[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Is Dillo Dust good stuff?? (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 6/28/2011 8:40:18 AM EDT
| I was given some. What can it be used on and is it good stuff?? |
, and im not used to it
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Dillo dust is more valuble on a per-weight basis than gold.
It is rumored the John Moses Browning once did lines of dillo dust off the receiver of an M2 HMG, then proceded to single handedly cause the population of Utah to double (albeit, 9 months later). The secret ingrediant of Dillo Dust? The Higgs-Boson. CERN ain't got shit on LaRue. Dillo Dust is the only known substance clinically proven to make your penis grow larger. They actually won't ship it to the Mayo clinic anymore after an incident involve a doctor getting a hernia while trying to use a urinal. Teir 1 Operator beards have been known to spring forth from the faces of boys as young as 4 upon exposure to Dillo Dust. Dillo Dust is a disorder material that is both a room tempature superconductor, and violates 2 different laws of thermodynamics. You know how they made Captain America with that super soldier serum? Yeah, guess what the main compenent was? Dillo Dust. Dillo Dust is banned from usage by Olympians, not becuase its a performance enhancer, but because the rest of the world is jealous of Texas. Hater's gonna Hate. |
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Cumin Bay Leaf Paprika Garlic and onion powders Salt It's a rub. Fanboyism aside, it's not bad. It's not the greatest thing in the universe, either, and it's way too sweet for direct heat applications. It's for smoking foods. If you put it on meat that will be cooked over direct heat, you're going to burn all that sugar. It's also better on brisket than pork. ETA: But brisket should be marinated, not rubbed. I'm sorry I had to sacrifice one to find that out. |
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Dillo dust is more valuble on a per-weight basis than gold. It is rumored the John Moses Browning once did lines of dillo dust off the receiver of an M2 HMG, then proceded to single handedly cause the population of Utah to double (albeit, 9 months later). The secret ingrediant of Dillo Dust? The Higgs-Boson. CERN ain't got shit on LaRue. Dillo Dust is the only known substance clinically proven to make your penis grow larger. They actually won't ship it to the Mayo clinic anymore after an incident involve a doctor getting a hernia while trying to use a urinal. Teir 1 Operator beards have been known to spring forth from the faces of boys as young as 4 upon exposure to Dillo Dust. Dillo Dust is a disorder material that is both a room tempature superconductor, and violates 2 different laws of thermodynamics. You know how they made Captain America with that super soldier serum? Yeah, guess what the main compenent was? Dillo Dust. Dillo Dust is banned from usage by Olympians, not becuase its a performance enhancer, but because the rest of the world is jealous of Texas. Hater's gonna Hate. Got some more: Those Magpul dynamics guys? They don't actually exist. They are apparations caused by Dillo Dust having been accidentally spilled into a DVD press as a manufacturing plant. Ironically, the DVD's that were supposed to have been printed were a documentry on Armadillos. Once during a production of Peter Pan, tinkerbells fairy dust was accidentally replaced with Dillo Dust. That incident has since come to be known by the name "Operation Just Cause". Export of Dillo Dust is strictly prohibited without a valid export license issued by the U.S. Department of State Office of Defense. It is also frowned upon by the UN, who will write you very strongly worded letters about it. Dillo dust is an acceptable substitute for Hydrogen-2 in fusion reactors. Most of the problems with the V-22 Osprey program were resolved through a small sprinkling of Dillo Dust into the hydalic fluid resivoirs. A small sprinkling. We don't talk about the one that's still in orbit at the L-3 position from when the crew cheif accidentally dumped the whole thing in. Dillo Dust glows red under night vision. No, we don't know why. Yes I know that shouldn't be possible due to the tubes composition. Every GAU-8, prior to having it's accessory A-10 attatched, is rubbed down with a tincture of Dillo Dust and lubrication (made from the tears of hippies) by a team of 87 naked female virgins so as to appease the angry war god slumbering within. Dillo Dust should never be allowed to come into contact with Wasabi. This has happened twice before. Those incidents are known as Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The entire Manhatten project is actually a cover-up of an even deeper black program involving the weaponization of dry rubs. While it is well known that Nancy Pelosi is capable of regenrating lost limbs and shooting poison blood from her eyes, it is less well known that wounds inflicted upon her by weapons imbued with Dillo Dust will not regenerate. This furthers the theory that she is in fact a Vego-Litch, or undead vegetarian arch-wizard of the black arts. |
