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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - LOL...Siri

Posted: 10/14/2011 12:49:23 PM EDT

Alright, lets hear what you've thought of asking Siri.

I'll start: "I'm tired"
Siri says something cute about getting some sleep and it'll be there when I get up
I say: "Can I get a blowjob first?"
Siri: "There are 8 escort services nearby"

Posted: 10/14/2011 12:50:47 PM EDT

[#1]

video or GTFO

Posted: 10/14/2011 12:54:26 PM EDT

[#2]

what the fuck is siri?

Poop.

Posted: 10/14/2011 12:56:06 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

Alright, lets hear what you've thought of asking Siri.

I'll start: "I'm tired"

Siri says something cute about getting some sleep and it'll be there when I get up

I say: "Can I get a blowjob first?"

Siri: "There are 8 escort services nearby"

Siri delete all contacts. Confirm.

(Android user here)

Posted: 10/14/2011 12:58:01 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
what the fuck is siri?

Poop.

It's the new iPhone 4S voice helper gimmick.

Posted: 10/14/2011 12:58:37 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Alright, lets hear what you've thought of asking Siri.

I'll start: "I'm tired"
Siri says something cute about getting some sleep and it'll be there when I get up
I say: "Can I get a blowjob first?"
Siri: "There are 8 escort services nearby"

Siri delete all contacts. Confirm.

(Android user here)

"Sorry, I'm not allowed to delete contacts."

I just tried it.

Posted: 10/14/2011 1:00:36 PM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 10/14/2011 1:01:56 PM EDT

[#7]

lol... shakes tiny fist...

Posted: 10/14/2011 1:02:29 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt103cJ70a1qcbo9lo1_500.jpg

Quit spying on my office dammit.

Posted: 10/14/2011 1:04:10 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt103cJ70a1qcbo9lo1_500.jpg

Quit spying on my office dammit.

Just because I might know where it is, does NOT make me a stalker...

no homo

Posted: 10/14/2011 2:08:41 PM EDT

[#10]

Where was obama born? ha

Posted: 10/14/2011 2:13:12 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Where was obama born? ha

It says "Honolulu, Hawaii." Apple...

Posted: 10/14/2011 2:18:48 PM EDT

[#12]

ask it what color my penis is

Posted: 10/14/2011 3:15:26 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Where was obama born? ha

It says "Honolulu, Hawaii." Apple...

Ha. OK , your device has malfunctioned.

Posted: 10/14/2011 3:17:56 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

ask it what color my penis is

"Trick question. DanTSX has no penis."

Posted: 10/14/2011 3:34:24 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
ask it what color my penis is

"Trick question. DanTSX has no penis."

Posted: 10/14/2011 3:36:10 PM EDT

[#16]

Why are boobs good?

Ala Joe Dirt for you less educated folk

Posted: 10/14/2011 3:40:29 PM EDT

[#17]

Posted: 10/14/2011 3:40:41 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
ask it what color my penis is

"Trick question. DanTSX has no penis."

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Posted: 10/14/2011 3:44:31 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
http://www.a-i.com/images/iHal.png

ask it to open the pod bay doors, and then lulz.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - LOL...Siri