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9/29/2011 2:55:26 AM EDT
I just got done watching this on IFC........I don't know if I loved it or hated it......WTF. Can someone explain what the hell that movie was about?
9/29/2011 2:58:40 AM EDT
[#1]
he died
9/29/2011 2:59:37 AM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
he died


Yes, yes he did.

9/29/2011 3:03:57 AM EDT
[#3]
that movie was a trian wreck, from the description on Netflicks , i just want my time back
9/29/2011 3:11:03 AM EDT
[#4]
I enjoyed it, even though it didn't go the way I expected.  Obviously it was a very small budget film, but I thought they did well with what they had.

Slave Fight Scene
9/29/2011 3:14:59 AM EDT
[#5]
I tried watching it twice and never did figure it out. The mute guy had the best lines as the other mostly grunted. Must be a Norse thing.

9/29/2011 3:18:48 AM EDT
[#6]
most don't like it.   i thought it was an interesting movie
9/29/2011 3:19:09 AM EDT
[#7]
Started off good then went weird and the end was a total fucking let down.






9/29/2011 3:22:33 AM EDT
[#8]
I liked it. They ended up in Canada and the Indians killed him.
9/29/2011 3:55:13 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
I just got done watching this on IFC........I don't know if I loved it or hated it......WTF. Can someone explain what the hell that movie was about?


what I got from it, by sacrificing himself (the opposite of all he was and had learned) he saves the boy, the one pure and innocent thing he had known fullfilling his purpose in this life (reason for the visions and introduction of the  christians/crusades).

A simple story of the dichotomy of man set in a simplistic environment where the main struggle is life and death.
9/29/2011 4:15:32 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
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I just got done watching this on IFC........I don't know if I loved it or hated it......WTF. Can someone explain what the hell that movie was about?


what I got from it, by sacrificing himself (the opposite of all he was and had learned) he saves the boy, the one pure and innocent thing he had known fullfilling his purpose in this life (reason for the visions and introduction of the  christians/crusades).

A simple story of the dichotomy of man set in a simplistic environment where the main struggle is life and death.


Good summary.
9/29/2011 4:21:48 AM EDT
[#11]
that was indeed a bit of a strange flick. So many things not really fleshed out or explained. I could go with the sacraficing himself angle, but if so why would he have visions early on of him dying?

I had to watch it twice.
9/29/2011 4:24:25 AM EDT
[#12]
That film is art like dropping a deuce on canvas and finger painting "poop" on it.
9/29/2011 4:25:35 AM EDT
[#13]
Towards the end, when he turned to see the natives, I thought it was gonna be a bloody fight scene, would have been nice to see him go down fighting.
9/29/2011 4:26:47 AM EDT
[#14]
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that was indeed a bit of a strange flick. So many things not really fleshed out or explained. I could go with the sacraficing himself angle, but if so why would he have visions early on of him dying?

I had to watch it twice.


takes a great deal of "faith" to continue on a quest that may end in your death.
9/29/2011 4:27:10 AM EDT
[#15]
weird movie
9/29/2011 4:28:13 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Quoted:
that was indeed a bit of a strange flick. So many things not really fleshed out or explained. I could go with the sacraficing himself angle, but if so why would he have visions early on of him dying?

I had to watch it twice.


takes a great deal of "faith" to continue on a quest that may end in your death.


Hmmm...I shall think on this.
9/29/2011 4:29:49 AM EDT
[#17]
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Towards the end, when he turned to see the natives, I thought it was gonna be a bloody fight scene, would have been nice to see him go down fighting.


it wasn't a rocky movie (ie popcorn movie).

you folks need to think about why christianity was introduced, who else sacrificed himself?
9/29/2011 5:18:21 AM EDT
[#18]
I watched it twice.  I hate myself for that. I had to recommend it to my Norwegian friend though.

Decent fight scenes at the beginning after that......trainwreck.
9/29/2011 6:51:34 AM EDT
[#19]



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Quoted:

I just got done watching this on IFC........I don't know if I loved it or hated it......WTF. Can someone explain what the hell that movie was about?




what I got from it, by sacrificing himself (the opposite of all he was and had learned) he saves the boy, the one pure and innocent thing he had known fullfilling his purpose in this life (reason for the visions and introduction of the  christians/crusades).



A simple story of the dichotomy of man set in a simplistic environment where the main struggle is life and death.



Ooo, check out the big brain on Oliver.





 
9/29/2011 12:03:38 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:

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I just got done watching this on IFC........I don't know if I loved it or hated it......WTF. Can someone explain what the hell that movie was about?


what I got from it, by sacrificing himself (the opposite of all he was and had learned) he saves the boy, the one pure and innocent thing he had known fullfilling his purpose in this life (reason for the visions and introduction of the  christians/crusades).

A simple story of the dichotomy of man set in a simplistic environment where the main struggle is life and death.

Ooo, check out the big brain on Oliver.

 



Yeah, I'm just a simpleton, I didn't understand any of that, I just nodded my head and smiled.

9/29/2011 12:05:10 PM EDT
[#21]
Can there be a part 2 where the now saved kid wanders off and either starves to death slowly or the natives get him and peel his skin off with seashells?  
9/29/2011 12:05:50 PM EDT
[#22]
I pretty much got that same reaction -felt like id had my memory erased after the end credits as I wasnt quite sure WTF had just taken place.
9/29/2011 12:38:58 PM EDT
[#23]
The warrior was Odin in the flesh. His death is symblomatic of the encroachment of Christianity.
9/29/2011 4:36:00 PM EDT
[#24]
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The warrior was Odin in the flesh. His death is symblomatic of the encroachment of Christianity.


that makes sense.
9/29/2011 4:39:05 PM EDT
[#25]



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Quoted:

The warrior was Odin in the flesh. His death is symblomatic of the encroachment of Christianity.




that makes sense.


