Posted: 3/7/2011 5:04:52 AM EDT
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So I have an internal interview for the company i work for now for quite a promotion... As in $15,000 promotion.... Apparently i have to go before 20 some "higher ups" and do one large interview then smaller group interviews with them.
I could use some awesome pep talk, down talk, or encouragement right about now. Like Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross shit.... GO!!!!!!! 
if I get the job the same afternoon I'll be placing my order for an OBR 
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Damn dude. Don't fuck that up. Sounds like a big deal and very stressful. You really have a lot riding on that interview. With that much on the line in front of that many people, it will be impossible NOT to fuck up. The key is to try and keep the fuckups to a minimum and hope none of the really important people notice. Shit. I got a little nervous just typing this. |
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So I have an internal interview for the company i work for now for quite a promotion... As in $15,000 promotion.... Apparently i have to go before 20 some "higher ups" and do one large interview then smaller group interviews with them. I could use some awesome pep talk, down talk, or encouragement right about now. Like Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross shit.... GO!!!!!!!
if I get the job the same afternoon I'll be placing my order for an OBR Alright look. I know the odds seem long at this point, and why wouldn't they? I mean shit, we're talking 20 HMFICs here, are we not? These guys (and/or gals) have been there, done that, and got the ludicrously large Christmas bonus as a reward. And you know what? They've selected YOU to consider as their go-to man! This ain't no pussy-assed jump-jivin' burger joint, this is the motherfuckin' company you work for, and you're damn good at whatever it is you do! Sure, they might throw a coupla curve balls at you, just to keep you on your toes. But don't let that shit slow your roll! You know this shit COLD, and THEY know you know it cold or you wouldn't even be invited into the room. So strap on your cleats, get your ass in there, and show those bastards what a guy of your particular vocation can do for them! ETA: The above is mostly just a placeholder until Rogue_Sasquatch shows up to lay down the best motivational speech ever to hit the intertubes. |
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You want motivation? I got your motivation right here. Just skip to about the 5 minute mark.
Winning! |
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In ARFcom fashion..........Fap to it........sounds attractive. And you will be relaxed afterwards This. Definitely rub one out. Save it. That way you'll be more on edge; more energetic. Your desire will be interpreted as a hunger for success. Except for the executives of the feminine persuasion. They will be attracted to the flood of pheromones you'll be exuding. They'll want you. Also the gay male executives. Yeah, definitely save it. |