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11/6/2011 1:30:14 PM EDT
Chocolate Bock is embarrassing and tastes like shit.  Please don't make this beer again.

Sincerely,
hondaciv
11/6/2011 1:30:53 PM EDT
[#1]
I do not think I would buy a beer with a name like that.
11/6/2011 1:32:40 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
I do not think I would buy a beer with a name like that.


+1

Also, Sam Adams is going downhill with its specialty shit.

Although I had a couple Young's Double Chocolate Stouts last night and it was yummy.
11/6/2011 1:34:16 PM EDT
[#3]
Why in the fuck would you buy a "chocolate" beer?
11/6/2011 1:35:26 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Why in the fuck would you buy a "chocolate" beer?


It was in their Holiday variety pack.
11/6/2011 1:36:15 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Why in the fuck would you buy a "chocolate" beer?
It's good, trust me.



11/6/2011 1:51:37 PM EDT
[#6]
I have tried several of there beers, and none of them impressed me.  IMO they are all shit.  Shiner FTMFW!

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11/6/2011 1:57:42 PM EDT
[#7]
11/6/2011 2:00:08 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
I have tried several of there beers, and none of them impressed me.  IMO they are all shit.  Shiner FTMFW!

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Hush, beer people are talking about real beer.





To the topic at hand, chocolate does not belong in a bock.  A good bock is almost too sweet by it nature.
Cocolate should be saved for the stouts.  All that roasted barley benefits greatly by it.

Now I'm thirsty.  
11/6/2011 2:00:11 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Why in the fuck would you buy a "chocolate" beer?


I'm more concerned with how he knows what shit tastes like.



11/6/2011 2:00:20 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
I do not think I would buy a beer with a name like that.


It does sound a little gay.
11/6/2011 2:00:43 PM EDT
[#11]
Someone gave me a few chocolate stouts.

Hard to imagine a less drinkable beer.
11/6/2011 2:02:17 PM EDT
[#12]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Why in the fuck would you buy a "chocolate" beer?
It's good, trust me.



http://365beers.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/youngs_double_chocolate_stout.jpg?w=470



That is very good. Chocolate, coffee and some beers all share some of the same taste characteristics.





 
11/6/2011 2:02:22 PM EDT
[#13]
Their OctoberFest is terrible also.  Won an award in Germany my ass.

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11/6/2011 2:02:57 PM EDT
[#14]
Sam Adams Winter Lager is also full of fail. Please make Octoberfest all year.
11/6/2011 2:03:34 PM EDT
[#15]
You ignored the name and paid the price. Stupid games and all that.
11/6/2011 2:03:49 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Their OctoberFest is terrible also.  Won an award in Germany my ass.

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Your tongue, you should bite it!
11/6/2011 2:04:38 PM EDT
[#17]
Chocolate Bock.... Sounds like shit!

11/6/2011 2:08:13 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Their OctoberFest is terrible also.  Won an award in Germany my ass.

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Your tongue, you should bite it!


+1
11/6/2011 2:11:27 PM EDT
[#19]


I have two of them in the fridge right now.
11/6/2011 2:12:26 PM EDT
[#20]
their cherry lambic or whatever is god aweful, someone always gives me a sam adams winter variety pack and that stuff is undrinkable,

this coming from a fraternity  alumni with a less than picky palate.
11/6/2011 2:13:33 PM EDT
[#21]
and no more of that cherry wheat garbage either...
11/6/2011 2:17:02 PM EDT
[#22]
Fucking stupid specialty beers.  You get what is coming to you for purchasing that shit in the first place.  Coors Light or Miller High Life FOR THE FUCKING WIN!



Wife, grab my flame suit.




11/6/2011 2:17:51 PM EDT
[#23]
mmm   beer porn
11/6/2011 2:17:58 PM EDT
[#24]
Their Latitude 48 IPA is outstanding.
11/6/2011 2:18:26 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
their cherry lambic or whatever is god aweful, someone always gives me a sam adams winter variety pack and that stuff is undrinkable,

this coming from a fraternity  alumni with a less than picky palate.


Cranberry Lambic is OK if you want a different taste once or twice.  Cherry Wheat is some of the most disgusting crap ever.  

If they still have Old Fezziwig's Ale in the winter packs, they aren't too bad.
11/6/2011 2:18:51 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Fucking stupid specialty beers.  You get what is coming to you for purchasing that shit in the first place.  Coors Light or Miller High Life FOR THE FUCKING WIN!



Wife, grab my flame suit.




No need for a flame suit with all that watered down garbage you're drinking

11/6/2011 2:19:43 PM EDT
[#27]

there/their



aweful/awful




This thread has spelling & beer fail all over it.






11/6/2011 2:20:27 PM EDT
[#28]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Fucking stupid specialty beers.  You get what is coming to you for purchasing that shit in the first place.  Coors Light or Miller High Life FOR THE FUCKING WIN!
Wife, grab my flame suit.
No need for a flame suit with all that watered down garbage you're drinking





LOL.  He's fire-proof.  

 
11/6/2011 2:21:43 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Their Latitude 48 IPA is outstanding.


Thumbs down.  Very bland to me.  I'm more of a Porter, Stout, or Hefe-Weizen fan, but I have dabbled in IPA drinking at times.
11/6/2011 2:23:20 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Fucking stupid specialty beers.  You get what is coming to you for purchasing that shit in the first place.  Coors Light or Miller High Life FOR THE FUCKING WIN!



Wife, grab my flame suit.




No need for a flame suit with all that watered down garbage you're drinking




No, no, no.....the proper answer is Get Both.


