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Posted: 8/6/2011 8:27:49 AM EDT
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Strangely I feel a little guilty about it. I think I might have a soul. And you know what, the whole having a soul thing might fuck up my lawyer gig. It didn't help that I'm still drunk from last night. No pics as they are x-rated (and y'all probably don't want to see a picture of my dong, unless you're fags - in that case I can't help you). Discuss. Why? |
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Why feel guilty? Are you married, or attached? If not, go for it. Two consenting adults, blah, blah... Looks like a sure hook-up in your future.
And since you're an attorney, you have no soul, so don't worry about that. 
And we want to see her pics, not yours. Sheesh.... |
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Quoted: So you: 1. Spent substantial amounts of time flirting electronically 2. Released pictures of your dong in easily distributed electronic form 3. Didn't actually get laid, or even make physical contact with this girl Got it. Sounds like a productive evening. Seriously. I mean, if you at least blew her back out this may have been a marginally worthwhile read. Unfortunately, as it stands right now it is not. |
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Quoted: So you: 1. Spent substantial amounts of time flirting electronically 2. Released pictures of your dong in easily distributed electronic form 3. Didn't actually get laid, or even make physical contact with this girl Got it. Sounds like a productive day so far. Well... when you put it that way, sounds pretty damn crappy!   |
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Strangely I feel a little guilty about it. I think I might have a soul. And you know what, the whole having a soul thing might fuck up my lawyer gig. It didn't help that I'm still drunk from last night. No pics as they are x-rated (and y'all probably don't want to see a picture of my dong, unless you're fags - in that case I can't help you). Discuss. Don't worry. He probably won't even remember. |
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So you: 1. Spent substantial amounts of time flirting electronically 2. Released pictures of your dong in easily distributed electronic form 3. Didn't actually get laid, or even make physical contact with this girl Got it. Sounds like a productive day so far. i got off. not a total loss. |
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So you: 1. Spent substantial amounts of time flirting electronically 2. Released pictures of your dong in easily distributed electronic form 3. Didn't actually get laid, or even make physical contact with this girl Got it. Sounds like a productive day so far. for a Congressman! |
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Anyone who sends naked pictures of themselves over a cell connection is a moron. Anyone in politics, law enforcement, etc, etc, that does it is a retarded moron.
I don't know if having a soul will fuck up your "lawyer gig", but being incredibly stupid might have an impact. |
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So you: 1. Spent substantial amounts of time flirting electronically 2. Released pictures of your dong in easily distributed electronic form 3. Didn't actually get laid, or even make physical contact with this girl Got it. Sounds like a productive day so far. Notice OP never mentioned the gender of the cock-pic recipient. I think we're free to leap to conclusions that amuse us.
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So you: 1. Spent substantial amounts of time flirting electronically 2. Released pictures of your dong in easily distributed electronic form 3. Didn't actually get laid, or even make physical contact with this girl Got it. Sounds like a productive day so far.[/qu. ote] Notice OP never mentioned the gender of the cock-pic recipient. I think we're free to leap to conclusions that amuse us.
gd is serious business SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There will be no silliness here. |
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So you: 1. Spent substantial amounts of time flirting electronically 2. Released pictures of your dong in easily distributed electronic form 3. Didn't actually get laid, or even make physical contact with this girl Got it. Sounds like a productive day so far. Where in his thread did he say anything about a girl? |
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So you: 1. Spent substantial amounts of time flirting electronically 2. Released pictures of your dong in easily distributed electronic form 3. Didn't actually get laid, or even make physical contact with this girl Got it. Sounds like a productive day so far. i got off. not a total loss. Over sexting... Next time have her call so you can at least hear her say it. |
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I wonder how your state bar association would feel about you sending pics of your junk to folks. Seems to me like a good way to screw up a career. They amended the rules to allow for cell donging. I looked it up before I cell donged to be in compliance. The statute is clear, cell donging is good to go. |
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So you: 1. Spent substantial amounts of time flirting electronically 2. Released pictures of your dong in easily distributed electronic form 3. Didn't actually get laid, or even make physical contact with this girl Got it. Sounds like a productive day so far. Where in his thread did he say anything about a girl? Yep, sounds to me that he was trading pics with a dude. |
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OK, walk me through this. If you aren't going to post pics, then you started this thread because ____________ Rules is rules.
I make a troll thread to weed out people who are too serious about once every four months. Then I ignore overly serious people. I have a shit load of people in my ignore list. ETA: I'm pretty sure that's not against the rules. |
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Quoted: Quoted: OK, walk me through this. If you aren't going to post pics, then you started this thread because ____________ Rules is rules. I make a troll thread to weed out people who are too serious about once every four months. Then I ignore overly serious people. I have a shit load of people in my ignore list.  |
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OK, walk me through this. If you aren't going to post pics, then you started this thread because ____________ Rules is rules.
I make a troll thread to weed out people who are too serious about once every four months. Then I ignore overly serious people. I have a shit load of people in my ignore list.
That kind of reaction will get you ignored!!!! |
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You could at least post some sensored pics over at the BOTD forum... that is, if it was a female you were messing with.  People who are underwhelmed by my shenanigans will not receive pics. ETA: Be thankful you haven't been ignored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I recently discovered exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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If you electronically transmitted a picture of your junk, the "soul" thing won't be as much a problem for your career as the "dumbass" thing.
You might get real lucky and she might delete the pic... It might never surface again. On the other hand, be prepared for it to surface anytime... Job interview, family reunion, whatever. Yea, you fucked up. How's it feel to be an example of what not to do online? |
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Strangely I feel a little guilty about it. I think I might have a soul. And you know what, the whole having a soul thing might fuck up my lawyer gig. It didn't help that I'm still drunk from last night. No pics as they are x-rated (and y'all probably don't want to see a picture of my dong, unless you're fags - in that case I can't help you). Discuss. It was probably some over-weight 40 year old guy sexting you pics from her phone she intended for her husband. |
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If you electronically transmitted a picture of your junk, the "soul" thing won't be as much a problem for your career as the "dumbass" thing. You might get real lucky and she might delete the pic... It might never surface again. On the other hand, be prepared for it to surface anytime... Job interview, family reunion, whatever. Yea, you fucked up. How's it feel to be an example of what not to do online? goddammit have you not been reading this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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Strangely I feel a little guilty about it. I think I might have a soul. And you know what, the whole having a soul thing might fuck up my lawyer gig. It didn't help that I'm still drunk from last night. No pics as they are x-rated (and y'all probably don't want to see a picture of my dong, unless you're fags - in that case I can't help you). Discuss. It was probably some over-weight 40 year old guy sexting you pics from her phone she intended for her husband. I don't discount the possibility that it may have been a trap !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |