[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Potato Birth Control (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 2/27/2011 6:15:15 PM EDT
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Does anyone know about sticking a potato up in there as a form of birth control? |
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Dude... Seriously though... I watched a movie about it.  If you are banging someone who can hold a baked potato in her "special spot" while you then get yours in there, then that is one BIG ditch to fill... Hot Dog - Hallway and all that... Don't think you have to worry about getting her pregnant, as your "seed" is likely falling out like rain anytime she tilts upward at the bow. |
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you watched a movie about it? you mean like a bizarre insertion fetish film?
No. It was on Netflix streaming. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1206488/ |
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Dude... Seriously though... I watched a movie about it. If you are banging someone who can hold a baked potato in her "special spot" while you then get yours in there, then that is one BIG ditch to fill... Hot Dog - Hallway and all that... Don't think you have to worry about getting her pregnant, as your "seed" is likely falling out like rain anytime she tilts upward at the bow. Cant stop laughing.... glad i wasnt drinking anything my keyboard would be fried... heard some weird shit one time in college from a gal at a party that condoms weren't necessary because if she shook up a can of coke and shot it up there the next day it would prevent STD's and pregnancy (seriously). I was like " AND THAT is why we wont be sleeping together" and then i went home to Rosie. |
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So since there are blue potatoes, and there are waffle fries, can we make blue waffle fries? http://i.imgur.com/xzHqP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/LX7xN.jpg 
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OP, didn't you accuse/ask me if I was 12 years old in a thread a while back? I guess Mom's basement is alive and well in Brazil. It's possible. Was it you who was asking about the correct way to insert suppositories on someone passed out? if so then it must have been me. 
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