Posted: 5/20/2011 7:29:07 PM EDT
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So Jesus is going to come tomorrow and take all the believers to Heaven right?
I was under the impression that only the soul goes to heaven. The body stays here Does that mean that Jesus will slit your throat before taking you to heaven? 
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Nope...it ain't gonna happen, this moron also predicted Jesus' return in 1994. The other dude wrote a book called 88 reasons, Jesus is coming in 1988. He was wrong too. The interesting thing about both of these idiots is that they happen to be retired engineers, so they look at numbers and guess the return time. Wrong. It.....is....not....going to........happen. Why would God choose an old lunatic who has wrongly predicted the return once before and not tell me or anyone else who has followed the Lord for many years? No. It is ploy from the get go...this guy will come out and present excuses at how it is a "beginning" time or some such blather. Idiot. 
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Quoted: So Jesus is going to come tomorrow and take all the believers to Heaven right? I was under the impression that only the soul goes to heaven. The body stays here Does that mean that Jesus will slit your throat before taking you to heaven? I would never call you an idiot. But go to your bathroom, and look at the idiot in the mirror.  |
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Nope...it ain't gonna happen, this moron also predicted Jesus' return in 1994. The other dude wrote a book called 88 reasons, Jesus is coming in 1988. He was wrong too. The interesting thing about both of these idiots is that they happen to be retired engineers, so they look at numbers and guess the return time. Wrong. It.....is....not....going to........happen. Why would God choose an old lunatic who has wrongly predicted the return once before and not tell me or anyone else who has followed the Lord for many years? No. It is ploy from the get go...this guy will come out and present excuses at how it is a "beginning" time or some such blather. Idiot. depends on whether this book sold enough to buy an island. |