[ARCHIVED THREAD] - For Dinner Tonight... (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 5/9/2011 7:06:27 PM EDT
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We have an assortment of the finest White Castles from the freezer of a local grocer, nuked at 100% power for 120 seconds and topped with approximately a teaspoon of ketchup per slider. The side of the evening is "fast food cut fries" from the freezer of the aforementioned grocer, baked at 425 degrees for precisely 14 minutes and then topped in medium Tillamook cheddar cheese. Ketchup was served as a side. Self defense options for the evening include a Surefire G2 LED, a PVS14, and a Ruger MKIII with Tactical Solutions threaded barrel, SWR Spectre sound suppressor, CT Lasergrips, and Remington subsonics. Why? 'Cause Helen Keller fucking said so: That's why.  |
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Quoted: Needs more caliber. 4/10  When I can get a major caliber to sound like a typewriter, I'll be happy to switch up.  Quoted: Slidders are better when you buy them fresh, not frozen. No WC on the West Coast.  Quoted: Where in the blue fuck is the hooker hacker 5000 at????  My wide angle lens is in the bedroom. Quoted: so you put cheese on the french fries then you are going to dip then in ketchup? 4/10 for your guns/gear Yes. Guns/Gear? That's Tier 1 Possum-Slaying kit, rook. Check yo'self. Quoted: FAIL Helen Keller requires more input... |
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I get it. You ate that shit in the dark right? With only the idiot box to illuminate my nomming. I feel like someone just punched me in the balls, though. My monthly "cheat night" may have been somewhat..."overly enthusiastic". I think you were applying the food to wrong area dude.  Maybe less NV next time, more hooker killing candle light.
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I wish I had that plate of win to nuke tonight!
I did not have dinner :-( My options were thaw deer and make dinner or eat one of my lunches I had planned out for this week. I was lazy. I will eat some oatmeal to make up for my lack of a meal, but I tip my hat to you. I love those little burgers and would really like one now. Shame when I get them my wife makes them for the kids. |
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Quoted: If you'd just let me come up there, I could have fixed you some rouladen, or meatloaf or moules mariniere or chicken florentine or bacon and meat pie, but nooooo...... You're an official SHTF Harem Member, woman! Get your curvy self up here! Bring food! ...and leather! |
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If you'd just let me come up there, I could have fixed you some rouladen, or meatloaf or moules mariniere or chicken florentine or bacon and meat pie, but nooooo...... You're an official SHTF Harem Member, woman! Get your curvy self up here! Bring food! ...and leather! Finally you're receptive to my wooing! |