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Dillo dust is more valuble on a per-weight basis than gold. It is rumored the John Moses Browning once did lines of dillo dust off the receiver of an M2 HMG, then proceded to single handedly cause the population of Utah to double (albeit, 9 months later). The secret ingrediant of Dillo Dust? The Higgs-Boson. CERN ain't got shit on LaRue. Dillo Dust is the only known substance clinically proven to make your penis grow larger. They actually won't ship it to the Mayo clinic anymore after an incident involve a doctor getting a hernia while trying to use a urinal. Teir 1 Operator beards have been known to spring forth from the faces of boys as young as 4 upon exposure to Dillo Dust. Dillo Dust is a disorder material that is both a room tempature superconductor, and violates 2 different laws of thermodynamics. You know how they made Captain America with that super soldier serum? Yeah, guess what the main compenent was? Dillo Dust. Dillo Dust is banned from usage by Olympians, not becuase its a performance enhancer, but because the rest of the world is jealous of Texas. Hater's gonna Hate. 
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Dillo dust is more valuble on a per-weight basis than gold. It is rumored the John Moses Browning once did lines of dillo dust off the receiver of an M2 HMG, then proceded to single handedly cause the population of Utah to double (albeit, 9 months later). The secret ingrediant of Dillo Dust? The Higgs-Boson. CERN ain't got shit on LaRue. Dillo Dust is the only known substance clinically proven to make your penis grow larger. They actually won't ship it to the Mayo clinic anymore after an incident involve a doctor getting a hernia while trying to use a urinal. Teir 1 Operator beards have been known to spring forth from the faces of boys as young as 4 upon exposure to Dillo Dust. Dillo Dust is a disorder material that is both a room tempature superconductor, and violates 2 different laws of thermodynamics. You know how they made Captain America with that super soldier serum? Yeah, guess what the main compenent was? Dillo Dust. Dillo Dust is banned from usage by Olympians, not becuase its a performance enhancer, but because the rest of the world is jealous of Texas. Hater's gonna Hate. Got some more: Those Magpul dynamics guys? They don't actually exist. They are apparations caused by Dillo Dust having been accidentally spilled into a DVD press as a manufacturing plant. Ironically, the DVD's that were supposed to have been printed were a documentry on Armadillos. Once during a production of Peter Pan, tinkerbells fairy dust was accidentally replaced with Dillo Dust. That incident has since come to be known by the name "Operation Just Cause". Export of Dillo Dust is strictly prohibited without a valid export license issued by the U.S. Department of State Office of Defense. It is also frowned upon by the UN, who will write you very strongly worded letters about it. Dillo dust is an acceptable substitute for Hydrogen-2 in fusion reactors. Most of the problems with the V-22 Osprey program were resolved through a small sprinkling of Dillo Dust into the hydalic fluid resivoirs. A small sprinkling. We don't talk about the one that's still in orbit at the L-3 position from when the crew cheif accidentally dumped the whole thing in. Dillo Dust glows red under night vision. No, we don't know why. Yes I know that shouldn't be possible due to the tubes composition. Every GAU-8, prior to having it's accessory A-10 attatched, is rubbed down with a tincture of Dillo Dust and lubrication (made from the tears of hippies) by a team of 87 naked female virgins so as to appease the angry war god slumbering within. Dillo Dust should never be allowed to come into contact with Wasabi. This has happened twice before. Those incidents are known as Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The entire Manhatten project is actually a cover-up of an even deeper black program involving the weaponization of dry rubs. While it is well known that Nancy Pelosi is capable of regenrating lost limbs and shooting poison blood from her eyes, it is less well known that wounds inflicted upon