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AR15.COM
3/8/2011 5:20:38 PM EDT
know they are dead?
3/8/2011 5:21:54 PM EDT
[#1]
But they're not dead, they're undead.
3/8/2011 5:22:27 PM EDT
[#2]
zombies dont exist.
3/8/2011 5:23:11 PM EDT
[#3]
Let's ask!

"Zombie, do you know you are dead?"

"BRAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!"

There you go.
3/8/2011 5:23:28 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
zombies dont exist.


STFU noob!  
3/8/2011 5:23:40 PM EDT
[#5]
Zombies are not sentient. They function on impulse only.
3/8/2011 5:23:45 PM EDT
[#6]



Quoted:


zombies dont exist.


.......or do they?



 
3/8/2011 5:24:15 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
zombies dont exist.



What a goofball.

I hope they eat you first.

3/8/2011 5:25:22 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
zombies dont exist.


I know you're new, but haven't you figured out by now that this website is largely dedicated to speculating, preparing for and fantasizing about horrific disasters that have never occurred and probably never will?
3/8/2011 5:25:32 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Zombies are not sentient. They function on impulse only.


and being nonsentient, if they could somehow answer the question "Do zombies know they are dead?" they would certainly say . . . "Zombies do not exist."

I want that undead bastard off my ArfCom RIGHT NOW!!!!
3/8/2011 5:25:39 PM EDT
[#10]
No.  They have the rudimentary skills required to eat people.  That is all.
3/8/2011 5:26:33 PM EDT
[#11]
My question is do zombie's take a dump? I mean they eat  and digest sooooo where does it go? If they do, do they shit on themselves or find a nice quiet spot and some nice soft tissue?
3/8/2011 5:27:56 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
zombies dont exist.


You got point.
3/8/2011 5:29:40 PM EDT
[#13]



Quoted:


zombies dont exist.


I beg to differ....







 
3/8/2011 5:30:17 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
zombies dont exist.


Change your Goddamned username to "Sheeple" right now!  
3/8/2011 5:31:40 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Quoted:
zombies dont exist.


STFU noob!  


3/8/2011 5:35:43 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Quoted:
zombies dont exist.


I know you're new, but haven't you figured out by now that this website is largely dedicated to speculating, preparing for and fantasizing about horrific disasters that have never occurred and probably never will?


Next thing your going to tell me that that after much outcry the powers that be actually created a section just discuss all things zombies.

3/8/2011 5:37:26 PM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:



Quoted:

zombies dont exist.




I know you're new, but haven't you figured out by now that this website is largely dedicated to speculating, preparing for and fantasizing about horrific disasters that have never occurred and probably never will?


...and suddenly - there it was...



I never really realized that the meaning of Arfcom could be defined, and in so few words.  The truth - like a white light of obvious enlightened my inner soul.



AR15.com - as outsiders must view us, I feel both amazed and naive - it was so obvious all along... just couldn't see the forest, for the trees.



Wow.
 
3/8/2011 5:38:17 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Zombies are not sentient. They function on impulse only.


This, kinda like demonrats.