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10/11/2011 6:17:07 AM EDT













Bacon ends and pieces

Four eggs, sunny side up, fried in bacon grease

Onions sauteed in clarified butter

Coffee with coconut milk

SIG-Sauer P6




I love that greasy lip feeling after having bacon.
10/11/2011 6:26:25 AM EDT
[#1]
Did you cook it?
10/11/2011 6:27:25 AM EDT
[#2]
pic of your new stove and bathroom
10/11/2011 6:27:34 AM EDT
[#3]



Quoted:


Did you cook it?


Absolutely.  I do all my own cooking.

 
10/11/2011 6:31:34 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Did you cook it?

Absolutely.  I do all my own cooking.  


Then 0/10. Slob. Look, leftovers on the table from last night! Or a week ago!
10/11/2011 6:34:22 AM EDT
[#5]
Can't go wrong with bacon
10/11/2011 6:35:30 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
pic of your new stove and bathroom


Oh please no.
10/11/2011 6:36:30 AM EDT
[#7]
I'd eat it, 10+



Warm buttered rye toast please
10/11/2011 6:38:26 AM EDT
[#8]
Eating like that will get you closer to actually seeing Eazy E

No hot sauce

No pepper on eggs

8/10
10/11/2011 6:38:59 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Quoted:
pic of your new stove and bathroom


Oh please no.


What has been seen...

10/11/2011 6:39:01 AM EDT
[#10]
Is this some low carb shenanigans?
10/11/2011 6:39:53 AM EDT
[#11]
I'd eat it.  
10/11/2011 6:40:31 AM EDT
[#12]
-1 for the Sig
-1 no rifle
-1 no grits
-1 no biscuits to sop that egg yoke with
-1 no blade (not even a butter knife)
-1 no tobasco sauce for that lil extra flava
-1 no red bull (nectre of the gods)
-1 you had to cook it yourself (that's womenz job)

2/10
10/11/2011 6:40:37 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:

Then 0/10. Slob. Look, leftovers on the table from last night! Or a week ago!


You're a woman aren't you?
10/11/2011 6:41:28 AM EDT
[#14]



Quoted:



Quoted:


Quoted:




Quoted:

Did you cook it?


Absolutely.  I do all my own cooking.  




Then 0/10. Slob. Look, leftovers on the table from last night! Or a week ago!




You're a woman aren't you?


No shit.  Tell me how the presentation of a pile of bacon and four eggs is supposed to look.

 
10/11/2011 6:41:37 AM EDT
[#15]
Looks good, but a bit greasy/oily.

I'm having cereal with a banana.

Quoted:
Is this some low carb shenanigans?


Looks like it.
10/11/2011 6:44:34 AM EDT
[#16]
Can't go wrong with bacon and eggs.



Would be perfect with some home fries and rye toast.

10/11/2011 6:45:25 AM EDT
[#17]





Quoted:



Looks good, but a bit greasy/oily.





I'm having cereal with a banana.
Quoted:


Is this some low carb shenanigans?






Looks like it.



As mentioned above, having fried eggs without bread/biscuit to sop up the yolk is ridiculous.

 






2/10    because of bacon.

 
10/11/2011 6:47:45 AM EDT
[#18]
8.625/10

Looks good
10/11/2011 6:47:48 AM EDT
[#19]
i've seen your kitchen and therefore would not eat

because of this i award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul
10/11/2011 6:49:02 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Looks good, but a bit greasy/oily.

I'm having cereal with a banana.

Quoted:
Is this some low carb shenanigans?


Looks like it.

As mentioned above, having fried eggs without bread/biscuit to sop up the yolk is ridiculous.  

2/10    because of bacon.
 


Pretty much.

I'd also like to add:

Sunny side up > over easy.
10/11/2011 6:50:22 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Then 0/10. Slob. Look, leftovers on the table from last night! Or a week ago!


You're a woman aren't you?


See that shower posted up there? That's where Easy bathes.

Food looks good, and I'd eat it. Hell, it's eggs and bacon. But knowing where it came from...fuck that.
10/11/2011 6:54:19 AM EDT
[#22]
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Quoted:
Quoted:
pic of your new stove and bathroom


Oh please no.


What has been seen...

http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd448/nrice1/GrossShowercopycopy.jpg


I was gonna say "NOT AGAIN" but that made me laugh and throw up at the same time. Well done. Anyone have a link to the original thread?


PS - Maybe you can get those 19 people at walmart to sling some bleach around in your bathroom.
10/11/2011 6:57:17 AM EDT
[#23]
-1 No long guns
-1 No folding or fixed blade
-1 No toast to soak up runny'ness from eggs

7/10. I'd eat it.
10/11/2011 7:08:57 AM EDT
[#24]



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Quoted:


Quoted:



Then 0/10. Slob. Look, leftovers on the table from last night! Or a week ago!




You're a woman aren't you?




See that shower posted up there? That's where Easy bathes.



Food looks good, and I'd eat it. Hell, it's eggs and bacon. But knowing where it came from...fuck that.


I love how you guys think that shit is real.  I don't fucking live like that.  I'm as Felix Unger as they come.  If you really want to press it, I can give you the names of no less than three members who have seen where I live, and how I live.  

 
10/11/2011 7:23:08 AM EDT
[#25]
ummm.......your eggs are not done........
10/11/2011 7:34:14 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:

See that shower posted up there? That's where Easy bathes.

Food looks good, and I'd eat it. Hell, it's eggs and bacon. But knowing where it came from...fuck that.


I've seen his stove in a couple pics before, it wasn't spotless but as long as the pans are clean a little splattered food on the stove is no big deal.  I've seen worse.  

Now the shower pic on the other hand I wouldn't step in there without hip boots on.  The dead scrubbing bubble made me LOL.

Easy if that really is your shower, for the love of god please clean that mother.
10/11/2011 7:38:04 AM EDT
[#27]
Looks good,but the pistol is backwards.
10/11/2011 7:42:55 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
8.625/10

Looks good


This
10/11/2011 8:22:07 AM EDT
[#29]
No hash browns?
7/10
10/11/2011 8:30:57 AM EDT
[#30]
You need some hash browns/home fries. Also, no juice and you added coconut milk to your coffee.

7/10
10/11/2011 8:32:21 AM EDT
[#31]
8/10

no toast or juice
10/11/2011 8:32:37 AM EDT
[#32]



Quoted:


You need some hash browns/home fries.



8/10


The only potatoes I stock are sweet potatoes, and I know I'd get massively shit on for that, so I omitted.  

 
10/11/2011 8:40:47 AM EDT
[#33]
How are you not fat?

10/11/2011 8:40:56 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
I love how you guys think that shit is real.  I don't fucking live like that.  I'm as Felix Unger as they come.  If you really want to press it, I can give you the names of no less than three members who have seen where I live, and how I live.    


You're telling us that the whole dirty ass stove and bathroom wasn't yours?

I'm not sure I'm buying that.

If so, great troll last time for sure.



10/11/2011 8:49:46 AM EDT
[#35]





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How are you not fat?








Not sure if serious....

 






Eating fat doesn't make you fat.







Eggs- 4x70cal= 280cal


Bacon- 4? servings x 80cal= 320cal


Onion- 10 cal


Fat- 2x120 cal= 240cal







Total=850cal, give or take.  That's not that much.  And honestly, I probably have no less than 1900 additional calories to work with today.  Plus, I'm probably gonna ride my bike an hour or two this afternoon, so I'll probably use up breakfast and be negative by the time I'm done.  I've lost about two inches off my middle since I moved to AZ, and that's in spite of a diet that I would call mediocre at best.  U jelly?