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7/4/2011 6:46:16 AM EDT
Hey you stupid FUCKS! You post an ad on CL for a car youre selling. Its a nice looking car for the money and Im interested in buying it!!!!

WHY DON YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE NUMBER ON IT SO I CAN FUCKING CALL YOU ABOUT IT!!!!

You sure the fuck dont answer the email I send you because youre too fucking stupid to check your spam folder!!!!



Are you just totally brain dead or do you really want to sell the car?



CHECK YOUR FUCKING EMAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Rant over.



Happy July 4th!!!



VRMN


7/4/2011 6:50:07 AM EDT
[#1]
You need some imitation crab meat to calm down.
7/4/2011 6:50:42 AM EDT
[#2]
Receiving calls at 2am for the beater car I'm trying to offload on some sucker is not how I like to do business.
7/4/2011 6:51:35 AM EDT
[#3]



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Receiving calls at 2am for the beater car I'm trying to offload on some sucker is not how I like to do business.
The check youre friggin email!!!!!!!!!! How hard is it?





 
7/4/2011 6:51:52 AM EDT
[#4]



Quoted:


You need some imitation crab meat to calm down.
You got any?





 
7/4/2011 6:53:58 AM EDT
[#5]

Please refrain from offering to trade penis enlargers for cars when emailing Craigslist users. This will help you avoid the spam filter in the future.

Thanks,
The Management
7/4/2011 6:54:35 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:

Please refrain from offering to trade penis enlargers for cars when emailing Craigslist users. This will help you avoid the spam filter in the future.

Thanks,
The Management


7/4/2011 6:54:51 AM EDT
[#7]



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Please refrain from offering to trade penis enlargers for cars when emailing Craigslist users. This will help you avoid the spam filter in the future.



Thanks,

The Management
I love mine, Id never get rid of it.





 
7/4/2011 6:55:51 AM EDT
[#8]
May just be swamped with emails.  I sold both of the vehicles that I've listed on Craigslist within 30 minutes of posting.  Emails out the ass!
7/4/2011 6:57:25 AM EDT
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May just be swamped with emails.  I sold both of the vehicles that I've listed on Craigslist within 30 minutes of posting.  Emails out the ass!
Understood. I emailed him right after they put the ad up though.

First come first served bitches!!!!!!


Fantasy world I know.





 
7/4/2011 6:58:12 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:

I love mine, Id never get rid of it.





7/4/2011 6:58:15 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:

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You need some imitation crab meat to calm down.
You got any?

 


Sorry , I'm all out.
I gave away some to guy that came over to play with my kid's train set .
7/4/2011 6:59:03 AM EDT
[#12]



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I love mine, Id never get rid of it.


http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll221/ferreed/penismightier.jpg







 
7/4/2011 6:59:20 AM EDT
[#13]



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You need some imitation crab meat to calm down.
You got any?



 




Sorry , I'm all out.

I gave away some to guy that came over to play with my kid's train set .
Fucker!





 
7/4/2011 7:02:05 AM EDT
[#14]



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May just be swamped with emails.  I sold both of the vehicles that I've listed on Craigslist within 30 minutes of posting.  Emails out the ass!
Understood. I emailed him right after they put the ad up though.

First come first served bitches!!!!!!


Fantasy world I know.



 


I'll sell you an '02 Silverado 1500 with 68,000 miles on it!





 
7/4/2011 7:03:28 AM EDT
[#15]



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May just be swamped with emails.  I sold both of the vehicles that I've listed on Craigslist within 30 minutes of posting.  Emails out the ass!
Understood. I emailed him right after they put the ad up though.

First come first served bitches!!!!!!


Fantasy world I know.



 


I'll sell you an '02 Silverado 1500 with 68,000 miles on it!



 
Ive got a pick up.

I dont want your truck that has two different sized tires on the front and back dammit!!!





 
7/4/2011 7:09:50 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:

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May just be swamped with emails.  I sold both of the vehicles that I've listed on Craigslist within 30 minutes of posting.  Emails out the ass!
Understood. I emailed him right after they put the ad up though.
First come first served bitches!!!!!!

Fantasy world I know.

 

I'll sell you an '02 Silverado 1500 with 68,000 miles on it!

 
Ive got a pick up.
I dont want your truck that has two different sized tires on the front and back dammit!!!

 


Who the fuck would put their phone number on CL, you would have to be a stupid fuck.
take emails and weed the dumb fucks out and then send your number to who you want to sell it to.

No such thing as first come first severed on CL
7/4/2011 7:11:02 AM EDT
[#17]



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No such thing as first come first severed on CL


I think the CL killer would disagree.



 
7/4/2011 7:14:58 AM EDT
[#18]





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May just be swamped with emails.  I sold both of the vehicles that I've listed on Craigslist within 30 minutes of posting.  Emails out the ass!
Understood. I emailed him right after they put the ad up though.


First come first served bitches!!!!!!



