I'm new at this, so please forgive me...

The Ron Jeremy infomercial is pretty good.

Must... get... Tivo...

No, stay here and post your thoughts on guns, food, economics, vacation spots, Van Halen, religion, RKBA, skateboards, politics, crime, Reagan, shoes, cars, Creed, abortion, socialism, the Irish, dandelions, lesbians, WWII, tattoos, quantum mechanics, upholstrey, illegal aliens, Robert Frost, Gnutella, 9-11, public education, HBARs, womenz, root canals, Israel, dalmations, Jackie Chan, unions, sex, Strange McNamara, Linux, parasitology, Hitlery Klinton, Black & Decker, the Alamo, second-hand smoke, France, Passover, Bushmaster Shorty AKs, Africanized bees, United Nations, vitamin C, blackjack, machineguns, your kids, ice cubes, palindromes, Salvador Dali, centrifugal force, nipples, dental floss, ritalin, DVD burners, Art Bell, cop killers, mustangs, Sarah Brady, fractals, house repairs, election fraud, masturbation, Guinness Extra Stout, reloading supplies, black-on-black crime, trolls, window coverings, swaybars, dumbing-down education, SHTF, music, FDNY, Scientology, ice skating, banking, hiking boots, Puccini, auto insurance, Spiderman,  evolution, Jimmy Carter, fluoridation, the event horizon, peace, Seinfeld, Kwanzaa, sprinkler heads, Libertarians, missionary position, hippies, nose hair, anti-capitalists, FUBAR, Rosie O'Donut, MP3 players, Freud, sandcastles, legalizing marijuana, exchanging uppers, ground zero, biochemistry, Boston Celtics, mutual funds, Bill of Rights, cloud formation, Vaughn Williams, Pol Pot, media bias, particle board, the Bible, lapdances, Ernie & Bert, inflation, tide pools, feminism, snorkeling, Philip Morris Co., endosymbiotic theory, the Palestinians, karate, income tax, human cloning or anything else you want... ANYTHING is better than TV.

After 3:00am there ain't squat to watch.  Except that flaming John Basedow ab commercial.

Get a good spaghetti western and you're set.

To be truthful.....I only bother watching tv during the late night. I watch all of the 70's and 80's shows on Nick At Night.....Cheers, Three's Company, All In The Family, Family Ties, etc. I simply cannot tolerate modern programming, so I stick to the old stuff. The only thing I watch during the day is the news to see whether or not the fundamentalist Islamic extremists are trying to kill us. I also watch The Weather Channel to see if I am going to be hit by a tornado! LOL. And when I am home I like watching the old Tour Of Duty shows on TNT........I might add this was my favorite tv show of all time. It was originally aired on CBS from about 1987-1990 or 1991. Great show. Just wish TNT would have paid for the rights to use the original theme song and all the other classic 60's hits they played on there.

Nope... except all the naked women you get on the french channels... Ahhh the beauty of Quebec.

Hill Street Blues comes on at midnite on Bravo, Alley McBeal at 1am CST on FX.

I know both shows are anti, but HSB is fairly entertaining, I like the SWAT dude. Alley McBeal has to have the best looking women since Charlie's Angels.

"Wild On" with Brooke Burke comes on 2am CST. She's worth watching in anything.

As Bruce Springsteen says in his song, "67 channels & nothing on".