Posted: 1/13/2012 6:17:31 PM EDT
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The company I work for is creating a database so that we can all keep track of our stats (I'm in sales).
What would you name it if you could give it a name? Please be serious because the company will give the winner $100, and if I win I will buy a membership for the first time. |
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Protip, run this query every day: INSERT INTO salesdb (sales) VALUES (SELECT MAX(sales) FROM salesdb) + 1) WHERE salesman = 'bantis'; PROFIT Quoted: One of my suggestions was 'The Epicenter' The database allows everyone to see how many sales other reps have which allows for competition. |
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Quoted: I'm a little rusty, but it should take the max number of the sales add 1 and put that number under your name Quoted: Protip, run this query every day: INSERT INTO salesdb (sales) VALUES (SELECT MAX(sales) FROM salesdb) + 1) WHERE salesman = 'bantis'; PROFIT I have no idea what you just said...  |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Protip, run this query every day: INSERT INTO salesdb (sales) VALUES (SELECT MAX(sales) FROM salesdb) + 1) WHERE salesman = 'bantis'; PROFIT I have no idea what you just said... No one does. He's fucking Canadian. Good luck on the contest. Close, but wrong avatar  |
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Protip, run this query every day: INSERT INTO salesdb (sales) VALUES (SELECT MAX(sales) FROM salesdb) + 1) WHERE salesman = 'bantis'; PROFIT I have no idea what you just said... No one does. He's fucking Canadian. Good luck on the contest. Close, but wrong avatar
Wow! You are right. My mistake. Too mucj beer. 
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Quoted: MUAHAHAHAHAQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Protip, run this query every day: INSERT INTO salesdb (sales) VALUES (SELECT MAX(sales) FROM salesdb) + 1) WHERE salesman = 'bantis'; PROFIT I have no idea what you just said... No one does. He's fucking Canadian. Good luck on the contest. Close, but wrong avatar Wow! You are right. My mistake. Too mucj beer. |
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Protip, run this query every day: INSERT INTO salesdb (sales) VALUES (SELECT MAX(sales) FROM salesdb) + 1) WHERE salesman = 'bantis'; PROFIT I have no idea what you just said... No one does. He's fucking Canadian. Good luck on the contest. Close, but wrong avatar
Wow! You are right. My mistake. Too mucj beer.
That is evil! I should have seen the stars and stripes. All I saw was the ass end of a plane. 
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Protip, run this query every day: INSERT INTO salesdb (sales) VALUES (SELECT MAX(sales) FROM salesdb) + 1) WHERE salesman = 'bantis'; PROFIT I have no idea what you just said... No one does. He's fucking Canadian. Good luck on the contest. Close, but wrong avatar
Wow! You are right. My mistake. Too mucj beer.
HAHAHAHAHA I was also confused. |