her by weapons imbued with Dillo Dust will not regenerate. This furthers the theory that she is in fact a Vego-Litch, or undead vegetarian arch-wizard of the black arts. The United States Marine Corps once experimented with the dosing of a Marine with Dillo Dust. The result was Chesty Puller. Sadly, this scared the shit out of the DOD and other civilians in charge of the millitary, and the entire Korean War was waged simply to let "Chesty work it out of his system". The United States Army once experimented with using a Dillo-Dust based lubricant for armored vehicles. Though it appears in no official records, many are still institutionalized from seeing a Tank gain sentience and proceed to mate with all of the POV's on base before becoming lethargic and falling asleep in a disused hanger. This facillity is now known as Groom Lake, and standing orders are not to wake the beast lest it feel the need to sate its lust once more. The United States Navy, prior to dispatching SEAL Team 5 on its mission to kill Bin Laden, fed all of the sailors involved a meal consisting of pork chops that had been librally seasoned with Dillo Dust. Unfortunately, the men could not be coaxed back out of the brothel they proceeded to take over. Their demands of the same treatment the GAU-8's are given was deemed fiscally unviable. SEAL Team 6 was sent in their place. The United States Air Force actually includes a tiny ampuole of Dillo Dust in their pilots survival gear. An unnamed Air Force officer was quoted as saying "If we get shot down, the thinking is we just swallow the whole thing and procede to hulk the fuck out". There is an active debate over whether this constitutes biological warfare. Animal Experimentation with Dillo Dust is strictly prohibited. It was once given to a lab mouse, and that's how we wound up with the Honey Badger. Dillo Dust has been shown to prevent rail erosion on experimental Railgun systems. Its non-ferrous nature makes it inappropriate for use in mass-driver systems though. The Tunguska incident was actually a mishap caused by trying to create Dillo-Dust flavored vodka. A Shaker of Dillo Dust is present on the Voyager space probes, fitted with a small plauqe which reads "Ya'll best come in peace" Dillo Dust usage has been associated with the following symptoms: Construction of Ammo Forts. Being photographed in a bathtub with weapons and canines. Fascination with party favors that spin. 'Fo-ing. Upon consumption of Dillo Dust, you may experience the following Symptoms: -An unusual fondness for Armored rodents. -A Manly aura that women (other than feminists) may find irresistable. -Urges to paint things is the following colors: Flat Dark Earth, Coyote Brown, Olive Drab, Foliage Green, or in rare cases Urban Dark Earth. -A distinct urge to move to Texas. |
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Is Dillo Dust good stuff??
Not sure if serious...... 
It is great on: beef, pork and chicken I have yet to find something that it was not great on. I love it on eggs and it is good on fish on the grill (like salmon and steel head) along with everything else. J- |
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I'd rather make my own dust or rub according to my tastes, not someone elses, and without the slimy aftertaste of MSG. It's a great marketing ploy. does it have msg in it ? No. Also, powdered boullion > MSG for any application that you would reasonably need it for. |
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I'd rather make my own dust or rub according to my tastes, not someone elses, and without the slimy aftertaste of MSG. It's a great marketing ploy. You are right. Buy your dillo dust from LT and receive the best mount in the business of your choice absolutely free! 
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Standing offer if you really want some Dillo Dust. Make a donation in any amount of your chosing to the Special Operations Warrior Foundation http://www.specialops.org/ IM me proof and your addy and I'll send you a bottle. I currently have 5 un-spoken for bottles and offers from a number of members for replinishment should the need arise.
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I'd rather make my own dust or rub according to my tastes, not someone elses, and without the slimy aftertaste of MSG. It's a great marketing ploy. You are right. Buy your dillo dust from LT and receive the best mount in the business of your choice absolutely free!
Obviously I was referring to the fact that like their little toy bottle opener, it starts coversations, just like this one. How many people read this thread and then just for giggles went to the Larue site? |