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5/10/2011 6:58:29 PM EDT
I can't believe this isn't on this board yet, but I did do a search.........

Have you heard about the newest cocktail?

It's called a BIn Laden, two shots and a splash.
5/10/2011 6:59:27 PM EDT
[#1]
Welcome to  a week ago
5/10/2011 6:59:35 PM EDT
[#2]
Been here a bunch.

Really.  

And it wasn't funny the first time, either.
5/10/2011 6:59:48 PM EDT
[#3]
were you here last week?
5/10/2011 7:00:39 PM EDT
[#4]
IBTL


what did i win?
5/10/2011 7:01:02 PM EDT
[#5]
I laughed.. but im drunk...
5/10/2011 7:01:21 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
IBTL


what did i win?


A dead monkey and a bad joke.

5/10/2011 7:02:14 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Been here a bunch.

Really.  

And it wasn't funny the first time, either.


I hedged my post. I assumed it was out there but did not find it.  And, by the way I thought it was hilarious which is why i posted it, albeit a week late.  I apologize if you are family and found it offensive.
5/10/2011 7:03:58 PM EDT
[#8]
I remember the first time I got online too
5/10/2011 7:04:33 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Been here a bunch.

Really.  

And it wasn't funny the first time, either.


I hedged my post. I assumed it was out there but did not find it.  And, by the way I thought it was hilarious which is why i posted it, albeit a week late.  I apologize if you are family and found it offensive.


No need to apologize here.  I'm not butt hurt about it.  

5/10/2011 7:05:07 PM EDT
[#10]



Quoted:


I remember the first time I got online too


it was so long ago the porn was dots and dashes



 
5/10/2011 7:06:40 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:

Quoted:
I remember the first time I got online too

it was so long ago the porn was dots and dashes
 


and the girls had hair 'down there'.  yuck.
5/10/2011 7:09:31 PM EDT
[#12]
and the girls had hair 'down there'.  yuck.


Thank God for that genetic shift to baldness.

How did this topic get off track?
5/10/2011 7:10:05 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
IBTL


what did i win?


Why would it get locked? Are not allowed to make Osama Bin Laden Jokes?
5/10/2011 7:10:30 PM EDT
[#14]



Quoted:



and the girls had hair 'down there'.  yuck.




Thank God for that genetic shift to baldness.



How did this topic get off track?


Hey me and Bill are working hard to save your thread....



 
5/10/2011 7:12:28 PM EDT
[#15]
Hey me and Bill are working hard to save your thread....
 


Garcias
5/10/2011 7:13:54 PM EDT
[#16]
You really should've known.
5/10/2011 7:14:19 PM EDT
[#17]
Hey me and Bill are working hard to save your thread....
 


You gotta admit that joke deserves repeating and repeating and ........................

That joke is as good as the Muledick joke.
5/10/2011 7:15:23 PM EDT
[#18]



Quoted:



Hey me and Bill are working hard to save your thread....

 




You gotta admit that joke deserves repeating and repeating and ........................



That joke is as good as the Muledick joke.

No, sorry guy, but that joke should have went overboard with Osama.....



 
5/10/2011 7:16:10 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
I can't believe this isn't on this board yet, but I did do a search.........

Have you heard about the newest cocktail?

It's called a BIn Laden, two shots and a splash.


It would be funnier if it said "Two shots and a splash of water"

5/10/2011 7:16:54 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
You really should've known.


Reading and posting to this board weighs heavily on all of us.
5/10/2011 7:17:19 PM EDT
[#21]
Here ya go: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=1180406



You owe me a dollar... Copyright infringement
5/10/2011 7:18:30 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:

Quoted:
and the girls had hair 'down there'.  yuck.


Thank God for that genetic shift to baldness.

How did this topic get off track?

Hey me and Bill are working hard to save your thread....
 


this should breathe some life into this thread;


5/10/2011 7:18:56 PM EDT
[#23]
I'm cleaning a 1911 right now. What chall doin?
5/10/2011 7:20:08 PM EDT
[#24]
[/quote]No, sorry guy, but that joke should have went overboard with Osama.....
 [/quote]

How did you know my name was Guy?
5/10/2011 7:20:45 PM EDT
[#25]
Some other cocktails since that one is old:

Pile Driver: Vodka & Prune Juice

Phillip's Screwdriver:  Vodka & Milk of Magnesia

Mexican Standoff: Tequila, Prune Juice, Kaopectate

Shirley Temple of Doom: 7UP, Grenadine, Cobalt 60, Cesium 133, Strontium 90

57 Chevy: Chevas Regal Scotch, Heinz 57 sauce

Shit or Go Blind:  Prune Juice, 198 proof grain alocohol




5/10/2011 7:20:52 PM EDT
[#26]



Quoted:


I can't believe this isn't on this board yet,
but I did do a search.........



Have you heard about the newest cocktail?



It's called a BIn Laden, two shots and a splash.


You best start believing

 





5/10/2011 7:21:00 PM EDT
[#27]



Quoted:


No, sorry guy, but that joke should have went overboard with Osama.....

 [/quote]



How did you know my name was Guy?[/quote]

Clicked on the USER INFO button below your post



 
5/10/2011 7:23:55 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Here ya go: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=1180406

You owe me a dollar... Copyright infringement


I am the heir to a large fortune in Yemen.  If you have your bank transfer $100,000 to my bank account in order to confirm your correct bank routing and account numbers I will promptly remit the dollar in settlement of my infringement.

Many thanks.
5/10/2011 7:46:17 PM EDT
[#29]





did you come up with that one OP?