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12/24/2011 1:10:04 PM EDT
Supposedly this big dude is breaking in my house tonight.  Probably goes 300 or so. Not really sure how he is going to get in.  Trying to be prepared.
12/24/2011 1:11:28 PM EDT
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Supposedly this big dude is breaking in my house tonight.  Probably goes 300 or so. Not really sure how he is going to get in.  Trying to be prepared.


Go with hardball.  You're gonna need penetration to get through that jiggle.
12/24/2011 1:12:40 PM EDT
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I'd call the police first if this guy has made threats or said he's going to do this.

ETA nevermind. Maybe he'll leave some gifts!
12/24/2011 1:15:00 PM EDT
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I'd call the police first if this guy has made threats or said he's going to do this.


He said he sees me when I am sleeping.
12/24/2011 1:15:42 PM EDT
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Wait for him in the bushes in the front yard.

Shoot him from behind.

Make sure to put a knife in his hand.

Drag him up to the front porch.

Get real blabby when the cops show up.





























You won't have to worry about Chrismas after all of this.


12/24/2011 1:16:25 PM EDT
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I'd call the police first if this guy has made threats or said he's going to do this.


He said he sees me when I am sleeping.


Best stay up all night! Eat milk and cookies or such.
12/24/2011 1:17:52 PM EDT
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I'd call the police first if this guy has made threats or said he's going to do this.


He said he sees me when I am sleeping.


Best stay up all night! Eat milk and cookies or such.


Somehow he knows when I am awake. I am going to have to setup some sort of motion sensor.
12/24/2011 1:18:58 PM EDT
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I'd call the police first if this guy has made threats or said he's going to do this.


He said he sees me when I am sleeping.


Is your butt ever sore in the morning?
12/24/2011 1:19:14 PM EDT
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I'd call the police first if this guy has made threats or said he's going to do this.


He said he sees me when I am sleeping.


Best stay up all night! Eat milk and cookies or such.


Somehow he knows when I am awake. I am going to have to setup some sort of motion sensor.


Drink. It is the only answer.
12/24/2011 1:21:20 PM EDT
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Guard unconventional entry points.

If he's wearing street colors (like all red), it may be gang related.
12/24/2011 1:31:46 PM EDT
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I'd call the police first if this guy has made threats or said he's going to do this.


He said he sees me when I am sleeping.


Best stay up all night! Eat milk and cookies or such.


Somehow he knows when I am awake. I am going to have to setup some sort of motion sensor.


Drink. It is the only answer.


RN!!!!  Have you been drinking since 0730?  


12/24/2011 1:32:28 PM EDT
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Guard unconventional entry points.

If he's wearing street colors (like all red), it may be gang related.


Even if he's got lube?
12/24/2011 1:39:06 PM EDT
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I'd call the police first if this guy has made threats or said he's going to do this.


He said he sees me when I am sleeping.


Best stay up all night! Eat milk and cookies or such.


Somehow he knows when I am awake. I am going to have to setup some sort of motion sensor.


Drink. It is the only answer.


RN!!!!  Have you been drinking since 0730?  




Nooooooooooo.

I waited until lunch, like a civilized person.
12/24/2011 1:40:06 PM EDT
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I'd call the police first if this guy has made threats or said he's going to do this.


He said he sees me when I am sleeping.


That may not be all he does...
12/24/2011 1:41:24 PM EDT
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Guard unconventional entry points.

If he's wearing street colors (like all red), it may be gang related.


I think it could be gang related. He hangs with a strange crew i think they are illegals.


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12/24/2011 1:41:35 PM EDT
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I'd call the police first if this guy has made threats or said he's going to do this.


He said he sees me when I am sleeping.


That may not be all he does...


Keep talking
12/24/2011 1:42:38 PM EDT
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Don't forget to leave him a beer or something, I'm pretty sure he'll be freakin' tired of the milk and cookies
12/24/2011 1:46:30 PM EDT
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Don't sleep on your belly
12/24/2011 1:51:57 PM EDT
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Wait outside with your rifle you might score some venison.  


12/24/2011 1:57:53 PM EDT
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I'd call the police first if this guy has made threats or said he's going to do this.


He said he sees me when I am sleeping.


That may not be all he does...




12/24/2011 1:59:14 PM EDT
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What round for Santa?
12/24/2011 2:00:44 PM EDT
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What round for Santa?


exactly
12/24/2011 2:03:05 PM EDT
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What round for Santa?


exactly


3- 00Buck then 2 slugs, 12ga of course!