The best one on Futurama.
Fire all weapons and set a transmission frequency for my victory yodel.
We fight this battle not for ourselves, but for our children, and our children's children, which is why I'm forming a children's brigade.
Ladies, you're under arrest. Prepare to be boarded again and again
Zapp Brannigan: Magnify that death sphere.
[Screen zooms in on a pixelated death sphere]
Zapp Brannigan: Why is it still blurry?
Kif Kroker: That's all the resolution we have. Making it bigger doesn't make it clearer.
Zapp Brannigan: It does on CSI Miami.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
Kif Kroker: Well, sir, I'm a little nervous about meeting her parents.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Of course you are. You're meek and uninteresting.
Kif, I'm sensing a very sensual disturbance in the force. Prepare for ship-to-ship intimacy.
It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot the one thing: rock crushes scissors.
But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper. Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper. And bring me a rock.
Kif Kroker: Captain, may I have a word with you?
Captain Zapp Brannigan: No.
Kif Kroker: It's an emergency, sir.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Come back when it's a catastrophe.
[a huge rumbling is heard]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Oh, very well.