Posted: 5/26/2011 7:00:35 AM EDT
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Anytime I'm around a large group of people, I think to myself "I wonder if anyone else can read minds like I can. And do they have the same deadly telekenetic powers? Sure was tempting to vaporize that tailgater this morning, he's lucky he was surrounded by 800 witnesses."
No, I don't have these powers, but if there ARE mind-readers out there, I'll bet they don't screw with me. |
