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Posted: 5/9/2002 3:57:54 PM EDT

Hey guys, I got my first "reply" to my profile. It's a big let-down! Here is what she wrote:

This message was sent on May 09, 2002 at 04:05:58 PM MST

Sender
marilyonmonroe at box 2483268

Recipient
Mall Ninja at box 1385212

re dungeons and dragons
i havent found any who still plays dungeons and dragon i miss playing that

I don't even play dungeons and dragons... Maricopa is a trailer park from what I hear!

Posted: 5/9/2002 4:01:14 PM EDT

[#1]

she sounds fat

Posted: 5/9/2002 4:14:20 PM EDT

[#2]

was she "average"
average = fat!!!

Posted: 5/9/2002 4:35:38 PM EDT

[#3]

Also if she listed herself as

BBW = Big beautiful Woman = Very Very FAT

Posted: 5/9/2002 4:37:24 PM EDT

[#4]

NSFJojo, no problem.

Just play D&D the home version. Have her dress up in a peasant dress and be the evil prince who defiles her.

And "Marylin" is often code for "not wearing panties."

Posted: 5/9/2002 4:37:37 PM EDT

[#5]

Oh the joys of computer dating

Posted: 5/9/2002 4:37:44 PM EDT

[#6]

Wait..you mentioned you play D&D in a personals?

Posted: 5/9/2002 4:40:43 PM EDT

[#7]

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she sounds fat

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BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You need to go setup a profile at [url]http://www.hotornot.com[/url]

Posted: 5/9/2002 4:41:03 PM EDT

[#8]

Don't forget "athletic" - seems that fat girls think that their huge frames make them "athletic" these days. Yeah, maybe if you consider an East German Female Shotputter's body athletic...

Posted: 5/9/2002 4:43:55 PM EDT

[#9]

Well, if Steyr is correct, and "monroe" is a code word for "on your face", then, well you get the idea... [:D]

Posted: 5/9/2002 4:47:40 PM EDT

[#10]

Yeah but I bet she can get you free tickets to the next SCA match AND she probably has all three kinds of phasers!!

Posted: 5/9/2002 5:12:36 PM EDT

[#11]

DUDE! NSFjojo!

Don't you have anything better to do with your time that try E-Dating? Seriously, Finals week is just next week! Don't you have some studying to do NSFjojo?

Shouldn't you be out drinking tonight? It's THURSTY THURSDAY! I'm drinking a bottle of wine (that's all) for dinner tonight in celebration for getting a great grade on one final exam that was given a week early.

Posted: 5/9/2002 8:14:22 PM EDT

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Wait..you mentioned you play D&D in a personals?

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No, he mentioned playing "B&D". [spank]

Posted: 5/9/2002 8:46:36 PM EDT

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And "Marylin" is often code for "not wearing panties."

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How do you know this and why didn't I?

Posted: 5/9/2002 8:47:45 PM EDT

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Maricopa is a trailer park from what I hear!

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One hell of a sheriff though.

Posted: 5/9/2002 9:15:46 PM EDT

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Maricopa is a trailer park from what I hear!

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One hell of a sheriff though.

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Who really hasn't saved the county any money or reduced recidivism by much with the boot camp political crap. He's grooming himself as the next "get tough on crime" governor of Arizona.

Hopefully he won't be elected.

Posted: 5/9/2002 9:23:35 PM EDT

[#16]

ROTFLMAO

Mall Ninja,
Show us the photoshopped pic u used in the profile. [:)]

Edited to say; well, maybe not...NO dont show us.

Posted: 5/9/2002 9:29:40 PM EDT

[#17]

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And "Marylin" is often code for "not wearing panties."

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How do you know this and why didn't I?

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Maybe it's a midwest thing. Remember girls in high school discussing who was going "Marylin." Only a few girls in Florida were familiar with the term.

Apparently comes from the rumor that Monroe didn't always wear panties.

Posted: 5/9/2002 10:02:17 PM EDT

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And "Marylin" is often code for "not wearing panties."

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How do you know this and why didn't I?

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Maybe it's a midwest thing. Remember girls in high school discussing who was going "Marylin." Only a few girls in Florida were familiar with the term.

Apparently comes from the rumor that Monroe didn't always wear panties.

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I always heard it as going "commando"