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Posted: 6/17/2002 1:54:57 AM EDT
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I'll remember this the next time I jump the fence at the zoo...
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Originally Posted By DoubleFeed: I am currently trying to figure out how to construct a personal forcefield [;D]
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Don't shower for a few days, that ought to do the trick...
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Reminds me of someone I used to know all too well.
Link Posted: 6/17/2002 3:12:26 AM EDT
Ya know, that's what I love about this joint; you learn something new every single day! Thanks, Tatjana. [;)]
Link Posted: 6/17/2002 4:31:16 AM EDT
When I saw the pic, I thought it was going to be about that old '50's sci-fi movie, "The Giant Gila Monster". The one where they blow the lizard up with a hot-rod full of explosives. Now that's the way to get rid of a Gila Monster[:D]. Instead I get useful information...LOL. After seeing just how fast gators are when I lived in FL, I don't underestimate any reptile's capability. Ross
Link Posted: 6/17/2002 3:31:03 PM EDT
Tatjana, a little gila monster trivia, according to ER room records over 60 % of people bitten are "under the influence", apparently people with a buzz like to tease these lizards because they APPEAR to be fat and slow , they soon find out otherwise. -roger
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Maybe they just fell down drunk and landed in a mess of Gilas! Eric The(Monsters,ThatIs!)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 6/17/2002 3:47:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By tatjana: What not to do if a Gila monster bite occurs: * Do not use stun gun electric shock treatment
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When I think of a Gila monster bite..........the stun gun wound treatment ALWAYS is the first option.[whacko] LMFAO.
Link Posted: 6/17/2002 4:29:14 PM EDT
Damn, am I the only one who thinks tatjana is cool?! In addition to being a member of the opposite sex, she is knowledgeable about firearms, survival, (many other things I'm not aware of), and even how to respond to the ever threatening Gila monster. (which are rampant here in the central eastern U.S.(!?!) (jk)) 'Tat, you ever think of moving to VA? =) -ls
Link Posted: 6/17/2002 4:29:40 PM EDT
I still think Tatjana looks hot in those BDUs [:D].
Link Posted: 6/17/2002 4:37:56 PM EDT
O boy, another ass kiss fest.
Link Posted: 6/17/2002 8:22:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Nekkid80:
Originally Posted By tatjana: What not to do if a Gila monster bite occurs: * Do not use stun gun electric shock treatment
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When I think of a Gila monster bite..........the stun gun wound treatment ALWAYS is the first option.[whacko] LMFAO.
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But, but, can you use the stun gun on the Gila Monster?
Link Posted: 6/17/2002 8:33:31 PM EDT
I'd rather be bitten by that thing than a Komodo Dragon. Those darn things have the nastiest bacteria known to man in their mouths. One or two days later, you're a dead man. Of couse, being native to Indonesia, I guess it's not something the average Joe has to worry about.
Link Posted: 6/17/2002 8:37:44 PM EDT
Nah.... Step 6 on was to follow the guide of a skilled chef... Kill, the Gila then Skin, clean, slice and dice... batter up in seasoned flour and cook over an open fire in a bit of hot oil... Tastes like chicken... Ted....
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Originally Posted By prk: Reminds me of someone I used to know all too well.
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Oh, yeah. I knew her, too.
Link Posted: 6/17/2002 8:44:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MurderSHO45: O boy, another ass kiss fest.
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Well if you got to kiss someones ass , who's else would you rather kiss ?
Link Posted: 6/17/2002 9:24:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Waverunner: I'll remember this the next time I jump the fence at the zoo...
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Homosexual Bestiality....... Interesting......You go often?
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Oh, the horror! Have they made it into Colorado? Now I'm going to have nightmares, thanks Alot!
Link Posted: 6/17/2002 10:40:09 PM EDT
I have never seen one in central Missouri. Thanks for the info just in case I run into one while out hunting. [:)] medcop
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 12:12:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By tatjana: * Do not use stun gun electric shock treatment
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What about OC spray? If the stun gun doesn't work when I'm injured I usually hose myself down with Fox. WTF?
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 5:06:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Waverunner: I'll remember this the next time I jump the fence at the zoo...
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Ha! Ha! Ha! That's a good one Waverunner! You should worry more of the bad guys than this little critter. [:)]
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