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7/9/2011 4:18:59 PM EDT
On Cinemax tonight 2000 mountain time.
7/9/2011 4:20:07 PM EDT
[#1]
Loved it!

"This time, they FUCKED with the WRONG MEXICAN!"



Oh, and it has hot bitches in it too.

7/9/2011 4:21:05 PM EDT
[#2]
Stupid movie.
7/9/2011 4:21:41 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Stupid movie.


Only if you take it too seriously.
7/9/2011 4:22:42 PM EDT
[#4]
Fuck Danny Trejho or whatever his name is. La Raza loving commie motherfucker....

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7/9/2011 4:23:15 PM EDT
[#5]
Stupid movie. Pro-illegal. Leftist bullshit from a leftist bullshit artist. Naked bitches.



You're better off logging onto your porn site of choice and typing in "parody" for the search parameter to see what funnies pop up.
7/9/2011 4:23:47 PM EDT
[#6]
Machete is one of those movies where if you look into the real world messages that are being made, you probably won't enjoy the movie.



If you just want some mindless fun, you will probably enjoy it.
7/9/2011 4:25:19 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Machete is one of those movies where if you look into the real world messages that are being made, you probably won't enjoy the movie.

If you just want some mindless fun, you will probably enjoy it.


That was kind of my take on it.

7/9/2011 4:26:17 PM EDT
[#8]
does the soft-core porn come on after that?
7/9/2011 4:28:57 PM EDT
[#9]
Damn guys, the movie is just a fun action flick...with hot chicks!

I liked Avatar too, but I don't look for politics in movies...just entertainment.
7/9/2011 4:31:28 PM EDT
[#10]
A mexican kicking a guys ass with a Weedeater. How is that not funny?
7/9/2011 4:33:39 PM EDT
[#11]
I was actually looking forward to seeing it. I put aside the whole left-wing, pro illegal immigration slant and tried to see it as just mindless fun, and still thought it sucked. It had plenty of hot chicks and needless violence, but I just didn't find it very entertaining.
7/9/2011 4:33:59 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Stupid movie. Pro-illegal. Leftist bullshit from a leftist bullshit artist. Naked bitches.

You're better off logging onto your porn site of choice and typing in "parody" for the search parameter to see what funnies pop up.




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7/9/2011 4:34:00 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
A mexican kicking a guys ass with a Weedeater. How is that not funny?


I laughed about that part for like a day afterwards.

7/9/2011 4:35:23 PM EDT
[#14]
But they didn't tie the movie in to Daredevil or anything else?  It's a stand-alone?

7/9/2011 4:35:38 PM EDT
[#15]
Didn't this start off as a parody "commercial break" in some other movie and wasn't originally supposed to be a real movie at all?
7/9/2011 4:36:53 PM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:


Fuck Danny Trejho or whatever his name is. La Raza loving commie motherfucker....



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile






 
7/9/2011 4:37:51 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Didn't this start off as a parody "commercial break" in some other movie and wasn't originally supposed to be a real movie at all?


Started out as a gag trailer in Quentin Tarantino's PLANET TERROR.

Movie was built around the gag trailer (instead of the trailer being taken from an actual movie).

They incorporated all the gag trailer stuff into the actual movie.

7/9/2011 4:58:45 PM EDT
[#18]
the trailer was soooo much better than the movie.
7/9/2011 5:01:56 PM EDT
[#19]
When I saw it in the theater there was some tittering when Looney Linsey's name was shown during the opening credits.
7/9/2011 5:05:22 PM EDT
[#20]
Awesome movie. Machete don't text.
7/9/2011 5:06:53 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Stupid movie.
7/9/2011 5:20:58 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Machete is one of those movies where if you look into the real world messages that are being made, you probably won't enjoy the movie.

If you just want some mindless fun, you will probably enjoy it.


That was kind of my take on it.



