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8/17/2011 3:45:16 AM EDT



GALVESTON, Texas ––






Police: Lyle Bensley Claims He's Vampire, Has Been Here For 500 Years







A man claiming to be a vampire told police he did not want to be forced to kill anyone, police said.Galveston
police said Lyle Bensley, 19, attacked a woman 7 a.m. Saturday.
Investigators
said that once he got into the apartment, Bensley made hissing and
growling noises as he bit the woman's neck and hit her as she was in
bed. Bensley started to drag the woman out of her apartment and she was
able to run away, police said.
Officers said they found Bensley running through the parking lot nearly naked.
Detectives said this is one of the most bizarre cases they've handled."He
was adamant on the fact that he was a vampire and he had been here for
500 years," Officer Andrian Healy said. "Stated numerous times he wasn't
out to hurt the human race."
Officers said Bensley's behavior at the jail was also strange."Yelling
and screaming, growling, hissing," Erickson said.
"He actually held on
to one of the benches and was warning us to restrain him because he
didn't want to be forced to hurt or kill anybody. Gnashing his teeth at
us."  Bensley has been charged with burglary with intent to commit
assault.
http://www.news4jax.com/news/28879947/detail.html

Pic of the "vampire"...

 
 
8/17/2011 3:48:03 AM EDT
[#1]
Someone's been watching too much Dark Shadows.
8/17/2011 3:52:12 AM EDT
[#2]
This should do it
8/17/2011 3:53:11 AM EDT
[#3]
is he sparkly?
8/17/2011 3:58:10 AM EDT
[#4]
Man, that must be one difficult case to take seriously..
8/17/2011 3:59:17 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
is he sparkly?


Back in my day, vampires sucked blood, not dick.

8/17/2011 4:01:12 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Quoted:
is he sparkly?


Back in my day, vampires sucked blood, not dick.



lols
8/17/2011 4:02:26 AM EDT
[#7]
How can thee ground that which is...UNGROUNDABLE?!  Hiss!
8/17/2011 4:02:45 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Quoted:
is he sparkly?


Back in my day, vampires sucked blood, not dick.



/thread
8/17/2011 4:23:50 AM EDT
[#9]
Does Hot Topic carry "Monkey Dust" or those "bath salts" or whatever that shit is kids are snorting now?

 
8/17/2011 4:51:21 AM EDT
[#10]
See, back in the good old days, somneone would have taken this kid and beaten the shit out of him until he started acting normal. Now we have to put up with this crap.
8/17/2011 4:52:52 AM EDT
[#11]
8/17/2011 4:55:14 AM EDT
[#12]
Better drive a wooden stake through his heart. If he is a vampire, it will kill him.

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8/17/2011 4:57:20 AM EDT
[#13]
Well we can't tell a man he's not a woman when he thinks he is, so why can't this guy be a vamp?
8/17/2011 5:01:34 AM EDT
[#14]



Quoted:


Better drive a wooden stake through his heart. If he is a vampire, it will kill him.



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Kinda like burning witches? If they burn they're a witch?



 
8/17/2011 5:04:13 AM EDT
[#15]
Demon possession
8/17/2011 5:13:22 AM EDT
[#16]
You all know what we have to do, right?

(burn, burn, burn down the Hot Topic)
8/17/2011 5:15:02 AM EDT
[#17]
I'll be dammed, he turned into a bat and flew out the cell window.  

––IS
8/17/2011 5:26:13 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Better drive a wooden stake through his heart. If he is a vampire, it will kill him.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile

Kinda like burning witches? If they burn they're a witch?
 


And what do we burn apart from witches?

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8/17/2011 5:26:29 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Better drive a wooden stake through his heart. If he is a vampire, it will kill him.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile

Kinda like burning witches? If they burn they're a witch?
 


But why do they burn?
8/17/2011 5:27:26 AM EDT
[#20]

8/17/2011 5:28:30 AM EDT
[#21]
Sounds like someone is going for the insanity plea to get away from real punishment.
8/17/2011 5:31:45 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
Better drive a wooden stake through his heart. If he is a vampire, it will kill him.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile

Kinda like burning witches? If they burn they're a witch?
 


But why do they burn?


Because they're heavier than a duck?
8/17/2011 5:57:25 AM EDT
[#23]
A good ass-whipping would convince him otherwise.