Posted: 4/22/2011 10:14:06 AM EDT
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When will I learn to wear the appropriate PPE for preparing bacon?
Like pants. 
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My wife cooks the bacon around here...  but does she do it naked? She knows better.  I might be reluctant to become involved with a woman who doesn't possess the sense to wear some clothing while cooking bacon. Men are supposed to be foolish, reckless and short sighted. Those genetic qualities are what kept us aggressively providing for and protecting our families. Women should be much more thoughtful. |
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My wife cooks the bacon around here... but does she do it naked? She knows better. I might be reluctant to become involved with a woman who doesn't possess the sense to wear some clothing while cooking bacon. Men are supposed to be foolish, reckless and short sighted. Those genetic qualities are what kept us aggressively providing for and protecting our families. Women should be much more thoughtful. 
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My wife cooks the bacon around here... but does she do it naked? She knows better. I might be reluctant to become involved with a woman who doesn't possess the sense to wear some clothing while cooking bacon. Men are supposed to be foolish, reckless and short sighted. Those genetic qualities are what kept us aggressively providing for and protecting our families. Women should be much more thoughtful. Back off, lady. I'm married. 
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My wife cooks the bacon around here... but does she do it naked? She knows better. I might be reluctant to become involved with a woman who doesn't possess the sense to wear some clothing while cooking bacon. Men are supposed to be foolish, reckless and short sighted. Those genetic qualities are what kept us aggressively providing for and protecting our families. Women should be much more thoughtful. Back off, lady. I'm married. Even if you were single I'm too aggressive and dumb for you.
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My wife cooks the bacon around here... but does she do it naked? She knows better. I might be reluctant to become involved with a woman who doesn't possess the sense to wear some clothing while cooking bacon. Men are supposed to be foolish, reckless and short sighted. Those genetic qualities are what kept us aggressively providing for and protecting our families. Women should be much more thoughtful. Back off, lady. I'm married. Even if you were single I'm too aggressive and dumb for you. At least youve got the BBBBG goin for ya
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My wife cooks the bacon around here... but does she do it naked? She knows better. I might be reluctant to become involved with a woman who doesn't possess the sense to wear some clothing while cooking bacon. Men are supposed to be foolish, reckless and short sighted. Those genetic qualities are what kept us aggressively providing for and protecting our families. Women should be much more thoughtful. Back off, lady. I'm married. Even if you were single I'm too aggressive and dumb for you. At least youve got the BBBBG goin for ya
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Even if you were single I'm too aggressive and dumb for you. I only believe half that and I know you aint dumb. This. Little big too. I could go with the ugly, smashed in face, even the bow. But the sheer size is pretty intimidating. You do have a pretty smile.
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