EDT
[#22]



Quoted:


I would set her down and explain that sex isn't for her enjoyment anayways and that unless she is asking what you want for dinner she shouldn't be talking.


Fucking WIN!

 
1/20/2012 6:58:16 PM EDT
[#23]





Quoted:



Does it hurt in EVERY position?





Have you googled this? Could be a medical condition instead.



She doesnt have any medical condition. Been checked out by Doctor.

 






Pretty much every position, we tried her on top,  doggy style is the worst for her though.

 
1/20/2012 6:59:05 PM EDT
[#24]
+1 she has more control. It may stop the bottom out but doesn't stop the bitching.
Quoted:
Have her try on top.


1/20/2012 7:03:37 PM EDT
[#25]
Thanks, It's not every day I have a winner.
Quoted:

Quoted:
I would set her down and explain that sex isn't for her enjoyment anayways and that unless she is asking what you want for dinner she shouldn't be talking.

Fucking WIN!  


1/20/2012 7:05:05 PM EDT
[#26]
Her, facedown, legs close together, you, on top.  Kind of creates "spacer", depending on size of "cheek cushion".

In, by the way, on 1.
1/20/2012 7:06:12 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
seems the pic aren't loading for some reason  


1/20/2012 7:06:18 PM EDT
[#28]
One guy proclaiming to have a big dick and 99 pages of guys trying to give advice because they can relate. 3 locks 1 ban and OP getting no less than 4 numbers from arfwomen. This is my prediction.  
1/20/2012 7:08:58 PM EDT
[#29]
Pure Romance sells a device that goes around your thing and it pleasures both people while acting as a bumper so you don't go in as deep for her. If you or she knows anyone who sells Pure Romance, ask them about it, or go to their website pureromance.com, they might sell it on there, but I forget what it's called. It'd be totally worth it.
1/20/2012 7:10:21 PM EDT
[#30]
lol OP is bullshit but I'll give my advice anyways.

Stick it in her ass.  Her bottom has no bottom.
1/20/2012 7:10:38 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
I don't know how old you are, but I figured out a long time ago to make sure I have a spacer kit available. Just shim it with the correct one and you're good to go.


1/20/2012 7:10:49 PM EDT
[#32]
If all else fails and you really like the girl, you can play a game I teach all mine.

It's bobbing for donuts.
Take a donut or two and place over your erection, and let her go for them. Use smaller and smaller ones, until eventually, she's a deep throater.

If the donuts are large enough, and she likes foreplay, you can let her play ring toss first.
1/20/2012 7:11:59 PM EDT
[#33]



Quoted:


If all else fails and you really like the girl, you can play a game I teach all mine.



It's bobbing for donuts.

Take a donut or two and place over your erection, and let her go for them. Use smaller and smaller ones, until eventually, she's a deep throater.



If the donuts are large enough, and she likes foreplay, you can let her play ring toss first.
Until you meet a fat chick.





 
1/20/2012 7:13:40 PM EDT
[#34]
Fail....for giving real advice.
Quoted:
Pure Romance sells a device that goes around your thing and it pleasures both people while acting as a bumper so you don't go in as deep for her. If you or she knows anyone who sells Pure Romance, ask them about it, or go to their website pureromance.com, they might sell it on there, but I forget what it's called. It'd be totally worth it.


1/20/2012 7:13:43 PM EDT
[#35]
You either have to get her more drunk on lube her up with tabasco.

ETA. just a drop or two though
1/20/2012 7:14:56 PM EDT
[#36]
Some chicks don't like getting their cervix banged. Nothing you can do about that.
1/20/2012 7:16:54 PM EDT
[#37]
OP's dick is just too big.

Either that or his girlfiend is not quite a teenager.
1/20/2012 7:22:08 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Fail....for giving real advice.
Quoted:
Pure Romance sells a device that goes around your thing and it pleasures both people while acting as a bumper so you don't go in as deep for her. If you or she knows anyone who sells Pure Romance, ask them about it, or go to their website pureromance.com, they might sell it on there, but I forget what it's called. It'd be totally worth it.




NO kidding. Rules. No real advice on page 1. EVAR
1/20/2012 7:24:52 PM EDT
[#39]
Ask a ghey guy to show you how to use a cock ring.  And in on one
1/20/2012 7:25:23 PM EDT
[#40]
been there OP, about all you can do is let her take control, or get some big ass cock ring to keep you from going all the way in. my ex loved those vibrating ones.
1/20/2012 7:26:51 PM EDT
[#41]
especially when the op proclaims huge cock as a problem. lol
Quoted:
Quoted:
Fail....for giving real advice.
Quoted:
Pure Romance sells a device that goes around your thing and it pleasures both people while acting as a bumper so you don't go in as deep for her. If you or she knows anyone who sells Pure Romance, ask them about it, or go to their website pureromance.com, they might sell it on there, but I forget what it's called. It'd be totally worth it.




NO kidding. Rules. No real advice on page 1. EVAR


1/20/2012 7:29:05 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:

Quoted:
If all else fails and you really like the girl, you can play a game I teach all mine.

It's bobbing for donuts.
Take a donut or two and place over your erection, and let her go for them. Use smaller and smaller ones, until eventually, she's a deep throater.

If the donuts are large enough, and she likes foreplay, you can let her play ring toss first.
Until you meet a fat chick.

 


I don't do the fat ones. Yeah, I know they need loving too, but there's enough love in the world without bringing me into it.
A friend of mine, and a member of this site, cock blocked me one night by telling a Chevy S-10 lowrider full of fat chicks that I was into BBW gangbangs. Well, they pulled over next to my car, and got out all giddy and smiling. Well, as it turns out, my date for the night, a very fine thing drove past. Also, it turns out that that lowrider actually had a lift kit on it. Who knew.
Anyway, I never saw the other girl again. ( I just found her on facebook a month ago. ) He paid heavily. I set him up with a drunk pregnant chick, ( very pregnant ) , that was wanting some love the night before her wedding. lol

We were about 20, so we weren't into the preggers yet. He did take one for the team though. I was proud of him. Girl was a 10/10 after she had the baby.
1/20/2012 7:29:33 PM EDT
[#43]
It happens... go easy on the gal!
1/20/2012 7:30:36 PM EDT
[#44]
In on one.
1/20/2012 7:31:04 PM EDT
[#45]
Save the bottoming out until she is really warmed up.

Start out slow until she is really going wild, then she will want her cervix bruised up.
1/20/2012 7:32:49 PM EDT
[#46]
first post nails it
1/20/2012 7:33:37 PM EDT
[#47]



Quoted:


some chicks are shallow.  Nothing you can do about it. other than try to find a position where you can bang away without hitting bottom too hard.


FIFY




 
1/20/2012 7:50:46 PM EDT
[#48]
I might be able to help, hung like a hamster.
1/20/2012 7:56:19 PM EDT
[#49]



Quoted:


I might be able to help, hung like a hamster.


I love it when the comment and the S/N are a 100% in alignment.  



 
1/20/2012 7:56:37 PM EDT
[#50]
Put a donut on it.
There is such a device.
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