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7/16/2011 4:25:13 PM EDT
Heard some quality ones today:

"The sights on this pistol are worth 1200 dollars man"

"Wow, it's a lot harder to shoot this pistol than that SCAR"
-says the teenager who is using the SCAR with a bipod on an indoor range

"The laser is only supposed to give you a general idea, not supposed to be right on target"

7/16/2011 4:30:40 PM EDT
[#1]
"YOU"VE GOT A LOADED MAGAZINE, IN YOUR WEAPON, SELECTOR SWITCH ON BURST!!!! WHO IN THE IN THE FUCK LET YOU ON THE FIRING LANE!!!!!!!-DS.ROBERSON


7/16/2011 4:31:08 PM EDT
[#2]
Real winners there!
7/16/2011 4:33:16 PM EDT
[#3]
" I just fucking shot myself!!!..........SON OF A BITCH!...." - Dereckgrebner87
7/16/2011 4:35:26 PM EDT
[#4]
"Dude, did you buy a short barrel for your Uzi yet?"
"Huh? Do I know you?"
"Yeah, your Uzi you had here a few months ago, did you buy a 11" barrel like I told you?"
"I received my *TAX STAMP* last month, still haven't found a barrel at a good price"

As a state trooper was paging through the range's bound book 15' away. And I know I never told the dude I was SBRing my Uzi.

Kharn
7/16/2011 4:35:29 PM EDT
[#5]
"I don't see why the rest of us have to stop shooting, just because someone got shot in the leg."–– president of the full-auto/class three club, after a club member trying to clear a jammed suppressed .22 pistol turned the gun sideways and sent a round of .22 subsonic into the thigh of a guy standing ten feet to his left, causing me to call an immediate cease-fire.
7/16/2011 4:42:11 PM EDT
[#6]
I forgot one:

Man shooting SCAR:

"This is the gun that killed Osama"
7/16/2011 4:56:59 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:

"The laser is only supposed to give you a general idea, not supposed to be right on target"



They may not have put it very well, but I get what this person was trying to say.
7/16/2011 5:02:21 PM EDT
[#8]
yeah the sad part was his laser was literally 1 ft low and five inches to the right off of target at 20 ft. Oh well, as long as they had fun at the range.
7/16/2011 5:10:32 PM EDT
[#9]
"It doesn't matter how tight a buckshot pattern is."
7/16/2011 5:22:24 PM EDT
[#10]
"Its OK. Its John Stossel"  (spelling?)

From an RO at a local range when I asked about the obviously broadcast quality (still a term?) pointing at the firing line from down range outside the line of fire.

Footage can be seen in the report he filed regarding the Heller decision. the folks shooting at the outdoor range were immediately to my right..

BTW,  was a very nice, gracious, un-celeb like Guy who got to shoot a few nice weapons and hung out to answer questions about why he was there taping.
7/16/2011 5:39:51 PM EDT
[#11]
"Everybody run for your lives; the officers are qualifying next!"
7/16/2011 6:19:59 PM EDT
[#12]
"I shouldn't have shot this, now I may have to get one"

–– me after shooting someone's AK pistol last week.


7/16/2011 7:17:10 PM EDT
[#13]
Off duty cop: "That rifle is illegal here in NYS"
Me: "Not it's not, learn the laws you're supposed to enforce"
Didn't even want to ID myself as a fellow LEO and get into it further with him.