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9/12/2011 8:51:21 PM EDT
chipotle. Yummmm!

Good stuff.
9/12/2011 8:55:08 PM EDT
[#1]
Do you ever wonder if Cholula gets frisky with the Tapatio guy? Just like how Aunt Jemima is cheating on Uncle Ben with the Zatarains dude.
9/12/2011 8:57:04 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
Do you ever wonder if Cholula gets frisky with the Tapatio guy? Just like how Aunt Jemima is cheating on Uncle Ben with the Zatarains dude.


The tapatio guy got frisky with a bag of doritos and fritos...



9/12/2011 9:04:02 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Do you ever wonder if Cholula gets frisky with the Tapatio guy? Just like how Aunt Jemima is cheating on Uncle Ben with the Zatarains dude.


The tapatio guy got frisky with a bag of doritos and fritos...


http://www.thecookingdish.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Tapatio-Fritos-269x400.jpg
http://threemorebigbites.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/img_3026.jpg


thank you very much for the mental picture. I will forever associate Doritos with a sweaty latino man crouched in the corner with a baggie of corn chips as his personal fifi now. lol
9/12/2011 9:07:43 PM EDT
[#4]
Cholula is the shit.

Tapatio Pro Tip: dude has blue eyes.
9/12/2011 9:32:53 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Cholula is the shit.

Tapatio Pro Tip: dude has blue eyes.



Pro tip: Spaniards are European. They can have blue eyes. ( I used to have a HUGE crush on Xuxa.)


Xuxa, fuck yeah!

ETA: I think Brazil is formerly a Portugese possession, but the theory still holds.

9/12/2011 9:37:53 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Do you ever wonder if Cholula gets frisky with the Tapatio guy? Just like how Aunt Jemima is cheating on Uncle Ben with the Zatarains dude.


The tapatio guy got frisky with a bag of doritos and fritos...


http://www.thecookingdish.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Tapatio-Fritos-269x400.jpg
http://threemorebigbites.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/img_3026.jpg


Those doritos suck.
9/12/2011 9:39:43 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Cholula is the shit.

Tapatio Pro Tip: dude has blue eyes.



Pro tip: Spaniards are European. They can have blue eyes. ( I used to have a HUGE crush on Xuxa.)


Xuxa, fuck yeah!

ETA: I think Brazil is formerly a Portugese possession, but the theory still holds.



Yes, yes. We just happened to notice it when deployed (Tapatio/Chalula is gold on deployment) and my Mexican shipmates took it hard. You would have thought someone had shot their dog.

9/12/2011 9:47:31 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Cholula is the shit.

Tapatio Pro Tip: dude has blue eyes.



Pro tip: Spaniards are European. They can have blue eyes. ( I used to have a HUGE crush on Xuxa.)


Xuxa, fuck yeah!

ETA: I think Brazil is formerly a Portugese possession, but the theory still holds.



Yes, yes. We just happened to notice it when deployed (Tapatio/Chalula is gold on deployment) and my Mexican shipmates took it hard. You would have thought someone had shot their dog.




To what unit should I send a case? Give me an addy (IM if you would, please.)

9/12/2011 10:07:43 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Cholula is the shit.

Tapatio Pro Tip: dude has blue eyes.



Pro tip: Spaniards are European. They can have blue eyes. ( I used to have a HUGE crush on Xuxa.)


Xuxa, fuck yeah!

ETA: I think Brazil is formerly a Portugese possession, but the theory still holds.



Yes, yes. We just happened to notice it when deployed (Tapatio/Chalula is gold on deployment) and my Mexican shipmates took it hard. You would have thought someone had shot their dog.




To what unit should I send a case? Give me an addy (IM if you would, please.)



Appreciate the offer, but I've been out for a few years and my guys were pampered airedales. If so inclined, send some to an Army/Marine unit sleeping in the dirt.

9/12/2011 10:13:27 PM EDT
[#10]
I humbly bow to the gods of cholula and tapatio.



Shit...goddammit...now I have one more thing to put on my fuckin' grocery list for tomorrow................
9/12/2011 10:25:28 PM EDT
[#11]
Tapatio is gooood in a bag of chips. I learned that from my Mexican roommate. Now I see they have chips with that flavor.
9/12/2011 10:40:15 PM EDT
[#12]
Origin of term "weaksauce". Go big or go home.







 
9/12/2011 10:41:40 PM EDT
[#13]



Quoted:


Origin of term "weaksauce". Go big or go home.



http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/50253_31148831142_2000830_n.jpg  


Cock sauce doesn't go well on Mexican foods.

 
9/12/2011 10:51:05 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Origin of term "weaksauce". Go big or go home.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/50253_31148831142_2000830_n.jpg  



I have a bottle of that also. However, this thread is about Cholula. So, take your cock and go home.

9/12/2011 10:52:41 PM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:





Quoted:

Origin of term "weaksauce". Go big or go home.



http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/50253_31148831142_2000830_n.jpg  


Cock sauce doesn't go well on Mexican foods.  


Cock sauce goes on EVERYTHING. Eat that shit on my ice cream, if I still ate ice cream



 
9/12/2011 11:03:27 PM EDT
[#16]
Cholula is excellent.



Tapatio tastes like ass.
9/12/2011 11:14:43 PM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:





Boolsheet.

Quoted:

Origin of term "weaksauce". Go big or go home.



http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/50253_31148831142_2000830_n.jpg  


Cock sauce doesn't go well on Mexican foods.  






 
9/12/2011 11:42:39 PM EDT
[#18]
Regular, Cholula original is my favorite hands down.



Great flavor and not so hot you can't use it generously.



I like green label Habanero Tabasco too.
9/13/2011 12:12:53 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Origin of term "weaksauce". Go big or go home.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/50253_31148831142_2000830_n.jpg  


Cholula is my second choice, after this.
Sriracha for the win...
9/13/2011 12:26:10 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Origin of term "weaksauce". Go big or go home.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/50253_31148831142_2000830_n.jpg  


While I love the stuff, sriacha really isn't that hot.
9/13/2011 12:28:16 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Origin of term "weaksauce". Go big or go home.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/50253_31148831142_2000830_n.jpg  


While I love the stuff, sriacha really isn't that hot.


No one wants to hear the "I drink Sriracha/Tabasco/Cholula like water" stories.

We get it. You are hard.
Far harder than we will ever hope to be.

Really, we bow before you.  Now shut the fuck up.
That's not what the thread is about, if you haven't noticed.
9/13/2011 12:48:01 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Origin of term "weaksauce". Go big or go home.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/50253_31148831142_2000830_n.jpg  


This is better.



Also, Cholula is the best of the "mainstream" Mexican hot-sauces. However, Valentina is the best as far as Mexican hot-sauces that come out of a bottle (Also it's really cheap).
9/13/2011 12:49:36 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Cholula is excellent.

Tapatio tastes like ass.


Tapatio is bad-ass.  I put it on practically everything except dessert.