[ARCHIVED THREAD] - The Official Butthurt Thread (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 1/15/2012 4:46:51 PM EDT
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Seriously, there's butthurt over everything around here. I could post a thread about saving five Pakistani orphans from the gas chamber, and somebody would still be indigent about it. Somebody is probably going to be butthurt that I'm butthurt over all the butthurt, but fuck it. Let's hear it, what are you butthurt over today?
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Seriously, there's butthurt over everything around here. I could post a thread about saving five Pakistani orphans from the gas chamber, and somebody would still be indigent about it. Somebody is probably going to be butthurt that I'm butthurt over all the butthurt, but fuck it. Let's hear it, what are you butthurt over today? I think you meant indignant. 
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Seriously, there's butthurt over everything around here. I could post a thread about saving five Pakistani orphans from the gas chamber, and somebody would still be indigent about it. Somebody is probably going to be butthurt that I'm butthurt over all the butthurt, but fuck it. Let's hear it, what are you butthurt over today? I think you meant indignant. No, I'm broke and homeless now because he saved those damn orphans. 
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Quoted: Quoted: Seriously, there's butthurt over everything around here. I could post a thread about saving five Pakistani orphans from the gas chamber, and somebody would still be indigent about it. Somebody is probably going to be butthurt that I'm butthurt over all the butthurt, but fuck it. Let's hear it, what are you butthurt over today? I think you meant indignant. So you're butthurt over misusing a word. Nice. Let the butthurt flow through you. |
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Seriously, there's butthurt over everything around here. I could post a thread about saving five Pakistani orphans from the gas chamber, and somebody would still be indigent about it. Somebody is probably going to be butthurt that I'm butthurt over all the butthurt, but fuck it. Let's hear it, what are you butthurt over today? I've actually had a couple hemorrhoids the last couple weeks. |
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Seriously, there's butthurt over everything around here. I could post a thread about saving five Pakistani orphans from the gas chamber, and somebody would still be indigent about it. Somebody is probably going to be butthurt that I'm butthurt over all the butthurt, but fuck it. Let's hear it, what are you butthurt over today? Lol. We know why your but hurts |
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I got a speeding ticket yesterday, and then had to throw up and the cop was still there, and now I'm sure he is sharing that video with everyone. That makes me butthurt. So does the ticket, since it is going to be double because it's a "holiday weekend". For some bullshit holiday.
And I also get butthurt when I wait in line at Cabela's on black friday and some doucher thinks he's being an alpha male and cuts in front of me. |
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I got a speeding ticket yesterday, and then had to throw up and the cop was still there, and now I'm sure he is sharing that video with everyone. That makes me butthurt. So does the ticket, since it is going to be double because it's a "holiday weekend". For some bullshit holiday. And I also get butthurt when I wait in line at Cabela's on black friday and some doucher thinks he's being an alpha male and cuts in front of me. Tickets double on holidays in your jurisdiction?  Now THAT'S something worth getting butthurt over.
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Seriously, there's butthurt over everything around here. I could post a thread about saving five Pakistani orphans from the gas chamber, and somebody would still be indigent about it. Somebody is probably going to be butthurt that I'm butthurt over all the butthurt, but fuck it. Let's hear it, what are you butthurt over today? Lol. We know why your but hurts 
Oh and I'll add slow drivers to the list. DRIVE THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT NOT 10MPH LESS THAN IT!!! WHY U NO DRIVE LIEK A NORMAL PERSON!!! |
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If I said I think Tipping is just a city in China, would you be butthurt over it? Well, is it?  Fuck yeah it is. You want a tip from me? Stay in school, Fucker. Peace out! I don't tip much either. Get a real job and rely on a paycheck. I remember slaving away as a cook back in high school making 5.15 an hour when the waitresses was raking in the cash not getting the fuck burn out of them and wortking in the AC. That really made me a butthurt tipper. |
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Quoted: I get butt hurt when I see the senile old lady down the street driving. I can't cruise a country road with a beer, but she can drive and not remember her 2012 trip to Europe. Fuck me. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Drinking and driving is a victimless crime. Seriously, it is. If you don't crash, where's the victim? |
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Seriously, there's butthurt over everything around here. I could post a thread about saving five Pakistani orphans from the gas chamber, and somebody would still be indigent about it. Somebody is probably going to be butthurt that I'm butthurt over all the butthurt, but fuck it. Let's hear it, what are you butthurt over today? You are the most butthurt motherfucker on this site. |
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I got a speeding ticket yesterday, and then had to throw up and the cop was still there, and now I'm sure he is sharing that video with everyone. That makes me butthurt. So does the ticket, since it is going to be double because it's a "holiday weekend". For some bullshit holiday. And I also get butthurt when I wait in line at Cabela's on black friday and some doucher thinks he's being an alpha male and cuts in front of me. Tickets double on holidays in your jurisdiction? Now THAT'S something worth getting butthurt over.That is pretty fucking silly. 
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Quoted: Quoted: Seriously, there's butthurt over everything around here. I could post a thread about saving five Pakistani orphans from the gas chamber, and somebody would still be indigent about it. Somebody is probably going to be butthurt that I'm butthurt over all the butthurt, but fuck it. Let's hear it, what are you butthurt over today? You are the most butthurt motherfucker on this site. The fuck I am. I like to troll out the retards who make up 95% of GD and get a rise out of their stupid ass, but I'm far from being one of the butthurt crew. |
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I get butt hurt when I see the senile old lady down the street driving. I can't cruise a country road with a beer, but she can drive and not remember her 2012 trip to Europe. Fuck me. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Drinking and driving is a victimless crime. Seriously, it is. If you don't crash, where's the victim? But if copper sees me take a swig, I'm going for a ride. Then captain senile can be extra safe since they pulled another 'drunk' off the roads. The anal discomfort is strong tonight. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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I got a speeding ticket yesterday, and then had to throw up and the cop was still there, and now I'm sure he is sharing that video with everyone. That makes me butthurt. So does the ticket, since it is going to be double because it's a "holiday weekend". For some bullshit holiday. And I also get butthurt when I wait in line at Cabela's on black friday and some doucher thinks he's being an alpha male and cuts in front of me. Tickets double on holidays in your jurisdiction? Now THAT'S something worth getting butthurt over.That is pretty fucking silly. Are y'all talking 'bout James Earl Ray day? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I got a speeding ticket yesterday, and then had to throw up and the cop was still there, and now I'm sure he is sharing that video with everyone. That makes me butthurt. So does the ticket, since it is going to be double because it's a "holiday weekend". For some bullshit holiday. And I also get butthurt when I wait in line at Cabela's on black friday and some doucher thinks he's being an alpha male and cuts in front of me. Tickets double on holidays in your jurisdiction? Now THAT'S something worth getting butthurt over.That is pretty fucking silly. Are y'all talking 'bout James Earl Ray day? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile That's only a holiday if you're a government employee or you're black. |
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I got a speeding ticket yesterday, and then had to throw up and the cop was still there, and now I'm sure he is sharing that video with everyone. That makes me butthurt. So does the ticket, since it is going to be double because it's a "holiday weekend". For some bullshit holiday. And I also get butthurt when I wait in line at Cabela's on black friday and some doucher thinks he's being an alpha male and cuts in front of me. Tickets double on holidays in your jurisdiction? Now THAT'S something worth getting butthurt over.That is pretty fucking silly. Are y'all talking 'bout James Earl Ray day? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile That's only a holiday if you're a government employee or you're black. Yep, and I have to go in for half a day tomorrow...yay for flex holiday time!
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