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9/21/2011 6:13:46 AM EDT
Coons keep getting on my back porch, what's the best way to chase them off?

9/21/2011 6:14:52 AM EDT
[#1]
First rule:  Don't feed them.



 
9/21/2011 6:15:35 AM EDT
[#2]
just get mama to shoo them off the porch with a broom
9/21/2011 6:16:01 AM EDT
[#3]
ACK.

Eta because 1st post changed!
9/21/2011 6:16:04 AM EDT
[#4]
Get a dog.
9/21/2011 6:17:18 AM EDT
[#5]
gernades
9/21/2011 6:20:45 AM EDT
[#6]
Poison
9/21/2011 6:21:08 AM EDT
[#7]
Suppressed .22 pistol.  Or where's that squirrel launcher vid?
9/21/2011 6:22:27 AM EDT
[#8]
can't say it



9/21/2011 6:25:30 AM EDT
[#9]
Stop baiting them ?
9/21/2011 6:27:24 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
can't say it



Me, too.

(and I saw what you did there)
9/21/2011 6:36:36 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Coons keep getting on my back porch, what's the best way to chase them off?



I have no idea how to "chase them off" but I have several methods of eliminating them.  Not all of them are likely to be legal in many jurisdictions, so I can't post them publicly.  
9/21/2011 6:37:49 AM EDT
[#12]
Super Colibri.
9/21/2011 6:39:07 AM EDT
[#13]



Quoted:


just get mama to shoo them off the porch with a broom


LOL, I was coming in here to post this!

 
9/21/2011 6:39:20 AM EDT
[#14]
They make these "Whistling Chasers..."
9/21/2011 6:40:03 AM EDT
[#15]
12GA always worked for me Just got a mess on the back porch afterwards
9/21/2011 6:40:23 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
can't say it



Can't say what?

9/21/2011 6:40:49 AM EDT
[#17]
Stop playing rap music and leaving fried chicken back there. Someone had to do it.
9/21/2011 6:40:54 AM EDT
[#18]
Have-a-heart trap and a trash can full of water.
9/21/2011 6:40:57 AM EDT
[#19]
Offer them a job.
9/21/2011 6:42:24 AM EDT
[#20]
The "toxic weeny". Cheap hotdogs soaked in antifreeze. Hang the container where only coons can get them.
9/21/2011 6:43:09 AM EDT
[#21]



Quoted:


Have-a-heart trap and a trash can full of water.


this



 
9/21/2011 6:44:13 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Have-a-heart trap and a trash can full of water.


That's ironic.

9/21/2011 6:45:15 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Have-a-heart trap and a trash can full of water.

this
 


Better be well reinforced.  A coon will tear those traps apart in short order.

LC

ETA:  I am surprised I don't have a coon problem here.  I live out in the countryside and see them dead on the road frequently, but have never had any here.  Now, possums and armadillos are another story.
9/21/2011 6:46:24 AM EDT
[#24]
You do know that people eat them right? Get rid of them and stock up on meat
at the same time. a twofer.
9/21/2011 6:48:11 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Offer them a job.


Fuck it....that's terrible but I rost hard .
9/21/2011 6:48:38 AM EDT
[#26]

9/21/2011 6:49:00 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Stop playing rap music and leaving fried chicken back there. Someone had to do it.


O boy. You done did it now.
9/21/2011 6:49:15 AM EDT
[#28]




Quoted:

Offer them a job.




Quoted before the edit.



ETA: Seems like they're coming out in droves. Good bait job, OP.
9/21/2011 6:50:06 AM EDT
[#29]
They have cost our shop over $2k this year in chewed up new units. I cought another one last night using our have-a-heart trap.
9/21/2011 6:51:00 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
Have-a-heart trap and a trash can full of water.

this
 


Better be well reinforced.  A coon will tear those traps apart in short order.

LC

ETA:  I am surprised I don't have a coon problem here.  I live out in the countryside and see them dead on the road frequently, but have never had any here.  Now, possums and armadillos are another story.



I've caught several raccoons in havaheart traps and the traps were never damaged. We have coons here but they never seem to come too close to the house.
Don't leave dog or cat food, or any type of food for that matter, outside, secure the lid to your garbage can. If they can't eat they will leave.
9/21/2011 6:51:39 AM EDT
[#31]




Quoted:

The "toxic weeny". Cheap hotdogs soaked in antifreeze. Hang the container where only coons can get them.




You could kill another animal like that.



Not good.
9/21/2011 6:53:09 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
They have cost our shop over $2k this year in chewed up new units. I cought another one last night using our have-a-heart trap.


What are you selling/building that a coon can chew up?
9/21/2011 6:53:10 AM EDT
[#33]



Quoted:


They make these "Whistling Chasers..."






 
9/21/2011 6:53:23 AM EDT
[#34]
What's worse? The people who offer legit advice in a totally illegitimate thread or the people that say/think things like just kick a basketball, they will probably chase it?

You decide.
9/21/2011 6:54:35 AM EDT
[#35]
Dog woke me up one night barking, and I found a racoon had torn the screen on the screen porch to get to the dog food. A shotgun blast later I had a dead racoon, and thoughts on if it was legal to shoot the racoon since there is a hunting season for them in Kansas.



Being the law abiding person that I am, I carried the coon to the edge of the road and "staged" and accident scene, poor criiter must have gotten ran over...
ETA: and it looks like I didn't make it before this thread started going downhill.......
9/21/2011 6:54:36 AM EDT
[#36]




Quoted:





Quoted:

Offer them a job.




Quoted before the edit.



ETA: Seems like they're coming out in droves. Good bait job, OP.


Yes because that's what this site should encourage.







9/21/2011 6:55:54 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
Have-a-heart trap and a trash can full of water.

this
 


Better be well reinforced.  A coon will tear those traps apart in short order.



There are two or more grades of traps, and they will destroy the cheapo ones  pretty quick.   I bought one of the "better" models at around $30 to trap a skunk (still with no success) and caught a raccoon instead. It damaged the trap but nothing that couldn't be bent back into shape. It injured itself trying to get out, so I just shot it and buried it.

The trash can full of water is OK for city folk, but it's much more humane to just put a round of .22LR though its head.
9/21/2011 6:56:03 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Offer them a job.


Quoted before the edit.

ETA: Seems like they're coming out in droves. Good bait job, OP.


Yeah, he's full of it.  Coons will work. And they will work hard.  I had a pair of them dis-assemble my corn feeder timer trying to get a the corn.  Batteries, timer, and door all laying on the ground with the wires chewed in half.  Never underestimate the work ethic of a coon if food is involved.
9/21/2011 6:57:09 AM EDT
[#39]
Claymores
9/21/2011 6:58:06 AM EDT
[#40]
CoC