Fantasy world I know.





 



I'll sell you an '02 Silverado 1500 with 68,000 miles on it!





 
Ive got a pick up.


I dont want your truck that has two different sized tires on the front and back dammit!!!





 






Who the fuck would put their phone number on CL, you would have to be a stupid fuck.


take emails and weed the dumb fucks out and then send your number to who you want to sell it to.





No such thing as first come first severed on CL
Recalibrate your sarcasm meter. Thats why I said fantasy world.





How to you determine who the "dumb fucks" are?


He has to check his emails/spam folder first.


I said Im interested in the car (I inserted the model of the car) and put not spam no scam in the subject.





I guess Im the stupid fuck for wanting to make him a little cash huh?



ETA: Ive put my number on CL for everything Ive sold. No bad experiences yet (and I sold a lot of stuff after my divorce)

I kept my penis pump though.
 
7/4/2011 7:24:01 AM EDT
[#19]
Did you consider the fact that he did not want to be responsible for the long distance bill for calls to Nigeria  ?

Our maybe he already sent the $20k check and is waiting for his share to be sent back.
7/4/2011 7:25:12 AM EDT
[#20]



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Did you consider the fact that he did not want to be responsible for the long distance bill for calls to Nigeria  ?



Our maybe he already sent the $20k check and is waiting for his share to be sent back.
Well, the ad posted last night and the post office is closed so, I didnt think of that.



That fucker is making a killing on that car isnt he?





 
7/4/2011 7:36:30 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:

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May just be swamped with emails.  I sold both of the vehicles that I've listed on Craigslist within 30 minutes of posting.  Emails out the ass!
Understood. I emailed him right after they put the ad up though.
First come first served bitches!!!!!!

Fantasy world I know.

 


I know how you feel. I have bought and sold cars on Craigslist, and I do my best to answer every email, when selling, and have learned that Google Voice is your friend. I have a Google Voice number that I put in the add that I can point to whatever phone I want to ring, and as soon as it is sold turn it off. I have had a few guys get pissed off with me when I was selling vehicles because I do believe in first come first served, and I leave my ads up until I have cash in hand. The last time I sold a vehicle I had several responses within an hour, all of them promised to be out in the morning with cash in hand, and I told them all "the first person with cash gets it, I can't pass up cash, so call before you come out to make sure I still have it". A guy showed up with $50 more than I asked at 0730 in the morning, he got the car. Another guy I had spoken with shows up at 1000 AM, never called ahead, and got pissy because the car was sold.

I hate it when I find something I am interested in and the seller doesn't respond, or worse, two weeks later responds.
7/4/2011 7:43:13 AM EDT
[#22]



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May just be swamped with emails.  I sold both of the vehicles that I've listed on Craigslist within 30 minutes of posting.  Emails out the ass!
Understood. I emailed him right after they put the ad up though.

First come first served bitches!!!!!!


Fantasy world I know.



 




I know how you feel. I have bought and sold cars on Craigslist, and I do my best to answer every email, when selling, and have learned that Google Voice is your friend. I have a Google Voice number that I put in the add that I can point to whatever phone I want to ring, and as soon as it is sold turn it off. I have had a few guys get pissed off with me when I was selling vehicles because I do believe in first come first served, and I leave my ads up until I have cash in hand. The last time I sold a vehicle I had several responses within an hour, all of them promised to be out in the morning with cash in hand, and I told them all "the first person with cash gets it, I can't pass up cash, so call before you come out to make sure I still have it". A guy showed up with $50 more than I asked at 0730 in the morning, he got the car. Another guy I had spoken with shows up at 1000 AM, never called ahead, and got pissy because the car was sold.



I hate it when I find something I am interested in and the seller doesn't respond, or worse, two weeks later responds.
AMEN to your post.

As I said, when I sold my stuff, I used my phone number. I had no bad experiences. Maybe because I had quality items.



This is the third car Ive tried to buy. The first one, the owner still hasnt gotten back to me yet the ad is still up. YES, IM SURE THE CAR IS GONE. Ive written it off.

The second car was a 97 Cadillac that needed a head gasket. I called this guy a little after the ad went up, he said he had about 6 people call him. He told me to call at ten Saturday morning, I did that, no answer. He calls back as Im driving down the road to go diving. Told him Id call when I got back in town but I know he would have it sold by then.



MY POINT!!!! If youre selling something and only post the CL email, FINE, but, you should know by now that some emails go to your spam folder, CHECK THE FUCKING THING!!!!!!



Lightning, didnt think/know about Google voice.



HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
7/4/2011 7:43:38 AM EDT
[#23]
same here. People either never respond, have terriible missing key info, leave a number but never respond. People are retarded.
7/4/2011 7:45:08 AM EDT
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same here. People either never respond, have terriible missing key info, leave a number but never respond. People are retarded.
AMEN.

Hell, I get retarded too but when I need/want money, I get pretty unretarded real quick.