11/6/2011 2:32:31 PM EDT
[#31]


Never had it, but a little bit of chocolate malt goes a long way when it comes to brewing. I don't much care for it in a beer except in very small amounts.
11/6/2011 2:40:33 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Fucking stupid specialty beers.  You get what is coming to you for purchasing that shit in the first place.  Coors Light or Miller High Life FOR THE FUCKING WIN!



Wife, grab my flame suit.




No need for a flame suit with all that watered down garbage you're drinking




No, no, no.....the proper answer is Get Both.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h222/abn_fdc/a200a522.jpg


Is that Paulaner on the bottom?
11/6/2011 2:41:50 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Fucking stupid specialty beers.  You get what is coming to you for purchasing that shit in the first place.  Coors Light or Miller High Life FOR THE FUCKING WIN!



Wife, grab my flame suit.






FUCK YEA!

All that foo-foo beer gives me the chocolates.... If I wanted honey.. I'd eat some... If I wanted berry's... I'd eat some.... If I wanted chocolate... I'd buy a fucking hershey bar.


Make it bud light for me.... the rest of you godless heathens can drink that other crap! !









11/6/2011 2:43:12 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Fucking stupid specialty beers.  You get what is coming to you for purchasing that shit in the first place.  Coors Light or Miller High Life FOR THE FUCKING WIN!



Wife, grab my flame suit.




No need for a flame suit with all that watered down garbage you're drinking




No, no, no.....the proper answer is Get Both.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h222/abn_fdc/a200a522.jpg


Is that Paulaner on the bottom?


Yep...
11/6/2011 2:44:40 PM EDT
[#35]
This thread is full of face palm. People claiming Bud Light and Coors Light are 'real' beers while craft beers are 'foo foo' beers. So confused.
11/6/2011 2:44:55 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
I have tried several of there beers, and none of them impressed me.  IMO they are all shit.  Shiner FTMFW!

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Have to say, I tried Shiner and wasn't all that impressed with the taste. It wasn't horrible, don't get me wrong. But nothing spectacular like Arf seems to think.
11/6/2011 2:45:37 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Why in the fuck would you buy a "chocolate" beer?
It's good, trust me.

http://365beers.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/youngs_double_chocolate_stout.jpg?w=470



that's the top of the chocolate stout heap for sure.
11/6/2011 2:45:49 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Fucking stupid specialty beers.  You get what is coming to you for purchasing that shit in the first place.  Coors Light or Miller High Life FOR THE FUCKING WIN!



Wife, grab my flame suit.




No need for a flame suit with all that watered down garbage you're drinking




No, no, no.....the proper answer is Get Both.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h222/abn_fdc/a200a522.jpg


Is that Paulaner on the bottom?


Yep...


Good man! I haven't had any in a really long time..
11/6/2011 2:48:37 PM EDT
[#39]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Their OctoberFest is terrible also.  Won an award in Germany my ass.



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Your tongue, you should bite it!


Mac_Fan is correct, Winter Lager is far better than the crap they call Oktoberfest. Of course, drinking Hofbräu in München is far superior to both.



 
11/6/2011 2:49:10 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
This thread is full of face palm. People claiming Bud Light and Coors Light are 'real' beers while craft beers are 'foo foo' beers. So confused.


11/6/2011 2:53:17 PM EDT
[#41]
I've always found that Sam Adams specialty beers are nothing more than a failure imitation of other brands. The only one worth a shit was their Irish Red, but that still sucked compared to Killian's.

Fuck, I think their Boston Lager is horrible too.

Great marketing, but not so good beer. Much like Corona, but at least SA is tolerable.
11/6/2011 2:55:00 PM EDT
[#42]
Hell!  I thought this was a thread for the Sam Adams - Portland Or-E-Gon Mayor!  Don't worry.  Your first impression is CORRECT.  He IS a retard.







 
11/6/2011 2:55:23 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Their Latitude 48 IPA is outstanding.


Thumbs down.  Very bland to me.  I'm more of a Porter, Stout, or Hefe-Weizen fan, but I have dabbled in IPA drinking at times.


Did you have your tongue cauterized?  Of all the descriptions that could be made of their IPA, "bland" isn't one of them.
11/6/2011 2:58:45 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Their Latitude 48 IPA is outstanding.


Thumbs down.  Very bland to me.  I'm more of a Porter, Stout, or Hefe-Weizen fan, but I have dabbled in IPA drinking at times.


Did you have your tongue cauterized?  Of all the descriptions that could be made of their IPA, "bland" isn't one of them.


Really wasn't impressed, seemed flavorless and week.  My buddy, who is a hardcore IPA fan thought the same.

Maybe I'll pick up a 6 pack this week and give it another shot.
11/6/2011 2:59:30 PM EDT
[#45]
[Edit cuz im retarded and havent learned to properly quote yet

And Porters! chocolate porter is always on my cold weather list. If you havent indulged in the sweet, thick motor oil like goodness that is chocolate porter... do so

11/6/2011 3:01:50 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Why in the fuck would you buy a "chocolate" beer?


Chocolate refers to the type of malt.  Not candy chocolate.  

At least, with Young's that's the case.  I don't think there's any actual chocolate in that beer.
11/6/2011 3:03:57 PM EDT
[#47]
I proudly submit "Hoptober" as a seasonal specialty brew from New Holland brewery to unfuck the OP's beer selection.
11/6/2011 3:13:21 PM EDT
[#48]
I have never liked any of that over thought bullshit that they call beer.
11/6/2011 3:15:28 PM EDT
[#49]
I had a 'Black and Brew' last night and it was pretty good! Espresso and beer. Smooth and refreshing with caffeine. Not my top beer but definately drinkable!
11/6/2011 3:18:31 PM EDT
[#50]
Sam Adams cherry wheat is terrible as well, avoid it
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