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Posted: 12/12/2011 2:22:20 AM EDT
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Pretty much explains the article. |
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Posted: 12/12/2011 2:23:36 AM EDT
[#2]
Quoted: Reminds me of the subpoena joke.  Continue. |
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Posted: 12/12/2011 2:32:54 AM EDT
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Do you see the resemblance? |
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Posted: 12/12/2011 3:23:11 AM EDT
[#4]
Id bang her till her eyes crossed!
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Posted: 12/12/2011 3:25:08 AM EDT
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Winner of the most painfully exaggerated thread title of the day. You sound.... disappointed. |
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Posted: 12/12/2011 3:47:12 AM EDT
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Those are the craziest googly eyes I've ever seen. Last name Feldman? That thing is scary. |
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:05:55 AM EDT
[#7]
Reminds me of the crazy who offed her lawyer ex-husband and his new wife while they slept. Also from Florida, IIRC.
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:09:41 AM EDT
[#8]
So the lady grabs his nuts, and he just takes it.......for 2 minutes? They deserve to be together.
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:43:49 AM EDT
[#9]
The crazy eye - she has one.
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:48:05 AM EDT
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Quoted: Two bums, one named Rastus and the other named Lyza, met walking downQuoted: Reminds me of the subpoena joke. Continue. the street. "Say Rastus, what you bin doon wit yo self, man?" "Oh, I bin goin to da law school, Lyza, watt's happnen?" "Hey Rastus, maybe you kin hep me wit dis here dock-u-ment" [whereupon Lyza hands Rastus a subpoena he was recently served]. "Lessee, in da law school we learned to break it down into de parts. Ah, sub, ah dat mean `under'; And poena .... Oh! ... Dat mean dey got you by da balls!" Author unknown. |
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Posted: 12/12/2011 12:10:06 PM EDT
[#11]
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The crazy eye - she has one.
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Posted: 12/12/2011 12:15:09 PM EDT
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Quoted: How the deuce do you get a smiley face in a poll? most curious.  |
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Posted: 12/12/2011 2:50:33 PM EDT
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How the deuce do you get a smiley face in a poll? most curious.
Maybe, he is a wizard. |
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Posted: 12/12/2011 2:54:19 PM EDT
[#14]
How did she vicegrip them? I'm not sure she can even see the correct ones with those eyes
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Those are the craziest googly eyes I've ever seen. |
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Posted: 12/12/2011 2:55:43 PM EDT
[#15]
I've heard of teh Crazy eyes, but...
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Posted: 12/12/2011 3:04:24 PM EDT
[#16]
This thread is balls.
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Posted: 12/12/2011 3:04:25 PM EDT
[#17]
AY CHIHUAHUA!! MIS HUEVOS!!!!!!
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Posted: 12/12/2011 3:05:37 PM EDT
[#18]
Well... at least when ever she looks at you straight on she'd also be watchin' your back...
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Posted: 12/12/2011 3:35:33 PM EDT
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That right eye seems problematic No. The left eye is confirmed crazy, so the right eye does not trust it, and will not look away. |
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Posted: 12/12/2011 3:46:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: My brother's second wife did something similar to him twice (grabbed his family jewels). The first time he told her to never do it again. The second time she did it he knocked her out with a fist. She filed charges on him and a judge evicted him from their home with the kids. That was about 20 years ago. Times may have changed but domestic violence can be one hellacious mess for a family. He should have filed first... Bet she didn't do it again though. |
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Posted: 12/12/2011 3:47:06 PM EDT
[#21]
I would beat her until Jesus tapped me on the shoulder.
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Posted: 12/12/2011 3:50:58 PM EDT
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Daym!!!!! That bitch could pick apples and look for snakes at the same time!!!! CAN'T BREATHE!! LOL!!!!!!! 
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:00:44 PM EDT
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"Charlie M? CHARLIE M? You make me pop the eye out of your fuckin' head your nut with Vise-Grips to protect that piece of shit?"
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:02:23 PM EDT
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Did she ever find her ring?
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:13:47 PM EDT
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15 K$ ring for THAT? Took a while, but that was my reaction, too. |
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:19:07 PM EDT
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Of course she misplaced her ring. How could she not? |
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:23:29 PM EDT
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Never mind the "for that", $15k for a ring is insane any way you slice it. I mean, you can get a transferrable M16 and plenty of ammo for that money.
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:23:50 PM EDT
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Wasn't me. Now that was funny. I'm sorry but I laughed at your expense. |
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:26:06 PM EDT
[#29]
Oh HELL yeah I gotta tag this!
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:28:11 PM EDT
[#30]
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"Look at my balls, officer! LOOK AT THEM." 
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:28:56 PM EDT
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15 K$ ring for THAT? word for word brother. |
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:29:47 PM EDT
[#32]
That chick is cockeyed.
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:39:54 PM EDT
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In the Stalin-era Soviet Union, prison investigators would torture prisoners by stepping on their testicles with steel-toed boots. Most men would talk as the pressure became unbearable.
Some did not. |
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:40:38 PM EDT
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My balls hurt just by reading that. |
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:41:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:45:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:50:29 PM EDT
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That would hurt. Bitch would get knocked out, and I don't hit women. Well, once, and in a similar situation. If any of you were around in the 1980s and a teen around oh, say 16 years old, you'll understand. One of the horrible fashions or that time for guys, were these silk looking shorts. Sure, they were comfortable, and on girls, looked absolutely fantastic, but in retrospect, were not real manly on us. Anyway. I was at the river house with my girlfriend and her cousin. We'd been drinking and swimming and other things and I got tired, and I passed out on the recliner under the a/c. Cousin, hot as she was, decides it's a bright idea to get a lighter and see how flammable my nuts were. Answer? Nuts are indeed flammable when shorts are set on fire first. Drunk bitch was down there trying to blow the fire out. I just felt warm at first, and cracked open an eye to see her on her knees between my legs with her lips half an inch from my pecker. Heaven right? Until, the intense pain actually woke me up. I leaned forward and swung for the nearest thing to my pain, hitting her in the chin as she tried to stand up and knocking her out cold.Then I noticed the actual fire that had spread rapidly along my groin area. In less than a second, the girlfriend threw a glass of water on it, putting it out. I was pissed. I did receive restitution from the cousin about a week after the incident. So I guess all went well. Tell us about this "restitution". LC |
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:55:30 PM EDT
[#38]
$15K grand...on that bitch
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Posted: 12/12/2011 5:12:21 PM EDT
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Wasn't me. Now that was funny. I'm sorry but I laughed at your expense. It sure wasn't funny at the time, and I'm glad all I have for a souvenir is a scar, but I can laugh about it now. Thank God they were able to save Lefty. 
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Posted: 12/12/2011 5:18:35 PM EDT
[#40]
She sees most of what you did there
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Posted: 12/12/2011 5:21:07 PM EDT
[#41]
DAMN, if there were ever CRAZY EYES, that bitch got em fo sure!!!!
Crazy eyed bitch.
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Posted: 12/12/2011 5:25:21 PM EDT
[#42]
She has crazy eyes like this
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Posted: 12/12/2011 5:29:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2011 5:54:34 PM EDT
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That 'atchaforya' disease will getcha every time.
(One eye lookin' atcha & the other eye lo0kin' for ya.) |
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Posted: 12/17/2011 10:07:45 AM EDT
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I would be lying on the couch too if I spent 15k on a wedding ring.
She proceeds to monkey grab the peach on me that prison time would be worth it. There would be so much beating going on they would have to add a dubstep remix to it. |
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Posted: 12/17/2011 10:28:47 AM EDT
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