Ditto. I enjoyed the shit out of the naked chicks.
7/9/2011 5:26:39 PM EDT
[#23]
"...there are many laws..."

loved it.
7/9/2011 5:41:06 PM EDT
[#24]
You may not look for the politics in a stupid movie but the message is always there. It's meant to influence your thinking.
7/9/2011 5:42:20 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
You may not look for the politics in a stupid movie but the message is always there. It's meant to influence your thinking.


Then it doesn't work...
7/9/2011 5:44:32 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted:
You may not look for the politics in a stupid movie but the message is always there. It's meant to influence your thinking.


Then it doesn't work...


This.

Yes, I "got" the heavy left wing message on immigration loud and clear.

But I just realized it was completely FOS, ignored it, and concentrated on enjoying the humor and the action in the movie.

Cheech Marin as the shotgun wielding priest = priceless!
7/9/2011 7:19:13 PM EDT
[#27]
Hot girls but I couldn't even finish so fucking stupid
7/9/2011 9:10:34 PM EDT
[#28]
I knew from the previews that it would be cheesy and bad, but it was so bad, it made Starship Troopers look good.
7/9/2011 9:11:39 PM EDT
[#29]
Good movie
7/9/2011 9:11:53 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Stupid movie.
7/9/2011 9:11:54 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Fuck Danny Trejho or whatever his name is. La Raza loving commie motherfucker....

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7/9/2011 9:13:43 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Stupid movie.
7/9/2011 9:14:42 PM EDT
[#33]
I love that movie
7/9/2011 9:17:26 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
On Cinemax tonight 2000 mountain time.


Pisses off the Joe Arpaio groupies here.

7/9/2011 9:20:47 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:
You may not look for the politics in a stupid movie but the message is always there. It's meant to influence your thinking.


Then it doesn't work...


And after 15 years or more of this shit, it becomes a part of american psyche, just like the white successful businessman/executive is the badguy in every movie...   And it leaks into grand juries and journalism.
7/10/2011 3:45:01 AM EDT
[#36]



Quoted:


the trailer was soooo much better than the movie.


This.  I love stupid, cheesy, over-the-top B movies but this failed to deliver.

 
7/10/2011 4:15:11 AM EDT
[#37]
Fuck that.
7/10/2011 4:19:31 AM EDT
[#38]
That is not a serious movie.  It reminds me of District 9 and Zombie Land which were IMO a POS.



Die Hard and Crimson Tide are serious movies.
7/10/2011 4:37:39 AM EDT
[#39]
Towards the end there is a taxi cab with a LaRue extremely right wing sticker on it.
7/10/2011 4:49:29 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Hot girls but I couldn't even finish so fucking stupid


I finished a few times.  

Know how I know you....................
7/10/2011 5:36:02 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Fuck Danny Trejho or whatever his name is. La Raza loving commie motherfucker....

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


this, that racist piece of shit can choke on a bag of dicks
7/10/2011 5:53:59 AM EDT
[#42]
I knew from the title that thier would be some angry motherfuckers crying in here. It's a movie. Don't like it don't watch it.
7/10/2011 5:55:24 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Fuck Danny Trejho or whatever his name is. La Raza loving commie motherfucker....

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


this + 10000000000000000000000000000000000 times
7/10/2011 6:04:41 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Damn guys, the movie is just a fun action flick...with hot chicks!

I liked Avatar too, but I don't look for politics in movies...just entertainment.


Not when the political undertones are massively apparent.

7/10/2011 6:47:09 AM EDT
[#45]
I love campy movies but this was was just re-fuckin-tarded!

If I ever see Robert Rodriguez or Danny Trejo again I will slap them in their dark disgusting face!
7/10/2011 6:51:44 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:


......... I don't look for politics in movies...just entertainment.




Yup , if its not a documentary , I dont bother trying to weed out political opinion .

I laughed my ass off at that flick . It was funny , once .

7/10/2011 7:03:28 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:
You may not look for the politics in a stupid movie but the message is always there. It's meant to influence your thinking.


Then it doesn't work...


I liked the movie. What's not to like. Mindless violence, nude chicks and when what's his name twists the sword around in his own gut without even flinching was great and I still have not changed my mind about illegal immigration.
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