Posted: 12/19/2011 8:50:45 PM EDT
Because they make such great beer, I figured we should pay tribute to the Buddhists by posting some Dali Lama pics.
His Holiness the 14th Dali Lama. |
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Quoted: That's the wrong Dalai Lama, I think you meant this one. http://www.goarch.org/archbishop/demetrios/demetrios07 My ancestors in the Balkans used to have kung fu battles over that very issue. They made it into a movie, Enter the Dragon, starring Chuck Norris. |
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Quoted: Quoted: That's the wrong Dalai Lama, I think you meant this one. http://www.goarch.org/archbishop/demetrios/demetrios07 My ancestors in the Balkans used to have kung fu battles over that very issue. They made it into a movie, Enter the Dragon, starring Chuck Norris. How Bruce Lee became a symbol of peace in the Balkans |
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but caaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrlllllll  |
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So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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