Posted: 4/1/2011 10:46:05 PM EDT
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I apologize if this has already been done on this board, but thought we could have some fun with it.
You might be a gun nut if..... You plan road trips and vacations by which states honor your ccw. You don't feel welcome in the states of New York, Kalifornia, or other states with similar gun laws. And the your are depressed because you live there... You have ever called in sick to work so you could go to the gun show. You have stubbed your toe on an ammo can You have ever named your weapons You spoken lovingly to your guns You cry when you hear about guns being destroyed You equate loosing your sidearm (for any reason) on the same level as loosing you male genital parts (or whatever the female equivalent is. Forgive me, but y'all can still be a mystery to me at times) You feel that a malfunction on a long sense reliable weapon to be a betrayal on the level of you wife, GF, husband, BF cheating on you When your weapon breaks and has to be sent to the smith if feels like sending you child to the ER with a broken leg You cry when you someone intentionally destroy a weapon for any reason You find as much ammo under the seat of your truck, car, SUV, tank, APC, helicopter, private plan, hovercraft, UFO as you do lost change You bought a new gun just so you could shoot that half empty box of ammo some guy gave to you last week You have spare parts to guns you do not or will ever have You have spare parts, and you don't even know exactly what gun it goes to You don't buy guns, you adopt firearms into your family of weapons An M61 Vulcan, quad mounted M2's (.50 BMG), cannons, or other similar weapons are what you would consider the "holy grail" and would literally make you wet in the pants I know I missed a lot, so please feel free to add more.... Please, don't make me have to use my brain and to try to think up more of this crap!!!! That is what the hive mind is for!!! 
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I apologize if this has already been done on this board, but thought we could have some fun with it. You might be a gun nut if..... You plan road trips and vacations by which states honor your ccw. You don't feel welcome in the states of New York, Kalifornia, or other states with similar gun laws. And the your are depressed because you live there... You have ever called in sick to work so you could go to the gun show. You have stubbed your toe on an ammo can You have ever named your weapons You spoken lovingly to your guns You cry when you hear about guns being destroyed You equate loosing your sidearm (for any reason) on the same level as loosing you male genital parts (or whatever the female equivalent is. Forgive me, but y'all can still be a mystery to me at times) You feel that a malfunction on a long sense reliable weapon to be a betrayal on the level of you wife, GF, husband, BF cheating on you When your weapon breaks and has to be sent to the smith if feels like sending you child to the ER with a broken leg You cry when you someone intentionally destroy a weapon for any reason You find as much ammo under the seat of your truck, car, SUV, tank, APC, helicopter, private plan, hovercraft, UFO as you do lost change You bought a new gun just so you could shoot that half empty box of ammo some guy gave to you last week You have spare parts to guns you do not or will ever have You have spare parts, and you don't even know exactly what gun it goes to You don't buy guns, you adopt firearms into your family of weapons An M61 Vulcan, quad mounted M2's (.50 BMG), cannons, or other similar weapons are what you would consider the "holy grail" and would literally make you wet in the pants I know I missed a lot, so please feel free to add more.... Please, don't make me have to use my brain and to try to think up more of this crap!!!! That is what the hive mind is for!!!
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I was going to put this in Brothers of the Shield a couple weeks ago, "...When you have to use two gun lockers when you have to go into the jail"   <–– Is that the face your brother/sister LEOs give you as you are unpacking your primary, BUG, BBUG, BBBUG, etc.
I know one is none, six is ???? |
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I was going to put this in Brothers of the Shield a couple weeks ago, "...When you have to use two gun lockers when you have to go into the jail" <–– Is that the face your brother/sister LEOs give you as you are unpacking your primary, BUG, BBUG, BBBUG, etc.
I know one is none, six is ???? Six is a good start! I have to add "If your SO ever stubbed her toe on a SAAPI plate, and then called you every name in the book" |
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Wait ... are you saying that "normal" people don't do all those things? Weirdos.
Some that I've done recently - You cannot recall how many firearms you own. You buy a gun that's just like that other gun you have except the barrel is 1/2" shorter (or longer). You own several similar guns by different manufacturers, and then try to explain to your wife how they're nothing alike (speaking of which, I really need a USFA to compare with the Colt) ETA: Someone phrased the last one better - ... you ever had to explain, "It's NOT the same gun, it's a variation!" |
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I apologize if this has already been done on this board, but thought we could have some fun with it. You might be a gun nut if..... You plan road trips and vacations by which states honor your ccw. You don't feel welcome in the states of New York, Kalifornia, or other states with similar gun laws. And the your are depressed because you live there... You have ever called in sick to work so you could go to the gun show. You have stubbed your toe on an ammo can You have ever named your weapons You spoken lovingly to your guns You cry when you hear about guns being destroyed You equate loosing your sidearm (for any reason) on the same level as loosing you male genital parts (or whatever the female equivalent is. Forgive me, but y'all can still be a mystery to me at times) You feel that a malfunction on a long sense reliable weapon to be a betrayal on the level of you wife, GF, husband, BF cheating on you When your weapon breaks and has to be sent to the smith if feels like sending you child to the ER with a broken leg You cry when you someone intentionally destroy a weapon for any reason You find as much ammo under the seat of your truck, car, SUV, tank, APC, helicopter, private plan, hovercraft, UFO as you do lost change You bought a new gun just so you could shoot that half empty box of ammo some guy gave to you last week You have spare parts to guns you do not or will ever have You have spare parts, and you don't even know exactly what gun it goes to You don't buy guns, you adopt firearms into your family of weapons An M61 Vulcan, quad mounted M2's (.50 BMG), cannons, or other similar weapons are what you would consider the "holy grail" and would literally make you wet in the pants I know I missed a lot, so please feel free to add more.... Please, don't make me have to use my brain and to try to think up more of this crap!!!! That is what the hive mind is for!!!
You cry a lot, huh? Come on now, give me a break!!! I only have one feeling and hearing about innocent helpless weapons being brought to the slaughter in a genocidal manner....   ... is just hurtful okay. 
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