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Posted: 5/9/2002 3:57:54 PM EDT
Hey guys, I got my first "reply" to my profile. It's a big let-down! Here is what she wrote: This message was sent on May 09, 2002 at 04:05:58 PM MST Sender marilyonmonroe at box 2483268 Recipient Mall Ninja at box 1385212 re dungeons and dragons i havent found any who still plays dungeons and dragon i miss playing that I don't even play dungeons and dragons... Maricopa is a trailer park from what I hear!
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 4:01:14 PM EDT
she sounds fat
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 4:14:20 PM EDT
was she "average" average = fat!!!
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[Last Edit: 5/9/2002 4:38:33 PM EDT by SteyrAUG]
NSFJojo, no problem. Just play D&D the home version. Have her dress up in a peasant dress and be the evil prince who defiles her. And "Marylin" is often code for "not wearing panties."
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 4:37:37 PM EDT
Oh the joys of computer dating
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 4:37:44 PM EDT
Wait..you mentioned you play D&D in a personals?
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 4:40:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/9/2002 4:42:26 PM EDT by DarkHelmet]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 4:41:03 PM EDT
Don't forget "athletic" - seems that fat girls think that their huge frames make them "athletic" these days. Yeah, maybe if you consider an East German Female Shotputter's body athletic...
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 4:43:55 PM EDT
Well, if Steyr is correct, and "monroe" is a code word for "on your face", then, well you get the idea... [:D]
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Link Posted: 5/9/2002 8:14:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By raven: Wait..you mentioned you play D&D in a personals?
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No, he mentioned playing "B&D". [spank]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 8:46:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SteyrAUG: And "Marylin" is often code for "not wearing panties."
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How do you know this and why didn't I?
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 8:47:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NSFJojo: Maricopa is a trailer park from what I hear!
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One hell of a sheriff though.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 9:15:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
Originally Posted By NSFJojo: Maricopa is a trailer park from what I hear!
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One hell of a sheriff though.
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Who really hasn't saved the county any money or reduced recidivism by much with the boot camp political crap. He's grooming himself as the next "get tough on crime" governor of Arizona. Hopefully he won't be elected.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 9:23:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/9/2002 9:24:59 PM EDT by Boomholzer]
ROTFLMAO Mall Ninja, Show us the photoshopped pic u used in the profile. [:)] Edited to say; well, maybe not...NO dont show us.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 9:29:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
Originally Posted By SteyrAUG: And "Marylin" is often code for "not wearing panties."
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How do you know this and why didn't I?
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Maybe it's a midwest thing. Remember girls in high school discussing who was going "Marylin." Only a few girls in Florida were familiar with the term. Apparently comes from the rumor that Monroe didn't always wear panties.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 10:02:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
Originally Posted By SteyrAUG: And "Marylin" is often code for "not wearing panties."
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How do you know this and why didn't I?
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Maybe it's a midwest thing. Remember girls in high school discussing who was going "Marylin." Only a few girls in Florida were familiar with the term. Apparently comes from the rumor that Monroe didn't always wear panties.
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I always heard it as going "commando"
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 10:02:18 PM EDT
So, "Marylin" equals "Commando"? Scott
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 10:05:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DScottHewitt: So, "Marylin" equals "Commando"? Scott
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More or less. Guys used "Commando" girls used "Marylin."
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 10:09:45 PM EDT
Free-ball'in and Marylin
Link Posted: 5/10/2002 12:41:57 AM EDT
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