I kind of thought everyone knew that, since they couldn't have made it more obvious that he was supposed to be Odin.



 
9/29/2011 4:42:51 PM EDT
[#26]
I literally had to force myself to watch about an hour of it. Then I spent the rest of the day contemplating a full frontal lobotomy.

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9/29/2011 4:49:24 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
I literally had to force myself to watch about an hour of it. Then I spent the rest of the day contemplating a full frontal lobotomy.

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So what did you decide on that?
9/29/2011 4:51:35 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
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Quoted:
I just got done watching this on IFC........I don't know if I loved it or hated it......WTF. Can someone explain what the hell that movie was about?


what I got from it, by sacrificing himself (the opposite of all he was and had learned) he saves the boy, the one pure and innocent thing he had known fullfilling his purpose in this life (reason for the visions and introduction of the  christians/crusades).

A simple story of the dichotomy of man set in a simplistic environment where the main struggle is life and death.


Good summary.


Uh, he left the boy in a strange continent surrounded by the same savages who just beat him to death for the hell of it. Not exactly a "save" in my book.

Also, just how was he captured in the first place if he was so Conan he couldn't lose???

Weird movie that was NOT the good 1.5 hrs I was expecting!!!
9/29/2011 4:52:13 PM EDT
[#29]
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I literally had to force myself to watch about an hour of it. Then I spent the rest of the day contemplating a full frontal lobotomy.

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So what did you decide on that?

I decided to watch Blazing Saddles and found a new will to live.
9/29/2011 4:52:21 PM EDT
[#30]
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Can there be a part 2 where the now saved kid wanders off and either starves to death slowly or the natives get him and peel his skin off with seashells?  


You have read/seen "Black Robe" too......
9/29/2011 4:53:06 PM EDT
[#31]
great movie.
9/29/2011 4:53:55 PM EDT
[#32]
ifc, no thanks. i don't give directv $120.00 a month to watch movies with commercials played during the show
9/29/2011 4:54:39 PM EDT
[#33]
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The warrior was Odin in the flesh. His death is symblomatic of the encroachment of Christianity.


that makes sense.

I kind of thought everyone knew that, since they couldn't have made it more obvious that he was supposed to be Odin.
 


I guess I am stupid, maybe if he had had a big fancy spear or some ravens, or if it was titled "Ragnarok Rising" I might have figured out the obvious......
9/29/2011 5:00:12 PM EDT
[#34]
I liked it alot. Very unexpected.
9/29/2011 5:01:35 PM EDT
[#35]
I watched the slave scene and gave up shortly thereafter.
9/29/2011 5:09:56 PM EDT
[#36]



Quoted:


The warrior was Odin in the flesh. His death is symblomatic of the encroachment of Christianity.


"The time of heroes has passed. The Christ god has killed it and left the world with only weeping martyrs..."






 
9/29/2011 5:12:33 PM EDT
[#37]



Quoted:

I guess I am stupid, maybe if he had had a big fancy spear or some ravens, or if it was titled "Ragnarok Rising" I might have figured out the obvious......


It would have been really clever if they had used Odin's primary physical attribute, being one-eyed, for the main character "One-Eye".



 
9/29/2011 5:13:28 PM EDT
[#38]
i made it till they started drinking sea water on the boat.

then i turned it of and deleted it from my queue on netflix.

curiously, i went to wikipedia and found out that i missed some gay sex...ohh well.
9/29/2011 6:11:50 PM EDT
[#39]
It started off cool with the fight scene.

The rest was insanely slow and boring.

I wouldn't recommend it or watch it again.



9/29/2011 8:00:51 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:

Quoted:
I guess I am stupid, maybe if he had had a big fancy spear or some ravens, or if it was titled "Ragnarok Rising" I might have figured out the obvious......

It would have been really clever if they had used Odin's primary physical attribute, being one-eyed, for the main character "One-Eye".
 


I always pictured Valhalla as a Viking frat party on saturday night that just didn't stop (till the apocalypse of Ragnarok freezes the world), not getting your head bashed in by the Iroquois, but maybe that's just me.......
9/29/2011 8:15:59 PM EDT
[#41]
One of the better IFC type movies I have seen.Lots of symbolism.It reminded me of some books I had to read in college.
9/29/2011 8:26:08 PM EDT
[#42]
I tried watching it but soon realized that i had not quite found the correct mixture of hypoxia and depressants to properly enjoy it.
9/29/2011 8:26:51 PM EDT
[#43]
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I tried watching it but soon realized that i had not quite found the correct mixture of hypoxia and depressants to properly enjoy it.


THis is the most accurate description.
9/29/2011 9:07:54 PM EDT
[#44]
I liked it.
Guess they should have added some explosions.
9/29/2011 9:32:58 PM EDT
[#45]
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That film is art like dropping a deuce on canvas and finger painting "poop" on it.


I agree........IT WAS FRIKKIN' AWESOME!!!!
9/30/2011 3:53:46 AM EDT
[#46]




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I liked it.

Guess they should have added some explosions.




HEck yeah! Rambo arrows FTW! !!!!!
9/30/2011 4:01:04 AM EDT
[#47]
No country for old Norsemen?
9/30/2011 4:10:31 AM EDT
[#48]
Great movie.