First POF date inbound > General Discussion

Posted: 4/30/2011 6:29:22 PM EDT

I'm about to play a gig and my first Pof date is on her way. Aar and updates to follow.

Posted: 4/30/2011 6:29:55 PM EDT

[#1]

IN!!!

Hopefully you will be too.

Posted: 4/30/2011 6:30:29 PM EDT

[#2]

Good luck.

Posted: 4/30/2011 6:30:33 PM EDT

[#3]

Date, or is she just coming to your place?

Posted: 4/30/2011 6:33:24 PM EDT

[#4]

Dibs on guns and ammo...

:)

Posted: 4/30/2011 6:35:17 PM EDT

[#5]

Some crazy chicks on PoF..

Posted: 4/30/2011 6:35:53 PM EDT

[#6]

I'm getting old...I thought you were talking about a POF piston upper

Posted: 4/30/2011 6:38:53 PM EDT

[#7]

Good luck.

Posted: 4/30/2011 6:41:49 PM EDT

[#8]

Keep an eye on your kidneys....

Posted: 4/30/2011 6:43:22 PM EDT

[#9]

Tag-a-roo

Posted: 4/30/2011 6:47:39 PM EDT

[#10]

You better get some pics...

Posted: 4/30/2011 6:49:28 PM EDT

[#11]

PoF ?????

Posted: 4/30/2011 6:50:08 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
PoF ?????

plenty of fish

Posted: 4/30/2011 6:50:14 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
PoF ?????

Plenty of Fish.

Sort of the "Craigslist" of dating sites.

Oh.... wait.

Posted: 4/30/2011 9:05:24 PM EDT

[#14]

She was 2 hours late, which is perfect since she smells like a stripper and looks like her picture like Angelina Jolie looks like the Situation. Told her I wasn't really into it an she left.

Posted: 4/30/2011 9:06:51 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
She was 2 hours late, which is perfect since she smells like a stripper and looks like her picture like Angelina Jolie looks like the Situation. Told her I wasn't really into it an she left.

Pics.

Posted: 4/30/2011 9:07:28 PM EDT

[#16]

You've learned the true meaning of POF is "plenty of fatties"

Posted: 4/30/2011 9:09:07 PM EDT

[#17]

I always thought of it as "Plenty of Fail".

Posted: 4/30/2011 9:14:28 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
You've learned the true meaning of POF is "plenty of fatties"

Yeah it is.

Posted: 4/30/2011 9:16:10 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

PoF ?????

Plenty Of Flesh.

One is better off fishing in their own backyard, in my experience.

Posted: 4/30/2011 9:18:04 PM EDT

[#20]

I'm calling BS on this...

Posted: 4/30/2011 9:18:37 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:

You've learned the true meaning of POF is "plenty of fatties"

Yeah it is.

I got one off there that looked like Reese Witherspoon

she was a batshit insane vegetarian PETA freak on anti depressants but he she was not fat or ugly

but yeah I got dozens of messages from jabba the hut

Posted: 4/30/2011 9:20:43 PM EDT

[#22]

Beware the blubs.

Posted: 4/30/2011 9:22:34 PM EDT

[#23]

Tagscribed. I went on my first POF date a few weeks ago. She wasn't fat, just nuts. No spark at all. It felt like I was interviewing a client

Posted: 4/30/2011 9:26:26 PM EDT

[#24]

So what exactly does a stripper smell like?

I'm curious.

Posted: 4/30/2011 9:30:18 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
She was 2 hours late, which is perfect since she smells like a stripper and looks like her picture like Angelina Jolie looks like the Situation. Told her I wasn't really into it an she left.

Pics.

And translate that into English, if you don't mind.

Posted: 4/30/2011 9:32:30 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
So what exactly does a stripper smell like?

I'm curious.

Shame and cheap perfume.

Posted: 4/30/2011 9:35:07 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Some crazy chicks on PoF..

Truth. Had one tell me I was "the one" and that she loved me all before we even met.

so of course I..........

Met her in a home depot parking lot and she gave me a BJ.

AND IT WAS GREAT!

Posted: 4/30/2011 9:36:57 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
She was 2 hours late, which is perfect since she smells like a stripper and looks like her picture like Angelina Jolie looks like the Situation. Told her I wasn't really into it an she left.

Pics.

And translate that into English, if you don't mind.

I'm betting looks like A.J. in her pics, and like The Situation in person.

Posted: 4/30/2011 9:44:55 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
I'm getting old...I thought you were talking about a POF piston upper

Me to.

Posted: 4/30/2011 9:48:56 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

So what exactly does a stripper smell like?

I'm curious.

Coconut oil mostly. At least around here.

Posted: 4/30/2011 9:49:41 PM EDT

[#31]

You waited for 2 hours?

Posted: 5/1/2011 6:07:14 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:

PoF ?????

Plenty Of Flesh.

One is better off fishing in their own backyard, in my experience.

"Hey Sis, You awake?"

Posted: 5/1/2011 6:31:37 AM EDT

[#33]

Pics or it didn't happen..

Posted: 5/1/2011 7:07:15 AM EDT

[#34]

At least 75% of the ladies on ANY dating site are on mood stabilizers. Not my thing. I like stability in my life.

Posted: 5/1/2011 7:19:11 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
PoF ?????

Plenty Of Flesh.

One is better off fishing in their own backyard, in my experience.

"Hey Sis, You awake?"

Family Reunions are NOT the place to go to pick up chicks...

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